Tell me your best Star Wars joke!

[Hugobossman]

While we wait for launch...

Edit- Turns out the launch of this game is the best joke here.

[Buddy Christ]

Han Solo: Over my dead body!

Greedo: MacKlunky!

[Knyght]

This game is going to run perfect at launch.

[Brezelbube]

Episode 8 was the best of all

[Sikklid]

Jedi Survivor running great on day one.

[Alby]

Originally posted by Brezelbube:

Episode 8 was the best of all

Blocked and reported

[Fast Pooper]

Jar Jar
Jar Jar who?
Jar Jar Binks

[Jethro]

Rey

[Mr.Kill]

A series of quotes in no particular order.

I grew up surrounded by water

A Mandalorian has to understand maps and know their way around. That way, you’ll never be lost.

You based the survival of the Resistance on bad odds and put us all at risk?

We need to pull some Holdo's maneuvers, do some real damage
Come on, that move is one in a million

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to

There’s no source material. We don’t have comic books. we don’t have 800-page novels, we don’t have anything other than passionate storytellers who get together and talk about what the next iteration might be. We go through a really normal development process that everybody else does

The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE

That’s how we’re going to win, not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.

Go. Now It's Worth It.

It's the end of the train!

We drink here.
That is a school now.
I say its still a bar
Now bring us a drink.

[Sattmann_DE]

No joke but funny story: During the SW Episode 1 Premier after Anakins mum claimed that he had no father a guy behind said: „is he Jesus or what?“. The whole audience did not stop laughing for quite a while.

[EternalLoop]

Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the droid he was looking for!

[APN34Z]

StarStutterWars

[☥ Docdra ☥]

Oh, Mooie-Mooie! I Love You! Mesa so horny!

[Jinn]

Why did Kylo Ren join a band? He wanted to rock the First Order.

[DistantReaper]

Watching Disney milk this franchise dry is pretty funny.

[DarkWaterSong]

What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?

The store next to the Target!