Dark Souls Prepare to Dine Edition (Hungry souls)?!?!?!

[DuelShockX]

Ok suppose your life long wish to live in ds1 is granted, what would you eat? Well heres my choices of food that just might be edible but hey dont judge me we're in ds1 where there are not many species to find besides humans and humanoid creatures. I'd eat some boars but since theres like literally 3 boars throughout the whole game I'd have to move on to another species so choice no. 2. Get the hydras, admit it the hydras would make a really good meal since they're considered a type of fish and the 2 hydras in the game are HUUGE so thats some long lasting food supply. No. 3 the clam-like creatures, I'm just hoping that those clam like creatures have similar flavor to clams in real life so lets move on. No. 4 the snakes, ok ok you might be thinking that snakes arent even food in real life but guess what, China serves it in restaurants where you cook it over a grill and can be served with or without the head so no arguments there. No. 5 Drake meat?!?! Well to spice things up I thought "hey what if roasted drake meat can be cooked too?" so heres what I have to say go to drake valley through the elevator at darkroot, kill a drake, then drag its body back to the elevator to have a safe spot as you expirement recipes on it then vwalla roasted drake meat. No. 6 everlasting meat, the best meat of all you can go to ash lake to cut off the last everlasting dragons tail and make the best meat out of it, sadly this can be done once a month as he needs to regenerate his tail if you are to have more. Oh and if youre wondering "But DuelShock, where am I going to cook this all?" well the answer is easy there are bonefires located throughout lordran and you can change the temperature of them all with the rite of kindling (rite of kindling not included with ds1 cookbook) so get out there and feed some hungry souls as I go to ds2 and make a restaurant meal cookbook for all those hungry souls there too.

[Laati]

Drake Lasagna!
(Necroiotis Pointlesso!)

[Darthzz]

Originally posted by JollyLM:

Drake Lasagna!
(Necroiotis Pointlesso!)

this is a wonderful necro yes

[DuelShockX]

Send the vegans to Darkroot Garden and they'll make a covenant hell bent on ending the forest hunters so they can eat the trees.

[Laati]

Originally posted by miao:

Originally posted by JollyLM:

Drake Lasagna!
(Necroiotis Pointlesso!)

this is a wonderful necro yes

yas

[King Robert Baratheon]

Not sure if someone already mentioned this but there's a huge freaking boar in one of the first areas of the game! So much boar meat...

Here's some boar dishes from our world that maybe could makes us think of some dishes we could make in the dark souls universe with boar meat!

http://www.wideopenspaces.com/top-8-wild-boar-recipes/

[DuelShockX]

Originally posted by Fume Knight Raime:

Not sure if someone already mentioned this but there's a huge freaking boar in one of the first areas of the game! So much boar meat...

Here's some boar dishes from our world that maybe could makes us think of some dishes we could make in the dark souls universe with boar meat!

http://www.wideopenspaces.com/top-8-wild-boar-recipes/

I did mention theres 3 boars in the entirety of the game so be careful when choosing a dish since you got very few tries.

[King Robert Baratheon]

Originally posted by DuelShockX:

Originally posted by Fume Knight Raime:

Not sure if someone already mentioned this but there's a huge freaking boar in one of the first areas of the game! So much boar meat...

Here's some boar dishes from our world that maybe could makes us think of some dishes we could make in the dark souls universe with boar meat!

http://www.wideopenspaces.com/top-8-wild-boar-recipes/

I did mention theres 3 boars in the entirety of the game so be careful when choosing a dish since you got very few tries.

True, and to be honest I don't understand how they got the other two boars in the game in their armor. Getting them out of it might be just as difficult :P.

[CazadorDeLobo]

Originally posted by Fume Knight Raime:

Originally posted by DuelShockX:

I did mention theres 3 boars in the entirety of the game so be careful when choosing a dish since you got very few tries.

True, and to be honest I don't understand how they got the other two boars in the game in their armor. Getting them out of it might be just as difficult :P.

Just eat the armor too. How do you think Iron Tarkus got his name??

[DuelShockX]

Originally posted by Fume Knight Raime:

Originally posted by DuelShockX:

I did mention theres 3 boars in the entirety of the game so be careful when choosing a dish since you got very few tries.

True, and to be honest I don't understand how they got the other two boars in the game in their armor. Getting them out of it might be just as difficult :P.

Have the boar stand in place then build armor on it?

[King Robert Baratheon]

Originally posted by DuelShockX:

Originally posted by Fume Knight Raime:

True, and to be honest I don't understand how they got the other two boars in the game in their armor. Getting them out of it might be just as difficult :P.

Have the boar stand in place then build armor on it?

That actually makes sense but idk why I didn't include that.

[Mr. Death]

Originally posted by DuelShockX:

Originally posted by Fume Knight Raime:

Not sure if someone already mentioned this but there's a huge freaking boar in one of the first areas of the game! So much boar meat...

Here's some boar dishes from our world that maybe could makes us think of some dishes we could make in the dark souls universe with boar meat!

http://www.wideopenspaces.com/top-8-wild-boar-recipes/

I did mention theres 3 boars in the entirety of the game so be careful when choosing a dish since you got very few tries.

No problem d00d just go to NG+ and get some m0@r b0@r

[Laati]

Originally posted by Mr. Death:

Originally posted by DuelShockX:

I did mention theres 3 boars in the entirety of the game so be careful when choosing a dish since you got very few tries.

No problem d00d just go to NG+ and get some m0@r b0@r

Bacon would be the best. Just gotta skin off the armour.

[King Robert Baratheon]

Originally posted by JollyLM:

Originally posted by Mr. Death:

No problem d00d just go to NG+ and get some m0@r b0@r

Bacon would be the best. Just gotta skin off the armour.

I just thought of a solution. Get a bunch of people together who have enough strength to two-hand the Demon's Great Hammer, break the armor off the boar with the two handed smash and while that was happening the boar meat might get a bit tenderized...lol. If we got some pyromancers to try and melt the armor off the boar itself might just burn to ash...those damn chaos pyromancers...too op...

[DuelShockX]

We might need smough to teach us how he cooks.

[Laati]

Originally posted by DuelShockX:

We might need smough to teach us how he cooks.

No, most of his recipe's involve human flesh. And he doesn't even make them half the time. He just goes to the resturant in the depths.