If you can freely talk in the game to NPC's and sane bosses?

[DuelShockX]

Imagine you can talk to the npc's in the game and get back words that they would natrually say from their character. I would tell Quelaana that her sisters are literally a small walk away and if she refuses I would say "I dont care if youre the queen of pyromancy im dragging you to them right now" besides that I would ask solaire and seigmeyer to travel with me. And tell patches "F*ck you"

[slovakiaman]

Is there any sane boss?

[John W. Thackery]

Quelaag?

[slovakiaman]

Originally posted by John W. Thackery:

Quelaag?

Maybe, but she doesn't look like she would respond to you anyway. But i remembered now that Priscilla is sane and already talked to you.

[Groen90]

I'd ask Gwyndolin if he can make one of those illusions of her sister for me to keep... the one with the amazing chest... for worshipping purposes.

very intense worshipping ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[slovakiaman]

Originally posted by Groen90:

I'd ask Gwyndolin if he can make one of those illusions of her sister for me to keep... the one with the amazing chest... for worshipping purposes.

very intense worshipping ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I see, you're a smart person.

[DuelShockX]

I'd ask Gwyndolin who the hell is his/her brother that went missing and why.

[slovakiaman]

I would tell Gwyndolin that he should leave Anor Londo unless he wants to get eaten in the future.

[DuelShockX]

Originally posted by slovakiaman:

I would tell Gwyndolin that he should leave Anor Londo unless he wants to get eaten in the future.

Figuretively AND literally

[slovakiaman]

If I could talk to Gwyn, I would tell him that wood works just fine.

[DuelShockX]

Now that I think of it I would also have the sisters go to their brother (ceaseless discharge) and try to tame him if I can tell them.

[Rays of Apollo]

I would tell Sif that I have everything under control.

[DuelShockX]

Originally posted by Mr. TehNoms:

I would tell Sif that I have everything under control.

I'd bring a giant skeleton from tomb of giants to sif just to tame him and say everythings okay.

[N.Wiseman]

I'd ask Gywndolin what the ♥♥♥♥ kind of a brother creates that sort of image of his SISTER.

Then I'd pester the Darkmoon knightess for her lifestory and probably get stabbed.

[veelqnexus]

I would tell Rhea that she s wasting her time with those boring clerics and she should be my waifu instead.

Also would ask Logan how the hell he can see while wearing his funny hat.

[CazadorDeLobo]

I'd suggest to Nito to start producing music records. Have him collab with Patches and Lautrec.