hitler wygrał bitwę ale wojny już nie

1/10
Hitler had two Swastika bands, very inaccurate >:(
And the anime girl wasn't blonde, not of the true Aryan race!

So a friend gifted this to me because he thought one of the screenshots was funny.

This game is exactly the low effort shovelware it looks like. The entire premise is "lol hitler" and we even get a "deez nuts" joke. I beat the game in less than 20 minutes on my Steam Deck to pass the time in a hotel room. If you play with a controller be prepared to bind F to one of the buttons because there is not interact button on controller. At least movement, shoot, and ADS are bound so the absolute bare minimum was accomplished for gamepad support. I never found a pause button and have no idea if it actually exists.

Overall this is a piss poor game. Shooting sucks, it's not funny. I wasted my time playing it and I wasted even more time trying to type out this review on the Deck's *wonderful* touch keyboard, and the dev got my friend's buck fifty so I guess the joke's on me.

Warning: Asset Flip![en.wikipedia.org]

HVS: Hitler VS Stalin - Battle Of Moscow is a Digital Homicide style asset flip, or what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" paid for/pirated a few Unity asset store packs, dumped them all in a blender, and submitted it to Valve as if they're real game developers.

This is a joke game, badly assembled, almost everything seems to be an uncredited/plagiarised stock asset. All dumped unceremoniously onto a Unity third person shooter template with some lazy level design (probably no more than a couple of hours effort overall for this), and of course it's here on Steam as a paid product... they want your money for this trash.

Two notable criteria for what makes an asset flip instead of legitimate use of stock assets are whether those assets comprise the majority of the game, and whether the "developer" properly credited the people who created most of the assets in the game. This game fails both of those tests. The "developers" here didn't credit any of the artists and real, actual game developers who created the assets here, so this is plagiarism, as well as cash grab shovelware.

Taking this shovelware seriously as if it was a genuine attempt to make a game, it doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.

The game assets are far from bleeding edge, with lowish polygon counts and somewhat low resolution textures, making this look like it's at least 10 years old. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the game, and also irrelevant... what matters is that this looks poor in comparison to more professionally produced games as a result of their decisions.

The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts.

These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.

The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 4 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 100,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.

So, should you buy this asset flip? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam?

HVS: Hitler VS Stalin - Battle Of Moscow is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, and the questionable ethical nature of the developer and/or their associates (as outlined above), this is impossible to recommend. Remember that if you buy a game from an unethical developer, you're putting your money at risk.

Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

Profile Features Limited!
Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.

Unfortunately this game has very few achievements and is much less funny than A day in East Europe. Can not recommend shooting people with a pistol for 15 minutes just to see a washing machine explode

I got this game for free from a friend and it's....ok I guess. Memes aside, it's just a really short game with not that much to offer. The game literally took me less than 20 minutes to beat. Not enough game to justify the 2 dollars. The shooting was serviceable at best. The cut scenes were funny, and the best part of the game. The ending cut scene did get a laugh out of me. You have potential, developer. I'll give you that. Keep trying!! :)

I think this is not the Reich game for my taste.
I'l pick Furry Hitler later instead.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1992370/FURRY_HITLER/

No effort to even make it a little bit interesting.

Do not buy this piece of garbage. Framerate is all over the place, also had a bug where i could not aim. Killed stalin and then nothing happened, was stuck in the level. Would not recomend it even if it was free.

this game is basically free but I think you should pay people to play it