things for v70 update

[Astro novalite 2012]

hey employees i sure that the v70 update the volcano update would release feb 21th 2025 here are some things that would be added.

1 new moon: The new moon name would be called vars. vars is a volcanic wasteland moon. that cost 200 money.

3 new entities: the 3 new entities would be added the lizard mother, the ceiling plant and the land walker.

1 lizard mother: the lizard mother is a lizard that lives in the mineshaft and this creature would make her nest and lay eggs with the babies and it can hunt players and it AI phase is a similar to kidnapper fox.
2 ceilling plant: the ceilling plant is a carnivorious creature on the roof and it can slurp playes who will playing solo would have no escape for the player and its harmfull.
3 land walker: land walkers are huge robots that look like the earthmover from ultrakill and trenchbleeder from pressure it can stomp on players and insta-kills them.

3 new items

1 medkit: heals players up

2 defibilator: revives players

3 company saucer: a ufo like vehicle that flies around the map be carefull you need fuel to turn this on

special items

1: a 0.1% chance of a tornado happening in stormy moons

[AwesomeSause]

no the creator doesnt gaf sadly

[Aziz.]

Originally posted by AwesomeSause:

no the creator doesnt gaf sadly

lol

[RedStar]

Originally posted by bodhirambaldo:

hey employees i sure that the v70 update the volcano update would release feb 21th 2025

This is where you should all stop reading.

Originally posted by bodhirambaldo:

part 2 coming soon

Please spare us.

[GaskinZ]

Originally posted by AwesomeSause:

no the creator doesnt gaf sadly

The community clearly doesn't care about the game either, only that the creator continues to not give them ♥♥♥♥ so they can keep using this one line complaint for their own little circle jerk.

[Shard of time]

Originally posted by GaskinZ:

Originally posted by AwesomeSause:

no the creator doesnt gaf sadly

The community clearly doesn't care about the game either, only that the creator continues to not give them ♥♥♥♥ so they can keep using this one line complaint for their own little circle jerk.

I wonder who of those 2 groups gives less of a ♥♥♥♥ about the game

[geordiebroon58]

new moon - would it really add all that much tho? guess it would be nice to have some middle ground moon that gives more valuble loot like rend thats free but is risky to go to or something but it sounds like itl just end up like the old birds map ifi t costs 200

lizard mother - that would just be annoying the fox didnt work for a reason
ceiling plant - just a snare flea 2.0 really
land walker - just an alternate to the old bird or forest giant even

these ideas just dont really work and as far as i can tell zeekers wants every enemy to be unique so very similar or repeated ideas wont be used

maybe something like the lizard would get a pass as its a replacement enemy for the kidnapper fox but even then thats what the maneater is and as i stated the fox didnt work for a reason

[Victor]

Originally posted by geordiebroon58:

new moon - would it really add all that much tho? guess it would be nice to have some middle ground moon that gives more valuble loot like rend thats free but is risky to go to or something but it sounds like itl just end up like the old birds map ifi t costs 200

lizard mother - that would just be annoying the fox didnt work for a reason
ceiling plant - just a snare flea 2.0 really
land walker - just an alternate to the old bird or forest giant even

these ideas just dont really work and as far as i can tell zeekers wants every enemy to be unique so very similar or repeated ideas wont be used

maybe something like the lizard would get a pass as its a replacement enemy for the kidnapper fox but even then thats what the maneater is and as i stated the fox didnt work for a reason

i mean, kidnapper fox in the inside sounds pretty ♥♥♥♥, specially on caves where you dont have a lot of room to move or kill anything and few loot always inside the cave, if this thing gets in a cave it pretty hard to kill it and to grab the loot near its nest

[geordiebroon58]

Originally posted by Victor:

Originally posted by geordiebroon58:

new moon - would it really add all that much tho? guess it would be nice to have some middle ground moon that gives more valuble loot like rend thats free but is risky to go to or something but it sounds like itl just end up like the old birds map ifi t costs 200

lizard mother - that would just be annoying the fox didnt work for a reason
ceiling plant - just a snare flea 2.0 really
land walker - just an alternate to the old bird or forest giant even

these ideas just dont really work and as far as i can tell zeekers wants every enemy to be unique so very similar or repeated ideas wont be used

maybe something like the lizard would get a pass as its a replacement enemy for the kidnapper fox but even then thats what the maneater is and as i stated the fox didnt work for a reason

i mean, kidnapper fox in the inside sounds pretty ♥♥♥♥, specially on caves where you dont have a lot of room to move or kill anything and few loot always inside the cave, if this thing gets in a cave it pretty hard to kill it and to grab the loot near its nest

that as well, the man eater is extremly dangerous due to that (guess its more like a thumper tho) so it would be a pain just to see the kidnaper fox of all things be gaurding your exit

[AwesomeSause]

Originally posted by GaskinZ:

Originally posted by AwesomeSause:

no the creator doesnt gaf sadly

The community clearly doesn't care about the game either, only that the creator continues to not give them ♥♥♥♥ so they can keep using this one line complaint for their own little circle jerk.

and then you continue the circlejerk by giving a ♥♥♥♥ about something no one gaf about

[GaskinZ]

Originally posted by AwesomeSause:

Originally posted by GaskinZ:

The community clearly doesn't care about the game either, only that the creator continues to not give them ♥♥♥♥ so they can keep using this one line complaint for their own little circle jerk.

and then you continue the circlejerk by giving a ♥♥♥♥ about something no one gaf about

Not how circlejerks work. Try again.

[Astro novalite 2012]

please zeekers add this.

[Victor]

Originally posted by bodhirambaldo:

please zeekers add this.

your 3 new monsters ideas were bad, all of them are already in the game and the lizard is just a bad idea overall, the new items are just equally mid, medkits and defib just triviliaze the game, making deaths not as impactful, and the ufo is just too overpowered, it avoids all monsters and just makes transfers so easy

[Veteran]

fix the mic it dont work