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PanicButton Jul 1, 2015 @ 7:53am
*SPOILERS* Funny quotes
Proceed at your own risk...spoilers ahead.

Post some of your favorite lines...


Joker leaving Barbara paralized in her house:
"Just wait until your father gets home, he's going to be furious about this mess."

Random thug on the street trying to be funny:
"So Bruce Wayne is Batman....Who's running support for him? His Butler?"

Batman interrogating riddler informant:
"There's two ways we can do this. Both gonna hurt."


These may not be exact quotes, since i only written them from memory.



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Sylvantis Jul 1, 2015 @ 8:01am 
One of my favorites is a death screen where the Joker does his verison of the Snake death screen in MGS.

"Bats? BATS? BBBBAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Last edited by Sylvantis; Jul 1, 2015 @ 8:01am
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Baked Hotdog Jul 1, 2015 @ 8:12am 
One of my favorite quotes is from Catwoman and she calls Batman a "big brooding boy-scout". It made me laugh a lot harder than it really should've.
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TyresTyco Jul 1, 2015 @ 8:13am 
One of mine is also one of the death screen yells from Joker.

No, no don't go into the light ! That's unfair, they don't let me in ! (memory quote)
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Ryukrieger Jul 1, 2015 @ 8:36am 
I remember there was a joke from a random thug:
"How many billionaires does it take to become a super hero?"
"One?"
"No, three. For two to die and for one to never get over it"
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FitzFarseer Jul 1, 2015 @ 9:46am 
My favorite was from Riddler. "Bats are the only special of mammal that can fly. Since you can only glide, you are technically a breed of squirrel."

May not be exact, but close
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FitzFarseer Jul 1, 2015 @ 9:47am 
Originally posted by Ryukrieger:
I remember there was a joke from a random thug:
"How many billionaires does it take to become a super hero?"
"One?"
"No, three. For two to die and for one to never get over it"

WOW. I never heard that one, I don't know if I should laugh or gasp.
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AzothStorm Jul 1, 2015 @ 9:51am 
Originally posted by loki92:
My favorite was from Riddler. "Bats are the only special of mammal that can fly. Since you can only glide, you are technically a breed of squirrel."

May not be exact, but close
actually this one is perfectly correct XD I remember this one
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Ryukrieger Jul 1, 2015 @ 6:06pm 
Originally posted by loki92:
WOW. I never heard that one, I don't know if I should laugh or gasp.
I was gliding around randomly and when I heard that, that one cuts so deep I think I could cry laughing (in a manner of speech)
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Crow Jul 1, 2015 @ 6:11pm 
My favorite is one of the random street thugs going something like "Why is Scarecrow telling his plan to Batman? When I'm mugging someone I don't go about telling them the specifics of wallet-snatching"
Last edited by Crow; Jul 1, 2015 @ 7:46pm
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Sneaky Beaky Jul 1, 2015 @ 6:21pm 
Originally posted by Ryukrieger:
I remember there was a joke from a random thug:
"How many billionaires does it take to become a super hero?"
"One?"
"No, three. For two to die and for one to never get over it"

This was my favorite, but there was another one that made me laugh outloud.

I don't remember the exact dialogue but it was something like this

Thug 1 "Okay, batman is bruce wayne, i think we should adapt"

Thug 2 "Yeah you're right. Lets try it :

WATCH OUT, ITS BRUCE WAYNE"

Thug 1 "Damn, it just feels wrong"
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Warrior of Right (Banned) Jul 1, 2015 @ 6:26pm 
Originally posted by Sylvantis:
One of my favorites is a death screen where the Joker does his verison of the Snake death screen in MGS.

"Bats? BATS? BBBBAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!
^This
Joker calling Penguin a wannker (don't care if it was racist funny as hell not really offensive anyway WHAT?!? they edit wannker now????)
and joker leaving you messages on your answering machine posing as your dead parents.
was like " what a troll " but was so funny at the same time THANK GOD they got Hamill back.
(but i thought Hamill wanted to be done with joker why they killed him??)

Originally posted by Crowlls:
My favorite is one of the random street thugs going something like "Why is Scarecrow telling his plan Batman? When I'm mugging someone I don't go about telling them the specifics of wallet-snatching"
i didn't hear this yet thanks for spoiling GAWD
(but ya that is funny hope i encounter it)
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Nico2811 Jul 1, 2015 @ 7:45pm 
the joker to batman after he doesnt tell tim about barbara (yet)

"I thought for sure you were going to tell him. Come clean like you did with Gordon. But you realized: why break him now, when we can crush him later"
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Warrior of Right (Banned) Jul 1, 2015 @ 8:28pm 
i just heard another one from a random thug talking about how Two Face asking why he called two Face if he still only has 1 face just 2 different sides?

Originally posted by Nico2811:
the joker to batman after he doesnt tell tim about barbara (yet)

"I thought for sure you were going to tell him. Come clean like you did with Gordon. But you realized: why break him now, when we can crush him later"
i liked this quote even tho i didn't find it that laugh out loud funny at least compared to some of the other ones.
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FitzFarseer Jul 2, 2015 @ 10:52am 
Originally posted by i am the Nights!:
i just heard another one from a random thug talking about how Two Face asking why he called two Face if he still only has 1 face just 2 different sides?

Lol, I loved this one. and the one guy is saying "it's not my fault you're just bad at fractions."
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PanicButton Jul 2, 2015 @ 11:11am 
Random thugs talking on street:
"You ever wonder if this whole thing is some kind of psychological experiment? Like we're all just pawns in somebody's twisted game? No? Oh yeah. Me neither."
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