DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition

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I heard they're spiders, any mods to get rid of them?
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Walrus-Sama Mar 7, 2016 @ 6:49am 
Originally posted by CLONE WITH ENORMOUS TOOTH GAP:
Originally posted by Varit~:
Male nipples are the same as female nipples, except male nipples are not developed to give milk. In the first weeks of gestation, we are all females.

Maybe that's why that dude wanted me to smack my fanny while we drink coffee.
Males can still give milk, especially if they take hormones.

Males can also develop Breasts by repeatedly slapping the chest area for an extended period of time over months.
Last edited by Walrus-Sama; Mar 7, 2016 @ 6:50am
Groen90 (Banned) Mar 7, 2016 @ 7:01am 
Originally posted by Walrus-Sama:
Originally posted by CLONE WITH ENORMOUS TOOTH GAP:
Males can still give milk, especially if they take hormones.

Males can also develop Breasts by repeatedly slapping the chest area for an extended period of time over months.
Or you can use CE:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=534575549
what the hell it's been removed... it was the guide on how to grow yourself bewbs... :(
Last edited by Groen90; Mar 7, 2016 @ 7:03am
zero hope >:( (Banned) Mar 7, 2016 @ 7:43am 
Originally posted by Groen90:
Originally posted by Walrus-Sama:

Males can also develop Breasts by repeatedly slapping the chest area for an extended period of time over months.
Or you can use CE:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=534575549
what the hell it's been removed... it was the guide on how to grow yourself bewbs... :(

It was censored. I still can access this guide now, but it is closed to public.
Seems like Gaben hates them b00bs and wants me to jack off mournfully in sorrow and solitude =/
Varit Rockatansky (Banned) Mar 7, 2016 @ 7:46am 
You fool nobody Walrus, that's a dog dressed as a Spider.
MEET AND HUH??? Mar 7, 2016 @ 8:54am 
Oh my good god. This just went all kinds of no where.

Regarding spiders, there's a few in Blighttown. But they're pretty disgustingly mutated so that you probably wouldn't see them as spiders unless you tried. Besides those nerds. There's a boss who is part spider, and a fire keeper who is part spider. You can pretty much avoid the firekeeper spider if you so wish. The boss spider... Well, you'll be too busy dodging lava vomit to even care about the spider. To my knowledge there are no mods to remove any spiders. But there aren't many. At all.
zero hope >:( (Banned) Mar 7, 2016 @ 8:56am 
There is an optional spider miniboss in Blighttown btw
Walrus-Sama Mar 7, 2016 @ 8:59am 
Originally posted by Varit~:
You fool nobody Walrus, that's a dog dressed as a Spider.

It's true: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMREWsPg39o
Varit Rockatansky (Banned) Mar 7, 2016 @ 9:09am 
Originally posted by Walrus-Sama:
Originally posted by Varit~:
You fool nobody Walrus, that's a dog dressed as a Spider.

It's true: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMREWsPg39o

That's a real spider w-t-f !

You add some tiddies and you got the whole package
Steve Mahanahan Mar 7, 2016 @ 10:14am 
Originally posted by JohnTheGreat:
You guys gave an awful first impression of this games fanbase for me.
It is just the forum regulars. This game is odd in the sense that it does not hold your hand at all. Its difficulty scares away all but the most "odd" people.
Walrus-Sama Mar 7, 2016 @ 10:25am 
Originally posted by Steve Mahanahan:
Originally posted by JohnTheGreat:
You guys gave an awful first impression of this games fanbase for me.
It is just the forum regulars. This game is odd in the sense that it does not hold your hand at all. Its difficulty scares away all but the most "odd" people.

I'm not crazy, there's only 7 voices in my head. Jeez.
TheEvilNoob Mar 7, 2016 @ 11:11am 
Originally posted by Twisted Painter:
Oh my good god. This just went all kinds of no where.
Welcome to the Dark Souls forums.

Just wait until DS3.
Demien Mar 7, 2016 @ 11:15am 
Originally posted by JohnTheGreat:
I heard they're spiders, any mods to get rid of them?

I stopped reading after the first page of the discussion. Sick community. There is a large spider as a boss and some mob resembling spiders in the same area. I can beat the boss for you, just add me and summon me in the right area.
Varit Rockatansky (Banned) Mar 7, 2016 @ 11:29am 
Anyway, speaking on topic, is there any way to develop some nipples on spiders? I've seen a few spiders on my room, and they scare me, but son if they would be like a nipple with 8 legs I would probably LMAO, LOL and those kinds of things.
Groen90 (Banned) Mar 7, 2016 @ 11:47am 
Originally posted by Varit~:
Anyway, speaking on topic, is there any way to develop some nipples on spiders? I've seen a few spiders on my room, and they scare me, but son if they would be like a nipple with 8 legs I would probably LMAO, LOL and those kinds of things.
Equip them with the nipple shield http://darksouls.wikidot.com/small-leather-shield
Varit Rockatansky (Banned) Mar 7, 2016 @ 12:00pm 
Originally posted by Groen90:
Originally posted by Varit~:
Anyway, speaking on topic, is there any way to develop some nipples on spiders? I've seen a few spiders on my room, and they scare me, but son if they would be like a nipple with 8 legs I would probably LMAO, LOL and those kinds of things.
Equip them with the nipple shield http://darksouls.wikidot.com/small-leather-shield

That really improves the quality of my life.

I don't know why people say these forums are useless.
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