Dark Souls Prepare to Dine Edition (Hungry souls)?!?!?!

[DuelShockX]

Ok suppose your life long wish to live in ds1 is granted, what would you eat? Well heres my choices of food that just might be edible but hey dont judge me we're in ds1 where there are not many species to find besides humans and humanoid creatures. I'd eat some boars but since theres like literally 3 boars throughout the whole game I'd have to move on to another species so choice no. 2. Get the hydras, admit it the hydras would make a really good meal since they're considered a type of fish and the 2 hydras in the game are HUUGE so thats some long lasting food supply. No. 3 the clam-like creatures, I'm just hoping that those clam like creatures have similar flavor to clams in real life so lets move on. No. 4 the snakes, ok ok you might be thinking that snakes arent even food in real life but guess what, China serves it in restaurants where you cook it over a grill and can be served with or without the head so no arguments there. No. 5 Drake meat?!?! Well to spice things up I thought "hey what if roasted drake meat can be cooked too?" so heres what I have to say go to drake valley through the elevator at darkroot, kill a drake, then drag its body back to the elevator to have a safe spot as you expirement recipes on it then vwalla roasted drake meat. No. 6 everlasting meat, the best meat of all you can go to ash lake to cut off the last everlasting dragons tail and make the best meat out of it, sadly this can be done once a month as he needs to regenerate his tail if you are to have more. Oh and if youre wondering "But DuelShock, where am I going to cook this all?" well the answer is easy there are bonefires located throughout lordran and you can change the temperature of them all with the rite of kindling (rite of kindling not included with ds1 cookbook) so get out there and feed some hungry souls as I go to ds2 and make a restaurant meal cookbook for all those hungry souls there too.

[DuelShockX]

JollyLM eredeti hozzászólása:

DuelShockX eredeti hozzászólása:

We might need smough to teach us how he cooks.

No, most of his recipe's involve human flesh. And he doesn't even make them half the time. He just goes to the resturant in the depths.

thats why we substitute human flesh with drake meat and other meats in his recipe's.

[DuelShockX]

Ever wanted to eat a goat? Well now you can have demonic goats! Head down to izalith and hunt down as many Taurus demons as you wish. Make sure to aim for the head as that spot is inedible and is their weak spot.

[dragonfyre]

why not human flesh just dont eat to much or you will end up like the fat man himself lol fully ripened hollow meat lmao cant be worse then dung pies also you got the bugs in blight town as well you can cook

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DuelShockX eredeti hozzászólása:

demonic goats!

DuelShockX eredeti hozzászólása:

Taurus demons

That isn't what Taurus means.
Tough I would perfer eating a Taurus over a Capra.

[m0k]

Ah, I see you found the thread.
Taurus steak sounds good, just be careful the meat doesn't go dry with all that heat.
While we're on the subject, you want to keep the Armored Boar in its armor when you cook it over a fire. It will preserve the moisture better and doesn't turn out too smokey.

[DuelShockX]

Uncle Skull eredeti hozzászólása:

DuelShockX eredeti hozzászólása:

demonic goats!

DuelShockX eredeti hozzászólása:

Taurus demons

That isn't what Taurus means.
Tough I would perfer eating a Taurus over a Capra.

I remember that merchant in undead burg describing it as a goat when you first arrive.

[DuelShockX]

Mr. Sheffield eredeti hozzászólása:

Ah, I see you found the thread.
Taurus steak sounds good, just be careful the meat doesn't go dry with all that heat.
While we're on the subject, you want to keep the Armored Boar in its armor when you cook it over a fire. It will preserve the moisture better and doesn't turn out too smokey.

You sound like someone who likes doing barbecue eh?

[N.Wiseman]

Plenty of rats steaks.

[DuelShockX]

N.Wiseman eredeti hozzászólása:

Plenty of rats steaks.

Just clean the meat of their poison before cooking.

[m0k]

DuelShockX eredeti hozzászólása:

Uncle Skull eredeti hozzászólása:

That isn't what Taurus means.
Tough I would perfer eating a Taurus over a Capra.

I remember that merchant in undead burg describing it as a goat when you first arrive.

He is talking about the Capra Demon and the Taurus Demon, down below and up above.
Things are getting treacherous in these parts.
A horrible goat demon has moved in below.
And up above, there's that humungous drake, and a bull demon, too.

[DuelShockX]

Wow I always considered Taurus to look more like a goat than capra.

[m0k]

But hm, never had goat before..
And no, I'm not a barbecue afficionado or anything. I can just appreciate a nice steak.
Have been exclusively vegan for more than half a year and learned alot about food in that period. I'd recommend it to anyone.

Were the mushroom people already mentioned being edible? Ah, they were. My bad.

Oh, and taurus literally means bull in Latin.
Why they twisted his horns like that, no clue.

[DuelShockX]

Give the mushrooms a stuffing of clam from ash lake and you're good to go.

[DuelShockX]

LordKnox64 eredeti hozzászólása:

Green blossom salad sided with fried chicked doused in divine water.

Dried fingers you mean?

[DuelShockX]

Just realised people in China also eat dogs and cats. SIF NO!!!