Mullet Mad Jack
Dundo May 18, 2024 @ 4:42am
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Generic corridor shooter
Youtubers oversold this game due to visuals. It's meh at best.

EDIT: So people stop calling me an award farmer.

Mullet Mad Jack's reviews are glamorous yet they fail to touch up on key points such as gameplay variety and undercooked mechanics such as wall running, which if you played for more than a few minutes can notice is completely redundant as there is not a single tile which you can't cross with a well timed jump/dash.

The unimaginative approach to level design plagues this game as behind it all is a really solid core yet the developer insists that this is because this is an arcade game and not because they failed to deliver on that end.

While it is true that once you're in game it has a BETA tag which is rather easy to miss, this hasn't been communicated anywhere on the store page at the time of my purchase.

Since my opinion was called invalid for not finishing the game at the time, I have since finished the game on challanging and I'm currently on chapter 60 on HARD which I've filmed it in it's entirety and will upload once I finish it. Furthermore, I will finish the permadeath mode so that my opinion is automatically more valid than anyone else's opinion since that's how this forum's general consensus operates.

I have a lot of thoughts on this game but this isn't review.
Last edited by Dundo; May 22, 2024 @ 6:06am
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Fenrir May 20, 2024 @ 12:50pm 
Originally posted by Goon:
Originally posted by Fenrir:
>"It's meh at best."
>doesn't even play it long enough to reach halfway through the game

bro doesn't even have the achievement for finishing 100 enemies yet, lol

you can discard his opinion, tbh
Perhaps we can do the same for yours then seeing as you haven't invested more than one comment in this thread. How can you tell my opinion is invalid?

You don't need to eat a whole meal to see it's shortcomings do you?

Though, I will now proceed to finish the game on challenging to provide a better assessment and a more intelligent breakdown of why it doesn't work well as it currently is as a roguelike shooter nor an arcade shooter, taking into consideration every minute detail.

EDIT: Finished the game, it feels like the devs put more thought in the final sequence than the rest of the game. It's just made it more dissapointing.

Bro, I could have posted 1 comment or 10 comments in this thread. My statement still would've been the same either way since it was merely pointing out being a clown for trying to give a "review" on the game when you hadn't even made it halfway through yet, lol.

It's fine if you don't like it, but I really feel like if that were genuinely the case, you would have refunded it by now and put that money towards something else. Now go beat it on Hard, then get back to us, lol.
Dundo May 20, 2024 @ 3:04pm 
Originally posted by Fenrir:
Now go beat it on Hard, then get back to us, lol.
moving goalposts, what an intelligent take away. I can finish hard if i want to, but i don't because there's not enough game to be incetivized to do that. I'll see the same exact tiles and the challange on 'challange' was laughable. Having less seconds per kill will do very little for the challenge.

Originally posted by Fenrir:
Bro, I could have posted 1 comment or 10 comments in this thread. My statement still would've been the same either way since it was merely pointing out being a clown for trying to give a "review" on the game when you hadn't even made it halfway through yet, lol.
Firstly i've made it half way through and much like I assessed at the time, the game is half assed at the moment. Your statement is untrue and you're being silly.

Originally posted by Fenrir:
It's fine if you don't like it, but I really feel like if that were genuinely the case, you would have refunded it by now and put that money towards something else.
there's a slim chance it might get good eventually if the developer puts in effort, second i'm not taking away someone's bread if I already paid for it, if it's a bad purchase it's on me.

There's a difference between calling it mid/meh and disliking something. The game as is does not deserve the positive reviews it gets because there's very little to no game here despite it having a solid base. Things aren't binary.
Last edited by Dundo; May 20, 2024 @ 3:10pm
Originally posted by Goon:
Originally posted by Fenrir:
Now go beat it on Hard, then get back to us, lol.
moving goalposts, what an intelligent take away.
I can finish hard if i want to, but i don't because
there's not enough game
to be incetivized to do that. I'll see the same exact tiles and the challange on 'challange' was laughable. Having less seconds per kill will do very little for the challenge.

Originally posted by Fenrir:
Bro, I could have posted 1 comment or 10 comments in this thread. My statement still would've been the same either way since it was merely pointing out being a clown for trying to give a "review" on the game when you hadn't even made it halfway through yet, lol.
Firstly i've made it half way through
and much like I assessed at the time, the game is
half assed
at the moment. Your statement is untrue and you're being silly.

Originally posted by Fenrir:
It's fine if you don't like it, but I really feel like if that were genuinely the case, you would have refunded it by now and put that money towards something else.
there's a slim chance it might get good eventually
if the developer puts in effort, second i'm not taking away someone's bread if I already paid for it, if it's a bad purchase it's on me.

There's a difference between calling it mid/meh and disliking something.
The game as is does not deserve the positive
reviews it gets because there's very little to no game here despite it having a solid base. Things aren't binary.

lol wow

And yet the pace and gameplay is way different..

kinda calling skill issue
Last edited by S☯wn-Lﺤuꁅhtǝr; May 20, 2024 @ 3:45pm
Alexx May 20, 2024 @ 3:47pm 
Originally posted by Fenrir:
Originally posted by Goon:
Perhaps we can do the same for yours then seeing as you haven't invested more than one comment in this thread. How can you tell my opinion is invalid?

You don't need to eat a whole meal to see it's shortcomings do you?

Though, I will now proceed to finish the game on challenging to provide a better assessment and a more intelligent breakdown of why it doesn't work well as it currently is as a roguelike shooter nor an arcade shooter, taking into consideration every minute detail.

EDIT: Finished the game, it feels like the devs put more thought in the final sequence than the rest of the game. It's just made it more dissapointing.

Bro, I could have posted 1 comment or 10 comments in this thread. My statement still would've been the same either way since it was merely pointing out being a clown for trying to give a "review" on the game when you hadn't even made it halfway through yet, lol.

It's fine if you don't like it, but I really feel like if that were genuinely the case, you would have refunded it by now and put that money towards something else. Now go beat it on Hard, then get back to us, lol.
the double standard here is hilarious. "Hey, you have to make it further in the game to have an educated review" *gets further in the game* "but you would have stopped playing by then if you didn't like it!"

do you think before you type?
Dundo May 20, 2024 @ 3:49pm 
Originally posted by Sown-Laughter:

lol wow

And yet the pace and gameplay is way different..

kinda calling skill issue

Mate, you have three times the playtime and still haven't finished challenge mode... This is a rather embarassing thing to say.
S☯wn-Lﺤuꁅhtǝr May 20, 2024 @ 3:50pm 
I bought 3 games and found one and thought it wasn't a clone

I did little research didn't watch the store page and only saw it looked similar and I said take my money.

:feeling:
Originally posted by Goon:
Originally posted by Sown-Laughter:

lol wow

And yet the pace and gameplay is way different..

kinda calling skill issue

Mate, you have three times the playtime and still haven't finished challenge mode... This is a rather embarassing thing to say.
Maaaaybe cause hes on endless ... . ??

meanwhile ...

Originally posted by Goon:
I can finish hard if i want to, but i don't because
there's not enough game
to be incetivized to do that. I'll see the same exact tiles and the challenge on 'challenge' was laughable.


Firstly i've made it half way through
and much like I assessed at the time, the game is
half assed
at the moment.


there's a slim chance it might get good eventually

There's a difference between calling it mid/meh and disliking something.
The game as is does not deserve the positive
reviews it gets
because there's very little to no game here
despite it having a solid base. Things aren't binary.


You have yet to beat it on normal..
That's pretty binary
0 I couldn't
1 game bad..

Each line is a back and forth of disliking that player couldn't beat the game
then taking it out on the game..

Clowns don't change the truth kid..
you just giving me points for being right..

How about some actual criticism to improve the game

like things that help

Insults may appear larger in mirror than than they are.
Game is fine could use some expanding on this and that but dropping the game in the mud cause you aren't good at it isn't a waste.

Not explaining in detail what would make it a Better experience is certainly a waste.
but that could be partial to impartial acuity.
Last edited by S☯wn-Lﺤuꁅhtǝr; May 20, 2024 @ 4:02pm
Dundo May 20, 2024 @ 4:01pm 
Originally posted by Sown-Laughter:
You have yet to beat it on normal..
Thats pretty binary its
0 I couldn't so = 1 game bad..
Each line is a back and forth of disliking that player couldn't beat the game
then taking it out on the game..

You do realize I finished it on challange mode? I finished the game. The whole thing you were quoting was past tense. Check my profile, I got my ego stroke badge. "FINISHED ALL CHAPTERS ON CHALLANGE MODE" - Blue Sneaker.

I'm literally proven to be more competent at this game than you are and you're calling skill issue.

I've been reiterating this point, and i'll say it again in case you missed it, the level variety in this game is nonexistent. There's a bunch of mission but maybe a dozen and a half tiles if that. That's this game's main problem.
Originally posted by Goon:
Originally posted by Sown-Laughter:
You have yet to beat it on normal..
Thats pretty binary its
0 I couldn't so = 1 game bad..
Each line is a back and forth of disliking that player couldn't beat the game
then taking it out on the game..

You do realize I finished it on challange mode? I finished the game. The whole thing you were quoting was past tense. Check my profile, I got my ego stroke badge. "FINISHED ALL CHAPTERS ON CHALLANGE MODE" - Blue Sneaker.

I'm literally proven to be more competent at this game than you are and you're calling skill issue.

I've been reiterating this point, and i'll say it again in case you missed it, the level variety in this game is nonexistent. There's a bunch of mission but maybe a dozen and a half tiles if that. That's this game's main problem.

and as I said before ...

How does one extend the game in 10 seconds of life.

the game is balanced around 10 seconds for distance and life. That limits what can be done with the rooms to keep a fast pace in line with the plot.
Last edited by S☯wn-Lﺤuꁅhtǝr; May 20, 2024 @ 4:27pm
dyra55 May 20, 2024 @ 4:09pm 
Originally posted by Goon:
You do realize I finished it on challange mode? I finished the game. The whole thing you were quoting was past tense. Check my profile, I got my ego stroke badge. "FINISHED ALL CHAPTERS ON CHALLANGE MODE" - Blue Sneaker.

It's weird how you only have 1 minute in the game and some achievements are earned at the same time

Also you don't have "OBEY AND CONSUME" red sneakers achievement that you get for finishing the game for some reason
Dundo May 20, 2024 @ 4:12pm 
Originally posted by dyra55:

It's weird how you only have 1 minute in the game and some achievements are earned at the same time

Also you don't have "OBEY AND CONSUME" red sneakers achievement that you get for finishing the game for some reason

Offline mode, I have 2.9 hours on the save. I played this while on the move on my laptop. If you play a game while offline it updates your achievments when you go online. Offline mode also doesn't count your total playtime. Hence why Gloomwood for example says 7 on my profile but in reality it's closer to 30.

I don't know how to get to "OBEY AND CONSUME" i quit when the game told me it started endless mode after the car sequence.

I can literally film myself finish this game on hard. I might even do permadeath just to spite you lot.
Last edited by Dundo; May 20, 2024 @ 4:14pm
dyra55 May 20, 2024 @ 4:14pm 
Originally posted by Goon:
Originally posted by dyra55:

It's weird how you only have 1 minute in the game and some achievements are earned at the same time

Also you don't have "OBEY AND CONSUME" red sneakers achievement that you get for finishing the game for some reason

Offline mode, I have 2.9 hours on the save. I played this while on the move on my laptop. If you play a game while offline it updates your achievments when you go online. Offline mode also doesn't count your total playtime. Hence why Gloomwood for example says 7 on my profile but in reality it's closer to 30.

I don't know how to get to "OBEY AND CONSUME" i quit when the game told me it started endless mode after the car sequence.

I see

You get it after failing that endless mode and you get another cutscene
dyra55 May 20, 2024 @ 4:16pm 
Originally posted by Goon:
I might even do permadeath just to spite you lot.

It's pretty difficult, i tried it myself recently and the highest i got was like floor 74
rane May 20, 2024 @ 7:46pm 
Originally posted by Goon:
Originally posted by dyra55:

It's weird how you only have 1 minute in the game and some achievements are earned at the same time

Also you don't have "OBEY AND CONSUME" red sneakers achievement that you get for finishing the game for some reason

Offline mode, I have 2.9 hours on the save. I played this while on the move on my laptop. If you play a game while offline it updates your achievments when you go online. Offline mode also doesn't count your total playtime. Hence why Gloomwood for example says 7 on my profile but in reality it's closer to 30.

I don't know how to get to "OBEY AND CONSUME" i quit when the game told me it started endless mode after the car sequence.

I can literally film myself finish this game on hard. I might even do permadeath just to spite you lot.
I really like how you edited the achievements in. It's pretty obvious at a glance. No, I'm not telling how baby. Should have stayed private profile like the other clowns, would have been more believable.
Originally posted by rane:
Originally posted by Goon:

Offline mode, I have 2.9 hours on the save. I played this while on the move on my laptop. If you play a game while offline it updates your achievments when you go online. Offline mode also doesn't count your total playtime. Hence why Gloomwood for example says 7 on my profile but in reality it's closer to 30.

I don't know how to get to "OBEY AND CONSUME" i quit when the game told me it started endless mode after the car sequence.

I can literally film myself finish this game on hard. I might even do permadeath just to spite you lot.
I really like how you edited the achievements in. It's pretty obvious at a glance. No, I'm not telling how baby. Should have stayed private profile like the other clowns, would have been more believable.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3251210070

ya i wondered on that..

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3251215204
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