Insult sword fighting .. THE THREAD

[RoosterBooster]

You fight like a dairy farmer

[Yendor]

How appropriate - you fight like a cow!

People fall at my feet when they see me coming.

[SirCharles]

Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will

[Big Whoop]

You run THAT fast?

I've heard you are a contemptible sneak.

[Atomask]

Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!..

[Scoot]

And i've got a little TIP for you, got the POINT?

Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a Shish Kebab!

[Pr3nd3r]

First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster.

Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

[Sharpshooter23]

My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!

So you got that job as janitor, after all.

[Eekhoorn]

Originally posted by Sharpshooter23:

My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!

So you got that job as janitor, after all.

I'm rubber, you are glue!

The correct response to Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? would be something like: Why? Did you want to borrow one?

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My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!

[MaTTaX]

So you got that job as a janitor, after all.

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My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!

[Master_Skywalker]

Originally posted by MaTTaX:

So you got that job as a janitor, after all.

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My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!

I'm shaking! I'm shaking!

[PiercedEye]

Originally posted by Cris_Skywalker:

Originally posted by MaTTaX:

So you got that job as a janitor, after all.

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My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!

I'm shaking! I'm shaking!

With your breath I am sure they all suffocated!

[happyPig]

Sry. Can you repeat that part?

[Garet_S]

I'm as cunning as dunny rat!

[Knight Nevermore ♞ ♪ ♫ ♩]

Short off-topic:
When you (sword-) fight against a "true fan" in the discussions:

"true fan": I don't like the art style of this
-> This is what the doctor told your mum after she gave birth to you.