Hi, I'm gay and woke. Do you guys think I should buy this game?

[doomsquad]

I heard that if you buy this game it will automatically make you gay and woke. But my dilemma is I'm trying to get even more gay and woke. If I was already gay and woke would it make me more gay and woke or would it somehow negate the effects and take away my gay and wokeness? I only play games exclusively so that I can become as gay and woke as possible. Gays were invented by Sweet Baby Inc and I won't have them ruining my video games.

[dafter]

Absolutely.

You will love it!

[Kona]

I've heard if you enter the konami code you can participate in a gay pride parade through kuttenburg, so yeah its pretty gay and woke

[doomsquad]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Kona:

I've heard if you enter the konami code you can participate in a gay pride parade through kuttenburg, so yeah its pretty gay and woke

I can excuse the sweaty medieval priest gay orgy cutscene in the new game but I'll draw the line if they add a rainbow crosswalk in Kuttenberg.

[Farmer John's]

Is not too smart, asking people what you do with your money, I don't care about the choices you made, I did bought the GOLD EDITION and I'm not gay. This is a single player game, no body will know the way you play.

[Kona]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Farmer John's:

Is not too smart, asking people what you do with your money, I don't care about the choices you made, I did bought the GOLD EDITION and I'm not gay. Yhis is a single player game, no body will know the way you play.

baby jesus will know if you were gay in this game

[Tanist]

It is the new gay game, for gays to act out their sexual fantasies of turning a straight white christian gay. So should be right up your ally. I am sure all the gays and cucks will be very excited about the game.

[Ghostpro71]

Oh wonderful, another troll trying to get a rise out of people. I'm completely baffled that the mods don't just start banning you guys left and right. I know I would.

[Fenumeher]

ok

[CJThorn]

Cringe

[Sugam]

Oprindeligt skrevet af doomsquad:

I heard that if you buy this game it will automatically make you gay and woke. But my dilemma is I'm trying to get even more gay and woke. If I was already gay and woke would it make me more gay and woke or would it somehow negate the effects and take away my gay and wokeness? I only play games exclusively so that I can become as gay and woke as possible. Gays were invented by Sweet Baby Inc and I won't have them ruining my video games.

It depends OP. Are you a real fan of the first game and respect the lore or do you like to have your sexual preferences turned into an political ideology, pushed into peoples faces and produce a far less quality of a game?

[Kona]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Sugam:

Oprindeligt skrevet af doomsquad:

I heard that if you buy this game it will automatically make you gay and woke. But my dilemma is I'm trying to get even more gay and woke. If I was already gay and woke would it make me more gay and woke or would it somehow negate the effects and take away my gay and wokeness? I only play games exclusively so that I can become as gay and woke as possible. Gays were invented by Sweet Baby Inc and I won't have them ruining my video games.

It depends OP. Are you a real fan of the first game and respect the lore or do you like to have your sexual preferences turned into an political ideology, pushed into peoples faces and produce a far less quality of a game?

Why do you think red states watch so much trans porn?

[InternetPeopleSuck]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Kona:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Sugam:

It depends OP. Are you a real fan of the first game and respect the lore or do you like to have your sexual preferences turned into an political ideology, pushed into peoples faces and produce a far less quality of a game?

Why do you think red states watch so much trans porn?

WHAT!?

[octavion60]

Oprindeligt skrevet af doomsquad:

I heard that if you buy this game it will automatically make you gay and woke. But my dilemma is I'm trying to get even more gay and woke. If I was already gay and woke would it make me more gay and woke or would it somehow negate the effects and take away my gay and wokeness? I only play games exclusively so that I can become as gay and woke as possible. Gays were invented by Sweet Baby Inc and I won't have them ruining my video games.

I want to slay as much man meat as I can!

[Kona]

Oprindeligt skrevet af InternetPeopleSuck:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Kona:

Why do you think red states watch so much trans porn?

WHAT!?

Red states like that kinky stuff they arent supposed to be watching while simultaneously telling everyone else its a problem

https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/

[Liquid Shadow Cop]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Kona:

https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/

Republicans and conservatives have transgenders living rent free in their head, it only makes sense that they'll start jerking to it.