Hans Capon turns into Henry's annoying little brother throughout KCD1

[Old Surehand]

Yes, he is annoying and a spoiled brat and you want to beat him up, but he sort of becomes Henry's baby brother through all the adventures in KCD1. And Henry will definitely do everything to help and protect Hans.

So can anyone please explain to me why they made it so you can have intercourse with Hans, who has become sort of like Henry's own little brother?

[MaSeKind]

No one cares. Go troll somewhere else.

[JockMcPlop]

Do you think this thread will accomplish something that the 6000 other threads didn't, or do you just have a hardon for repetition?

[Hybernian]

Because money

[Yoda]

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

No one cares. Go troll somewhere else.

He's not joking tho he's far more annoying in this than KCD1, so far i don't enjoy his character writing in this, he doesn't scream gay to me either (gay stuff doesn't bother me)

[Old Surehand]

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

No one cares. Go troll somewhere else.

Who is trolling? What are you talking about?

[Mr.Fish]

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

No one cares. Go troll somewhere else.

Of course any criticism is trolling.

Oh no what will you do if someone says bad things about your precious medieval buttsex simulator.

The character is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horribly written, not uncommon in recent years either, it's almost as if they want people to dislike the diversity additions by writing them in a deliberately abrasive and childish manner.

By the time i reached the part where you get locked into the stocks for starting a fight in the town, i was hoping for the axe to my neck or ideally his.

[MaSeKind]

Originally posted by Mr.Fish:

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

No one cares. Go troll somewhere else.

Of course any criticism is trolling.

Oh no what will you do if someone says bad things about your precious medieval buttsex simulator.

The character is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horribly written, not uncommon in recent years either, it's almost as if they want people to dislike the diversity additions by writing them in a deliberately abrasive and childish manner.

There's a difference between actual criticism and trolling. This isn't criticism. He's not even played the game.

And the characters are exactly the same so far that I've played. Have you actually played it?

[Shazam]

They got funding from an American equity firm. Its likely the firm pressured them to add homosexual characters and africans into the game.

[Caldrin]

Originally posted by Old Surehand:

Yes, he is annoying and a spoiled brat and you want to beat him up, but he sort of becomes Henry's baby brother through all the adventures in KCD1. And Henry will definitely do everything to help and protect Hans.

So can anyone please explain to me why they made it so you can have intercourse with Hans, who has become sort of like Henry's own little brother?

So people like you can chose to do it..

[GODEVILS]

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

No one cares. Go troll somewhere else.

It is sad that you don't care what is being done to society and to our games.

[Mr.Fish]

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

Originally posted by Mr.Fish:

Of course any criticism is trolling.

Oh no what will you do if someone says bad things about your precious medieval buttsex simulator.

The character is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horribly written, not uncommon in recent years either, it's almost as if they want people to dislike the diversity additions by writing them in a deliberately abrasive and childish manner.

There's a difference between actual criticism and trolling. This isn't criticism. He's not even played the game.

And the characters are exactly the same so far that I've played. Have you actually played it?

Yes i've played the game.

Same as what? i haven't played the first game but this hans is a grating idiot and i can't wait for his arse to die, he's badly written.

Most of the first 2 hours of the game is cutscenes with his dumb ass twattering on, if you think this is good design and character writing ♥♥♥♥ me lmao there is no helping you and you are the troll.

The bit where you tell him to ♥♥♥♥ off and go your own way in after the stocks is the best bit of the game so far for me.

[MaSeKind]

Originally posted by Mr.Fish:

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

There's a difference between actual criticism and trolling. This isn't criticism. He's not even played the game.

And the characters are exactly the same so far that I've played. Have you actually played it?

Yes i've played the game.

Same as what? i haven't played the first game but this hans is a grating idiot and i can't wait for his arse to die, he's badly written.

Most of the first 2 hours of the game is cutscenes with his dumb ass twattering on, if you think this is good design and character writing ♥♥♥♥ me lmao there is no helping you and you are the troll.

The bit where you tell him to ♥♥♥♥ off and go your own way in after the stocks is the best bit of the game so far for me.

So you've not played the first so you don't know the characters. Hans is an idiot, he's supposed to be. He's a stuck up royal child basically. He's supposed to be twattering on as you say.
How can you say he's written badly if you don't even know how he's supposed to be written?

[Mr.Fish]

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

Originally posted by Mr.Fish:

Yes i've played the game.

Same as what? i haven't played the first game but this hans is a grating idiot and i can't wait for his arse to die, he's badly written.

Most of the first 2 hours of the game is cutscenes with his dumb ass twattering on, if you think this is good design and character writing ♥♥♥♥ me lmao there is no helping you and you are the troll.

The bit where you tell him to ♥♥♥♥ off and go your own way in after the stocks is the best bit of the game so far for me.

How can you say he's written badly if you don't even know how he's supposed to be written?

Yeh you are trolling or on some weird cope mission, sorry but the character is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Playing the first game has nothing to do with recognising that this character is terrible unless the designers want me to dislike a "close ally"? for story purposes later on, there is seemingly no reason to make one of the stories main protagonist and friends of the player character into an impossibly frustrating ♥♥♥♥, who by the time leaves your company you are glad to see the back of.

There is no relatability or likeability to the character, presumably i am supposed to care about him and go looking for him, at least worry about him? not just think "♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥ you've done my head in", or as his "bodyguard" give enough of a ♥♥♥♥ to want to protect him.

This is all missing, that is poor writing, i do not need to play the first game to see this, i have eyes and a brain.

[TreeTrunk]

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

No one cares. Go troll somewhere else.

No one cares the main character rails a boy? Really?

[MaSeKind]

Originally posted by Mr.Fish:

Originally posted by MaSeKind:

How can you say he's written badly if you don't even know how he's supposed to be written?

Yeh you are trolling or on some weird cope mission, sorry but the character is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Playing the first game has nothing to do with recognising that this character is terrible unless the designers want me to dislike a "close ally"? for story purposes later on, there is seemingly no reason to make one of the stories main protagonist and friends of the player character into an impossibly frustrating ♥♥♥♥, who by the time leaves your company you are glad to see the back of.

There is no relatability or likeability to the character, presumably i am supposed to care about him and go looking for him, at least worry about him? not just think "♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥ you've done my head in", or as his "bodyguard" give enough of a ♥♥♥♥ to want to protect him.

This is all missing, that is poor writing, i do not need to play the first game to see this, i have eyes and a brain.

Playing the first game has everything to do with it. Yes you're supposed to dislike him but also if you've actually played the first you understand the character. He's an ass, but he has reasons for being an ass, even if those reasons are dumb.
Just because you don't understand this doesn't make the writing bad. He's written how he's supposed to be. Don't know how many times I'm supposed to say that.

They had a big falling out, so yes you should think screw this guy, I don't want anything to do with him or even look for him. That's the whole point.