Favourite Quote?

[Spencer3595]

"Listen up, this is a robbery! We wanna harm no one! Think of your loved ones, don't try and be a hero. Just shut up, and stay down, and this'll be over in no time!" - Dallas

and

"Guys, the thermal drill, go get it." - Bain

[Ice Princess]

"Who sold us this drill, the cops?!" -Houston

[[Unintelligible]]

"How nice are those cops to come keep us company"
- Wolf

[Harakran]

Un testa di cazzo e meno - Jacket
Deberiamos haber contratado a un portugués - Jacket
Make that a s s move very fast! - Sokol

[Ojeda]

"Ein Wachmann" - Jacket

"Wick, follow me" - Dragan

"Jacketo, come with me" - Jiro

"Please pay attention, you will be happy to know that you are victms of a robbery, you will not be harmed." - Jacket

"A security guard" - Jacket

"Stay down" - Jacket

"Una la camera" - Jacket

"Eine Camera" - Jacket

"The following presentation has been approved for/by the designated area" - Jacket

"This presentation is not for minors" - Jacket

"Get down" - Jacket

"Arms out stretched" - Jacket

And the rest of Jacket's quotes. It's Jacket, or no heist.

[Mods]

Originally posted by MTGMaxer:

"Jesus, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mugabe!" - Locke

O im laffin
Locke's from SA if i remember right,

[MrRiddlez]

"If DiCaprio wouldn't have gotten his Oscar, I might have killed you."
"I don't know why but I really don't like your face, turn away from me."
"Keep your head down, and your ♥♥♥♥ in the soil, and you'll be fine! Yeah?"
"No texting while lying on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground, man! That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disrespectful!"- Jimmy

"This drill is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless!"
"Yes! Tightest. Crew. EVER!"
"I almost can't believe we did it!"- Dallas

[Infinite Thwomp Works]

"I thought I saw a burglar. But it was just a burger. The spelling confused me." ~Dragan

[Ojeda]

Originally posted by Not Here for Fortune or Fame:

"I thought I saw a burglar. Turns out, it was a burger. The spelling... confused me." ~Dragan

IKR! But he said "Turns out it was a jogger".

[Infinite Thwomp Works]

Originally posted by RSRSRS10:

Originally posted by Not Here for Fortune or Fame:

"I thought I saw a burglar. Turns out, it was a burger. The spelling... confused me." ~Dragan

IKR! But he said "Turns out it was a jogger".

That's a different one. "I thought I saw a robber, but it was a jogger. They rhyme. So I was confused."

[Linus Sex Tips]

To the pager: 'You dont pay me enough the give a ♥♥♥♥ about this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job. Go finger your anus'

-Microsoft Jacket

[CamperN0ob]

"Nico-Nico-Niiiii!!!"
-Kizuna AI Sydney

[CallMeLeonidas]

"Don't act dumb!" - Houston

[<#FF69B4>Robin ;3]

We've made it clear PAYDAY 2 will have no micro-transactions whatsoever (shame on you if you thought otherwise!)

[dallas]

"everything's good, except the parts that aren't. " -Dallas
"dont test my patience"- Dallas
"i come America happy very, job easy, sit very much hour , is nice" - Sokol
"is that all you got?" -Chains

[Ojeda]

"Lay your weapon down!" - Chains