PAYDAY 2

PAYDAY 2

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auto Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:05pm
Hardcore Henry Heists Story
The heists were fun, no doubt about it, but I'm just having trouble grasping everything. What the hell happened? What happened to the elephant? Who was that blonde wizard? Why did those women kill people in a elevator? Why did that man kill himself? What the ♥♥♥♥ just happened? Did I literally need to pay to go see a movie just to grasp what just happened?
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- A movie tie-in
- He's around and alive
- Akan, watch the movie
- They were sent by Jimmy (or The Elephant)
- That was Jimmy
- Yes
Last edited by Ћ Abomination Jones; Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:09pm
Copy & Cat Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:09pm 
Stuff that no one will mention again like jiro son
Lordpizzaroll Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:11pm 
Yeah go see Hardcore Henry if you want to really understand what's going on.

Or you could just read the plot online, but then you'd be missing out on an awesome movie!
Last edited by Lordpizzaroll; Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:12pm
auto Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:17pm 
Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:
- A movie tie-in
- He's around and alive
- Akan, watch the movie
- They were sent by Jimmy (or The Elephant)
- That was Jimmy
- Yes

So Jimmy is immortal? Thats pretty stupid.
Originally posted by H. Virtuoso:
Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:
- A movie tie-in
- He's around and alive
- Akan, watch the movie
- They were sent by Jimmy (or The Elephant)
- That was Jimmy
- Yes

So Jimmy is immortal? Thats pretty stupid.

He's not immortal, I could spoil it for you but I'm not going to do that here, for everyone's sake.
There's a reason he just suddenly shows up, and it makes sense in-universe for HCH
Peanits Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:18pm 
From what I gather, The Elephant just contracts the job (Hahahaha, just kidding, not really! Let's add another contractor for just two heists instead!). He wants you to stop Akan. He's planning on stealing the plans for cyborgs, and he's going to create a cyborg army. On day 1 (Murky Station), you steal the EMP bomb that you'll need. On day 2 (Boiling Point), you use the bomb to enter the facility and disable the cyborgs. Then you take the plans before Akan can.

And voila. A terrible storyline.
Lordpizzaroll Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:18pm 
Originally posted by H. Virtuoso:
Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:
- A movie tie-in
- He's around and alive
- Akan, watch the movie
- They were sent by Jimmy (or The Elephant)
- That was Jimmy
- Yes

So Jimmy is immortal? Thats pretty stupid.


No he's not immortal.
Hank Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:19pm 
Is the movie out yet? I wanna get my friends into watching it with me, for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles
Originally posted by Peanits:
From what I gather, The Elephant just contracts the job (Hahahaha, just kidding, not really! Let's add another contractor for just two heists instead!). He wants you to stop Akan. He's planning on stealing the plans for cyborgs, and he's going to create a cyborg army. On day 1 (Murky Station), you steal the EMP bomb that you'll need. On day 2 (Boiling Point), you use the bomb to enter the facility and disable the cyborgs. Then you take the plans before Akan can.

And voila. A terrible storyline.

Elephant sets Dallas up with Akan, Jimmy intercepts with a counteroffer to have the crew work for him instead to put a wrench in Akan's heist plan, because working for Akan would be infinitely worse than they know.
Last edited by Ћ Abomination Jones; Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:20pm
Lordpizzaroll Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:20pm 
Originally posted by FWSnake:
Is the movie out yet? I wanna get my friends into watching it with me, for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles


Yeah it's out.
auto Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:21pm 
Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:
Originally posted by Peanits:
From what I gather, The Elephant just contracts the job (Hahahaha, just kidding, not really! Let's add another contractor for just two heists instead!). He wants you to stop Akan. He's planning on stealing the plans for cyborgs, and he's going to create a cyborg army. On day 1 (Murky Station), you steal the EMP bomb that you'll need. On day 2 (Boiling Point), you use the bomb to enter the facility and disable the cyborgs. Then you take the plans before Akan can.

And voila. A terrible storyline.

Elephant sets Dallas up with Akan, Jimmy intercepts with a counteroffer to have the crew work for him instead to put a wrench in Akan's heist plan, because working for Akan would be infinitely worse than they know.

As if we haven't screwed over the elephant enough lately with McKendrick.
Peanits Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:26pm 
Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:
Originally posted by Peanits:
From what I gather, The Elephant just contracts the job (Hahahaha, just kidding, not really! Let's add another contractor for just two heists instead!). He wants you to stop Akan. He's planning on stealing the plans for cyborgs, and he's going to create a cyborg army. On day 1 (Murky Station), you steal the EMP bomb that you'll need. On day 2 (Boiling Point), you use the bomb to enter the facility and disable the cyborgs. Then you take the plans before Akan can.

And voila. A terrible storyline.

Elephant sets Dallas up with Akan, Jimmy intercepts with a counteroffer to have the crew work for him instead to put a wrench in Akan's heist plan, because working for Akan would be infinitely worse than they know.
They M. Night Shyamalan'd it before it even started. Even when I think I've figured it out, it keeps making less and less sense.
Originally posted by Peanits:
Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:

Elephant sets Dallas up with Akan, Jimmy intercepts with a counteroffer to have the crew work for him instead to put a wrench in Akan's heist plan, because working for Akan would be infinitely worse than they know.
They M. Night Shyamalan'd it before it even started. Even when I think I've figured it out, it keeps making less and less sense.

To put it even more simply

Politics man makes corrupt men work for evil man.
Drug man convinces corrupt men to work against evil man.
Last edited by Ћ Abomination Jones; Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:29pm
auto Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:30pm 
Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:
Originally posted by Peanits:
They M. Night Shyamalan'd it before it even started. Even when I think I've figured it out, it keeps making less and less sense.

To put it even more simply

Politics man makes corrupt men work for evil man.
Drug man convinces corrupt men to work against evil man

You say that as if the payday gang aren't evil themselves, or haven't worked for evil men before.
Peanits Apr 10, 2016 @ 5:33pm 
Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:
Originally posted by Peanits:
They M. Night Shyamalan'd it before it even started. Even when I think I've figured it out, it keeps making less and less sense.

To put it even more simply

Politics man makes corrupt men work for evil man.
Drug man convinces corrupt men to work against evil man.
Still not clear. Where does suicidal man who puts down his big shotgun in favour for a tiny revolver come into play?
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