Who's leaving the chickens there anyways

[foxgirl gaming]

Like why are there whole chickens hiding under lamps. That's weird. Who puts them there? How are they still fresh? I am very confused

[EddieDracula]

Maybe the same people that left whole chinkens on walls in Castlevania...

[Jackson]

That's been me this whole time, sorry. I've been practicing my roasted chicken recipe for many decades, and I felt the best places to hide them from ghouls and other critters was inside walls and lamp posts. One day I'll create the perfect roast and then there won't be any more chickens inside such locations.

[Jaeus]

It was me, Dio!

[Ribonizer]

There's no air getting inside the walls so it can keep the chicken fresh forever