Strange/unusual/funny weapons

[Adze]

There are several ridiculous weapons in the game already (Bow, RPG, minigun, etc). There are also many strange melee weapons (Spear of Freedom, Money Bundle, etc). I like them. Why not have some more? I figure this could be a fun place to discuss hypothetical weird new weapons and how they'd work. Here are my ideas:

1. Tranquilizer gun. OVK have shown that they can reliably add damage over time to weapons (fire). This would work similarly to that except it would only hit one target at a time and the DOT would be greater. In stealth, it would be an instant KO (note that you can't do the pacifist achievement on the Alesso heist with this).

2. A broadsword. I'd love a melee weapon like this. It would probably function similarly to the fire axe.

3. Wolverine-esque claws. Cuz why not?

4. Harpoon gun. Infinite ammo, fairly short range, high damage, but you have to retract the harpoon each time you fire. This could be a very useful niche weapon, and at the very least, you'd never be totally helpless at the cost of mass-killing potential.

5. A whip. I'd have thought this would worked well as one of the melee weapons included in the Western pack.

That's all my brain can do for now. Discuss or suggest your own ideas. Or say something sarcastic/funny. Or don't. What will I do? Call the police?

[Sir Psycho]

Well I guess it's time to suggest this one again. "the c*ck slap" only avialable to Chains, long animation where he unzips his pants and the swing would have a wide arc, swinging the whole camera. Now this is the key, it insta-kills shields and stuns dozers. Looking forward to it, thanks Overkill.

[Vali Riversong]

The Penatrator from Saint's Row I mean...I.uhhh a torch!