Just you wait until Asmongold

[Gagdad⚫͗̃́̈̿̾̈͂̈́̏̏]

Asmongold is gonna give the game a good and brutal pounding. He can make or break franchises with a wave of his lukewarm dr pepper can. Sources tell me he is preparing to issue his latest fatwa to decide the fate of KCD 2

[kRIEG_elf]

Who?

[RED-Life]

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Who?

He's the King of the Cockroaches. You find him in a basement in the 1st game looking at a rectangular box, talking to himself.

[kth]

Nooo daddy Assmongo save game industry pleeeaaassseeee
His simps are probably on par with right wing incels lmao

[brisket]

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ima need proof that he cleaned the entirety of that house tbh

Documentary evidence! He cleaned it all up. So, now he's ready to issue the fatwa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT0xRMAKfFQ

why the hell did it take him this long to do it

[RED-Life]

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why the hell did it take him this long to do it

He started drinking water. His lungs probably started failing the moment they were hydrated by something other than carbonated water. So inhaling the fumes of his pigsden probably motivated him to clean.

[brisket]

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why the hell did it take him this long to do it

He started drinking water. His lungs probably started failing the moment they were hydrated by something other than carbonated water. So inhaling the fumes of his pigsden probably motivated him to clean.

im tempted to check his streams to see if he actually did clean his moms house or if its just some other random house but that requires actively watching asmongold and i'd rather not do that

[kth]

assmonbald:
when a man has millions of dollars, but somehow cant afford flight to Turkey to fix his hair

[ЯeÐ ĄnimaŁ ШaЯ]

cringe.

[RED-Life]

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He started drinking water. His lungs probably started failing the moment they were hydrated by something other than carbonated water. So inhaling the fumes of his pigsden probably motivated him to clean.

im tempted to check his streams to see if he actually did clean his moms house or if its just some other random house but that requires actively watching asmongold and i'd rather not do that

You can just watch the video you replied to. The Roach king actually did it. During his apology video he was drinking water too. Dude has changed.

[Gagdad⚫͗̃́̈̿̾̈͂̈́̏̏]

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Documentary evidence! He cleaned it all up. So, now he's ready to issue the fatwa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT0xRMAKfFQ

why the hell did it take him this long to do it

I don't know, I think there's room for the science to be done here, some people say it was water ?

[DDVaMpZzz]

Asmongold is usually accurate on games

[Cassidy0z]

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Asmongold is usually accurate on games

If he enjoyed 1 he's going to love 2 I think the only thing he could end up hating is the combat because he's terrible at it in most games.

[RED-Life]

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Asmongold is usually accurate on games

If he enjoyed 1 he's going to love 2 I think the only thing he could end up hating is the combat because he's terrible at it in most games.

Has he even played the first one?

[Almewt]

Asmonsoy is ultimately a coward and he only really picks easy targets. Enough people will like KCD2 that he won't really bash it much. The moment he gets any pushback, he'll scurry under his roach rock and go back to screeching about Concord or Marvel.

[Gagdad⚫͗̃́̈̿̾̈͂̈́̏̏]

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If he enjoyed 1 he's going to love 2 I think the only thing he could end up hating is the combat because he's terrible at it in most games.

Has he even played the first one?

idk I doubt it, probably wouldn't play 2 either tbh, unless its for drama clicks