You'll need to configure controls or use the touchscreen. Also entering the name of you and your wife is jank, but not impossible. Also at one point the game tries to access the username of the PC, but it just shows up as "None".

This game was decent for being free. I might have been willing to pay a dollar for it. It is very short, goes at a breakneck pace, and is very shallow, but it was still enjoyable. You got about an hour of content total. Games need to stop getting the player's name via their home directory name, this one included. That hasn't worked since Microsoft started using online sign ins back at the start of Windows 10 unless you go WAY out of your way to fix it manually. Now it's usually just the first five letters of your email.