oh god I love the quest where the guy steals Katherine shoe in Sigismund camp

[Padre_Smadonno]

It was so funny.

Katherine asking cluelessly to Henry what a guy would do with one of her shoes.

And Henry answering like well I might have a few ideas.

I imagine this mercenary stealing Katherine shoe after a long day of work to inhale the scent. Must have been better than some cockerel.

Anyway this simple npc inspired me into a new mission. Before going to the boring meeting at Suchdol with the others, for three night I weared my low vis low noise low consp set. Went door to door, in all houses, robbed all the groschen and key from pockets and open the chests. At the beginning I was only taking the shoes, because I was roleplaying as the guy in the camp, who only wanted the shoes to sniff at the end of a hard work day. Which is understandable, what man wouldn't. But then I quickly realized that stealing the shoes was not enough, because the ladies in Suchdol also wore this very long dresses which were covering their feet anyway. Plus they had these horrible hats covering their natural hairs. So it took another three nights, of shadowing through all the homes where I could find women sleep and clothes in their chests. And I cleaned all that ♥♥♥♥.

The next day it looked every woman in Suchdol was working as bathmaid, with only the tight white pajama which doesn't do a very great job for nipples. Meanwhile I left all the man untouched, they were going around with theit typical hired hand clothing, I proceeded to steel every piece of groschen from them, but I left them all their clothes.

Now I like Suchdol and I should bring more of the work initiated by that one Sigismund mercenary around.

God is asking me.

[Actalo]

This is truly weird.

[Padre_Smadonno]

Originally posted by Actalo:

This is truly weird.

I love that you find it weird.

I mean, I am weird, I am so attracted by women feet, what can I say? I was born like this.

I hope more people will unite in my quest. Technically 7% of the male population has foot fetishism, so out of the two million copies sold, there must be at least 140k foot fetishists playing the game. Ok, my calculation is a bit off cos I am not considering the female audience of this game. But the few of you who have the same fetish just reversed could contribute into stealing the men boots at night.

God is calling us to make it a better world.

[Shikonp]

Originally posted by Padre_Smadonno:

Originally posted by Actalo:

This is truly weird.

I love that you find it weird.

I mean, I am weird, I am so attracted by women feet, what can I say? I was born like this.

Simple, don't be weird.

It's that simple.

[Padre_Smadonno]

Please, more join in my deranged cause of sin and incurable weirdness. I recently opened with my closest friends about this. I am ready to team up with my similars in the great world of the internet!

[Padre_Smadonno]

Originally posted by Shikonp:

Originally posted by Padre_Smadonno:

I love that you find it weird.

I mean, I am weird, I am so attracted by women feet, what can I say? I was born like this.

Simple, don't be weird.

It's that simple.

I don't think it works that way, there is not a switch on/off button.

[Shikonp]

Originally posted by Padre_Smadonno:

Originally posted by Shikonp:

Simple, don't be weird.

It's that simple.

I don't think it works that way, there is not a switch on/off button.

Make it work? I mean as long as you don't steal someone's socks or shoes then do as you like I guess.

[Padre_Smadonno]

Originally posted by Shikonp:

Originally posted by Padre_Smadonno:

I don't think it works that way, there is not a switch on/off button.

Make it work? I mean as long as you don't steal someone's socks or shoes then do as you like I guess.

Wait, you meant in real life.
I would never do something like that.

I find the mission funny, and in the game you can do it while causing zero damage. So it is really jusy to ♥♥♥♥ around a bit.

[Shikonp]

Originally posted by Padre_Smadonno:

Originally posted by Shikonp:

Make it work? I mean as long as you don't steal someone's socks or shoes then do as you like I guess.

Wait, you meant in real life.
I would never do something like that.

I find the mission funny, and in the game you can do it while causing zero damage. So it is really jusy to ♥♥♥♥ around a bit.

Got it, I must've been taking the wrong idea lmao. Oh well forgive my impertinence.

[Padre_Smadonno]

Originally posted by Shikonp:

Originally posted by Padre_Smadonno:

Wait, you meant in real life.
I would never do something like that.

I find the mission funny, and in the game you can do it while causing zero damage. So it is really jusy to ♥♥♥♥ around a bit.

Got it, I must've been taking the wrong idea lmao. Oh well forgive my impertinence.

I Need to absolutely apologize, I am aware that such kind of behavior in real life would not be socially acceptable, unless you find a partner that is fine with my that. They way I described it at the beginning it could have sounded I was doing something similar also in real life, but I would never. Apologies for the misunderstanding, sir