Lethal Company

Lethal Company

Noisy Jan 10, 2024 @ 10:16am
We need that item !
Dear Company's "Human resources",

Since the crew and I found out about the fart cushion, we enjoied most of our freetime pulling pranks on each other. Ventz, surely the sneakiest of us four, mastered ways of hidding the cushion. For exemple : under a metal sheet at the entrance of the ship. We always try to have a laugh between our work hours. Nothing is better to get our nerves to rest (with some music). That's everything we need after meeting the darkest corridor of doom and felt the impalpable weight of the mystery surrounding us.

One day, while on duty, out of nowhere, we heard a deep crushing noise. This sound echoed trought the corridors. It sounded like an animal walking on a branch in a forest. Or more like a predator catching his unaware prey with a single bite trought the neck.

Unforunately, that noise came from Espoir's path into the building. Ventz, *redacted* and I freaked out and ran out to the ship. Up to this day, we don't even know if he is alive. We bailed, two hours later, as night was falling, without any remorse at the time. We couldn't decide on who was going to retrieve news about Espoir's safety. We cowardly bailed out...

They wanted me to go inside as i am the strongest in the crew. But I told *redacted* to go *redacted* herself. She then became pretty violent to me. We calmly argued with each other and she wanted to stay on the planet by herself. Maybe she would stay to find Espoir, who knows.

Here is my idea about the problem : If we could find somekind of a wheel with a pointer, and keep it, we could randomly designate a poor soul to experience the worst of outcomes in a fair way. It's easier to push someone at a task without feeling any pity at all when they argue back!

*redacted* would maybe not have been whining so much when going out. She just needed to responded to walkie-talkie and come back within an hour and a half... To be honest, i thought *redacted* of her.

Since that story, Ventz didn't say a word nor responded to me inside the ship. I wonder if he is traumatised. We are a great team nonetheless. Can we keep a wheel with a pointer if we find one ?

Thank you in advance for your reply.

-Your employee, Bruyant.
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Adzelf Jan 10, 2024 @ 10:56am 
Joel
Bloody [>::<] Jan 10, 2024 @ 11:40am 
Lotta yapping - company
we need a Glock17 in the game
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Date Posted: Jan 10, 2024 @ 10:16am
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