"Cured" of Camp Fever

[Firefinch]

My court physician cured me of my disease by offing me. It's a rather experimental treatment but it appears to have worked!

We should publish our findings and share them with the world

[Prompter]

That's pretty bold! Could this treatment method possibly work for other dangerous diseases?..

[Bronski]

I had a court physician cut my ruler's balls off to cure food poisoning. I think he was 18 at the time, no heir. Spent about the next 12 years working my way up through the Satanists. He got his balls back.

[Prompter]

Originally posted by Bronski:

I had a court physician cut my ruler's balls off to cure food poisoning. I think he was 18 at the time, no heir. Spent about the next 12 years working my way up through the Satanists. He got his balls back.

That's why you don't ask for experimental treatment for something that's not uncurable.

[KG]

Kind of reminds me of Niven's Ringworld. "You put a tourniquet around his neck, doctor?"

[adobo]

My doctor is a miracle worker. He manage to cure cancer as a side-effect for curing camp fever. He should work more on the painkillers though. What ever he did drove me insane. At least the follow up work as my chaplin was good enough to cure that as well.

[Serx]

My doctor cured cancer. All he had to do was to pluck out my eyes. Genius

[al_x_ator2411]

These sort of threads never go old! That's why RD is one of my favorite DLC.

[Rhix]

My doctor cured slow fever by making me run naked in the forest all night. He continued to do this for every treatment until he cured the great pox my guy had by cutting off my leg.

[barracuda-rostigraben]

Can tummy rubs do anything besides giving players a giggle?

[KG]

Originally posted by barracuda-rostigraben:

Can tummy rubs do anything besides giving players a giggle?

The results are all about the choice category and the physician's stats & traits. Nothing to do with which crazy treatment they offer.

[Liberty Prime]

I got cured of gout by having a leg cut off, which I guess makes sense, but another time I got cured of it by having my balls cut off. Gout sure is an interesting disease apparently.

[Traksimuss]

The disease definitely was lupus.

[adobo]

Try getting your flu cured by cutting off your face.

[drake_hound]

Originally posted by Bronski:

I had a court physician cut my ruler's balls off to cure food poisoning. I think he was 18 at the time, no heir. Spent about the next 12 years working my way up through the Satanists. He got his balls back.

Oh my you sure know your stuff. by joining the satanist. :P

[Segovax]

Originally posted by Traksimuss:

The disease definitely was lupus.

https://youtu.be/bueW1i9kQao