Im stuck on the anal probing scene!

[vrizey]

Please help me, when it ask me to tap S, I just cant do it fast enough ive tried and tried and I CANT DO IT!!!!!! The white one is easy but the black one is too hard. Any tips for tapping the black one fast enough?

[Brother Blood]

Hmm can't help you much there. You just have to press the s**t out of it. I did on a controller on my third try.

[🌟🌿🍄🌿🌛]

I don't even come close with the button mashing....ridiculous. I will have to learn how to install a hotkey button masher script thingy. Totally effed.

[FestivePegasus5]

If you have a gamepad press a on the gamepad and press s on the keyboard.

[uberfrag+.]

Lol never had a problem with it, I guess you don't need to be 6 years old, none of my friends complained about it neither. Every human can do it except if you have a handicap ofcourse.

[Dudududududududududududududududu]

Wh...i...i don't even....are you disabled?! It's LITERALLY the most simple thing in gaming, mashing one button...

[🌟🌿🍄🌿🌛]

Okay, I figured it out after a bit. There is a pinned thread on this issue but it doesn't hold your hand. Here's the layman version of how to do this.
1. Download autohotkey.
2. Right click anywhere on your desktop and choose --->new ---->authohotkey script.
3. Name it button mash or sumpthin.
4. right click the icon and choose edit.
5. Cut and paste this into the script.

$s::

While % GetKeyState("s","P")

Send {s down}{s up}

Return

6. At the top ---->file ---->save
7. Right click the icon and choose 'run as administrator' choose yes to the pop up.
8. Go back in game and press and hold S. etc. etc.
9. I couldn't figure out how to pause the script (this will be a project for a different day when I'm not actually wanting to play video games pffft) so just uninstall autohotkey.
10. Done.

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Edit: Oh another thing that I think is obvious but may be not to you....unplug your controller if you have one in before you attempt. This works when using keyboard control of the game.

[Aegis Kleais™]

Originally posted by Vrizey (Will):

Please help me, when it ask me to tap S, I just cant do it fast enough ive tried and tried and I CANT DO IT!!!!!! The white one is easy but the black one is too hard. Any tips for tapping the black one fast enough?

The single biggest failure in this game was its button-mashing QTE and the system's failure to register them properly. I wonder if the developers but a throttle in to prevent automated systems. If so, that was definitely a bad move. You actually have to press buttons at a certain speed to be registered properly. Not a fan of that.

[Toke Tyveknægt]

since i have a razer keyboard, the razer synapse made it quite easy for me, as i just rebound A and D to S, so i could mash 3 times as fast.

[Liamo Luo]

Just set a macro on your keyboard.

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>> Liamo Luo

You say it as if it's like....just crack open a mountain dew. lol

[Liamo Luo]

Lol, well a lot of people having gaming keyboards generally if they are here, and on my Blackwidow I can just set a Macro that just spams S without a delay, so when I hit these scenes I tap M1 on the keyboard and its done lol.

[🌟🌿🍄🌿🌛]

Ah sweet, didn't know that....my regular keyboard made me work very hard lol.

[󠀡󠀡aynhse]

you know, whenever this thread pops up, I always laugh because I always read the title like this. "I'm stuck on the anal probing machine!"

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>>1mirg

Lol agreed....I wonder if its a big troll from the devs. I've never typed 'anal' so many times into steam or google. lol

[Mosla]

Originally posted by jammasterj2000:

If you have a gamepad press a on the gamepad and press s on the keyboard.

O MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD THANK YOU I JUTs DID THIS AND IT WAS AS EASY AS THE FIRST ONE.YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!