Is James Bond gay now?

[MadeInBeats]

Is it expected that if a new James Bond game was released, that there was some kind of gay story option built into the game? Like, why? What for?

Should I stop noticing what's happening in the world and just become a zombie like lots of other people in society now? It's like you're just pressured and coerced - under not-so-thinly vailed threats of violations to your freedom - to become this unthinking NPC, and that's a desirable aspiration for people these days.

[Digger]

They could've spent the development time on something cool instead of ♥♥♥♥ romance, what a waste.

[Undisclosed]

I thought James Bond is a black woman now, or something like that

[Lancastrian]

Originally posted by MadeInBeats:

Is it expected that if a new James Bond game was released, that there was some kind of gay story option built into the game? Like, why? What for?

Should I stop noticing what's happening in the world and just become a zombie like lots of other people in society now? It's like you're just pressured to become this unthinking blob now, and that's a desirable aspiration for people.

They put it in everything to destroy it and then move onto the next IP or franchise. The net result being that we lose our bridge to the past and kids are taught a re-writing of history. That's why it's important to hold onto books and physical media to teach them the truth so it isn't lost forever.

[H-Foundry PIXIV]

The only 'good' James Bond movie from Daniel Craig out of the five he made is Casino Royale.

It was only serviceable on release too. But the other were so mid it made Casino Royale retroactively seem better.

Originally posted by Lancastrian:

They put it in everything to destroy it and then move onto the next IP or franchise. The net result being that we lose our bridge to the past and kids are taught a re-writing of history. That's why it's important to hold onto books and physical media to teach them the truth so it isn't lost forever.

I just like when they update old games to wokify them, like Runescape.

Every book must be re-written.

[Leylin Archeron]

No, James Bond is owned by a family that loves money and care about it, so unlikely.

unless the last person in the family who gives a damn dies and all that's left is someone who spits on what has been created, like with Tolkien.

The last descendant who gave a damn left and it became a big joke.

[Lancastrian]

Originally posted by Drunk Rambo {The Dirty Dozen}:

Originally posted by MadeInBeats:

Is it expected that if a new James Bond game was released, that there was some kind of gay story option built into the game? Like, why? What for?

Should I stop noticing what's happening in the world and just become a zombie like lots of other people in society now? It's like you're just pressured to become this unthinking blob now, and that's a desirable aspiration for people.

I haven't enjoyed a good James Bond movie since Roger Moore.

Roger Moore was the best Bond

[Cassidy0z]

Please don't get me started on woke James Bond. So damn annoying. And didn't Daniel Craig just play a gay role as well?

[hypehype]

He is a straight white male, so he is either a villain or gay.

[45m Ig]

Has been since that jealous nonce Daniel Craig

[Dagoth Ur]

Originally posted by MadeInBeats:

Is it expected that if a new James Bond game was released, that there was some kind of gay story option built into the game? Like, why? What for?

Should I stop noticing what's happening in the world and just become a zombie like lots of other people in society now? It's like you're just pressured and coerced - under not-so-thinly vailed threats of violations to your freedom - to become this unthinking NPC, and that's a desirable aspiration for people these days.

I mean, the villain in one of the recent movies was definitely gay and bond didn't seem to mind being hit on like that so.. bisexual?

There is no actual explicitly stated sexuality for him, so i'm going to headcanon him as bisexual.

[Iso Koala]

Everyone is a gay. Just accept it. Gay is life.