UTTER WOKE NONSENSE

[stabs]

I am in disbelief. Was scrolling my favorite facebook meme pages, and saw the woke bleed their way into the gaming space yet again. Cleaned the chip crumbs off my gut, and sat up to see that there is potentially gay in this game? When Obana first REALLY introduced gays in the early 2010s it was fine because it was just a select few people who took part. And now I have to play a game where I could potentially - yet very intentionally - take a route where me, a male protagonist, could take it from a man. These libtard snowflakes making a mess of things yet again.

Please, tell me the exact dialogue options I need to make to get this outcome, so I can know what NOT to do - and so the others who share my beliefs can know as well. Because we all will NOT stand for this.

Please also let me know who the top and who the bottom is. And also if the romance is repeatable. And how many in game hours they get it on. Might even get curious and see just how woke they made it haha. . Lmao it's so weird. They didn't animate the scene did they haha? Lol would be gross if they did wouldn't it. Like soooooo gross and sweaty lol. Anyway, please let me know if there are any male suitors for ME downstars in the comments. Thanks.

[orcaa]

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I am in disbelief. Was scrolling my favorite facebook meme pages, and saw the woke bleed their way into the gaming space yet again. Cleaned the chip crumbs off my gut, and sat up to see that there is potentially gay in this game? When Obana first REALLY introduced gays in the early 2010s it was fine because it was just a select few people who took part. And now I have to play a game where I could potentially - yet very intentionally - take a route where me, a male protagonist, could take it from a man. These libtard snowflakes making a mess of things yet again.

Please, tell me the exact dialogue options I need to make to get this outcome, so I can know what NOT to do - and so the others who share my beliefs can know as well. Because we all will NOT stand for this.

Please also let me know who the top and who the bottom is. And also if the romance is repeatable. And how many in game hours they get it on. Might even get curious and see just how woke they made it haha. . Lmao it's so weird. They didn't animate the scene did they haha? Lol would be gross if they did wouldn't it. Like soooooo gross and sweaty lol. Anyway, please let me know if there are any male suitors for ME downstars in the comments. Thanks.

bait post......................blocked.

[Mouse Rat]

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Was scrolling my favorite facebook meme pages

This sums it up.

[Disgruntled Democracy Officer]

Цитата допису Mouse Rat:

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Was scrolling my favorite facebook meme pages

This sums it up.

He said facebook but meant lifelog.

[theo]

Imagine the reaction of anti wokes if GTA San Andreas came out today

[FireForEffect]

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I am in disbelief. Was scrolling my favorite facebook meme pages, and saw the woke bleed their way into the gaming space yet again. Cleaned the chip crumbs off my gut, and sat up to see that there is potentially gay in this game? When Obana first REALLY introduced gays in the early 2010s it was fine because it was just a select few people who took part. And now I have to play a game where I could potentially - yet very intentionally - take a route where me, a male protagonist, could take it from a man. These libtard snowflakes making a mess of things yet again.

Please, tell me the exact dialogue options I need to make to get this outcome, so I can know what NOT to do - and so the others who share my beliefs can know as well. Because we all will NOT stand for this.

Please also let me know who the top and who the bottom is. And also if the romance is repeatable. And how many in game hours they get it on. Might even get curious and see just how woke they made it haha. . Lmao it's so weird. They didn't animate the scene did they haha? Lol would be gross if they did wouldn't it. Like soooooo gross and sweaty lol. Anyway, please let me know if there are any male suitors for ME downstars in the comments. Thanks.

Looking up profile.
It is american.
checks out.

[Reztrow]

Cool.

[Junders Plunkett]

At a certain point you will have a dialog option to say "I care about you" to Hans, it has a relationship symbol next to it. Don't press it and it will never come up again. I'm not happy about it either, but i'm not going to act like the woke left has for the past decade and make a mountain out of a mole hill.

[Humpenstilzchen]

Цитата допису FireForEffect:

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snip

Looking up profile.
It is american.
checks out.

True.

[stabs]

PSA for everyone reading: This is satire

[stabs]

Цитата допису FireForEffect:

Цитата допису stabs:

I am in disbelief. Was scrolling my favorite facebook meme pages, and saw the woke bleed their way into the gaming space yet again. Cleaned the chip crumbs off my gut, and sat up to see that there is potentially gay in this game? When Obana first REALLY introduced gays in the early 2010s it was fine because it was just a select few people who took part. And now I have to play a game where I could potentially - yet very intentionally - take a route where me, a male protagonist, could take it from a man. These libtard snowflakes making a mess of things yet again.

Please, tell me the exact dialogue options I need to make to get this outcome, so I can know what NOT to do - and so the others who share my beliefs can know as well. Because we all will NOT stand for this.

Please also let me know who the top and who the bottom is. And also if the romance is repeatable. And how many in game hours they get it on. Might even get curious and see just how woke they made it haha. . Lmao it's so weird. They didn't animate the scene did they haha? Lol would be gross if they did wouldn't it. Like soooooo gross and sweaty lol. Anyway, please let me know if there are any male suitors for ME downstars in the comments. Thanks.

Looking up profile.
It is american.
checks out.

was my satire not obvious enough

[stabs]

Цитата допису Humpenstilzchen:

Цитата допису FireForEffect:

Looking up profile.
It is american.
checks out.

True.

i didn't make my satire obvious enough </3

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Цитата допису Junders Plunkett:

At a certain point you will have a dialog option to say "I care about you" to Hans, it has a relationship symbol next to it. Don't press it and it will never come up again. I'm not happy about it either, but i'm not going to act like the woke left has for the past decade and make a mountain out of a mole hill.

I want you to know that I am a 100% straight man, this post was satire, and I am making fun of people who have an actual problem with gay content. It's ridiculous. There is nothing to not like.

[stabs]

Цитата допису Disgruntled Democracy Officer:

Цитата допису Mouse Rat:

This sums it up.

He said facebook but meant lifelog.

I meant whatever app trumpers use

I am not being serious

[Freak4Leeks]

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PSA for everyone reading: This is satire

If it's any consolation, I though it was funny.

Just goes to show that nowadays media literacy is absolutely dead.

[BingusDingus]

Цитата допису Freak4Leeks:

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PSA for everyone reading: This is satire

If it's any consolation, I though it was funny.

Just goes to show that nowadays media literacy is absolutely dead.

I thought it was funny as well, I read this earlier and was going to say it was satire but decided to let people cook themselves over an obvious parody.