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Sif + Alvina
Hello! So, I couldn't find it anywhere on the internet. Do you remember those huge Alvina-ish things in Darkroot Garden? Great Felines.

Assuming (well, we can never be sure) that Sif is male and Alvina is female... do you see what I see? Sif + Alvina = Great Felines. Mother's looks, father's size and fur colour (great GREY wolf).

Am I seriously the only person that see this? Or am I just crazy?
Last edited by Jack the Ripper; Feb 15, 2016 @ 1:01pm
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Groen90 (Banned) Feb 15, 2016 @ 1:03pm 
From the thread title I thought this'll be some sort of fanfiction... was 95% right, lol.
Originally posted by Jack the Ripper:
Or am I just crazy?
MeSako Feb 15, 2016 @ 2:16pm 
Sif is a dog.. just sayin.
Ta'veren Feb 15, 2016 @ 2:28pm 
From their rolling type attacks, I see Pinwheel involved somehow. Just sayin
Groen90 (Banned) Feb 15, 2016 @ 2:39pm 
Originally posted by SACanuck:
From their rolling type attacks, I see Pinwheel involved somehow. Just sayin
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=554784674
shiroshibal Feb 15, 2016 @ 2:54pm 
I'm pretty sure Sif is female, I think I read it somewhere - don't take my word on it tho
Groen90 (Banned) Feb 15, 2016 @ 3:03pm 
Originally posted by Shiroshibal:
I'm pretty sure Sif is female, I think I read it somewhere - don't take my word on it tho
From the wiki: "Sif's sex is never actually specified, although the name Sif itself is a female name of Norse origin, so Sif's sex is likely female. However, since it is contentious, neutral pronouns (or alternate pronouns for clarity's sake) will be used here."
That's all there is to it.
Well Sif is a dog, which already makes this impossible and ridiculous. We also cannot be sure that Sif is male, since it is never once refered by gendered nouns/pronouns in the game. This ambiguity is common among Japanese RPGs, especially Dark Souls. Even the few characters with referenced genders, are only a result of faulty translations. Two examples of this can be seen in the Souls series. The butchers in Dark Souls 1 are called "he" in the English version of the Official Strategy Guide, but "she" in the Japanese version. In Dark Souls 2, the Throne Watcher is refered as a "he" in the English version, "she" in the German version, but in the original Japanese version, gender is never stated.

It is also worth noting that "Sif" is a female norse name which derives from the word "sifjar", meaning "affinity or connection by marriage". There is also a goddess named Sif (wife of Thor, and diety of Earth, Prosperity, and Fertility). I think this is the reason why Sif's gender is so controversial.

The wikia and wikidot references Sif's gender ambiguity.
http://darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Grey_Wolf_Sif
http://darksouls.wikidot.com/sif-the-great-grey-wolf

The Fextralife wiki outright calls Sif a she.
http://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Great+Grey+Wolf+Sif
Last edited by Dzūkian Mushroom Crusade; Feb 15, 2016 @ 5:04pm
76561198006416723 Feb 15, 2016 @ 4:53pm 
what about Priscilla 'tho :shovelknight: :shovelknight: :shovelknight: :shovelknight:
Bones Feb 15, 2016 @ 5:05pm 
Vamos + Capra Demon = Armored Boar

True story.
Jack the Ripper Feb 15, 2016 @ 11:15pm 
Originally posted by sajtt:
what about Priscilla 'tho :shovelknight: :shovelknight: :shovelknight: :shovelknight:

Gwyn + Seath obviously.
zero hope >:( (Banned) Feb 15, 2016 @ 11:31pm 
Nope
Sif is a female and she had a romance with Nito, resulting those spooky Skeleton Dogs.

Am I the only one insightful enough to see that?
Jack the Ripper Feb 15, 2016 @ 11:55pm 
But hey, Great Felines look like Alvina and there was a father somwhere, right? Alvina and Sif were friends once, why not more? Sif was always a male for me. It's japanase - just imagine dog/cat romance! :D

P.S. Great game, just beat it twice in a row and now I have almost all achievements!
Last edited by Jack the Ripper; Feb 15, 2016 @ 11:56pm
Originally posted by Jack the Ripper:
But hey, Great Felines look like Alvina and there was a father somwhere, right? Alvina and Sif were friends once, why not more? Sif was always a male for me. It's japanase - just imagine dog/cat romance! :D

P.S. Great game, just beat it twice in a row and now I have almost all achievements!

Why do they have to be Alvina's children? I'm pretty sure the Great Felines are just members of the Darkroot Garden wildlife. I don't think they are in any way related to Alvina, other than species. Despite what Japanese stereotyping may lead you to believe, I don't see this game having cat/dog sex in it.

Also the big issue I have with this logic, is that you can pretty much connect anything in this game when they don't need to be. You could say that Saint Elizabeth and Hawkeye Gough got together and made the mushroom people; or that Priscilla is a result of Gwynevere and Seath somehow having awkward scaly sex, despite Seath having razor sharp crystals coming out of his seemingly neutered crotch; or that Manus made out with Dusk to make Nashandra. It all starts to sound out of place in a Souls game.
 WraithGear Feb 16, 2016 @ 11:25pm 
i can't belive you guys are not sure of Sifs sex! you spend the whole fight under her skirt for crying out loud! did you get poise broken by Sifs dong? no? mystery solved ;^3
Legostyle03 Feb 17, 2016 @ 1:56am 
thats messed up theres no sex in this game
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