Folks, the cracks are starting to show right now

[⚡ Mista Squlzz ☠⚡]

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something right now: Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is about to be one of the biggest disasters in gaming history! You see, they had something truly special with the first game—a raw, unapologetic medieval experience that didn't pander to the woke mob. But now? Oh, now, it's clear that the woke agenda has infiltrated yet another beloved franchise, and folks, it's absolutely disgusting!

First of all, let's talk about the so-called "historical accuracy" they boasted about in the original game. That was the entire selling point, wasn't it? A gritty, realistic depiction of medieval Bohemia with no compromises. But now? Ha! You can bet your bottom dollar they’re going to throw all of that out the window. Why? Because the keyboard warriors on Twitter can’t handle reality! I wouldn’t be surprised if they start shoehorning modern politics into a 15th-century setting, just to appease the blue-haired crowd.

You see, folks, the woke mob can’t stand anything that doesn’t cater to their delicate sensibilities. They demand forced diversity, gender politics, and of course, revisionist history! I can already imagine the developers bending over backwards to insert characters that wouldn’t have existed back then just to score some virtue points. I mean, give me a break! You want a medieval game? Then make a medieval game! Stop trying to rewrite history to fit some modern-day narrative. It’s pathetic!

And don’t even get me started on the dialogue! Oh, you just know they’re going to make the protagonist a spineless, soft, enlightened "ally" instead of an actual warrior. Mark my words, folks, you’ll have Henry apologizing for being a straight white male before the game even starts! The quests will probably involve "challenging the patriarchy" instead of, you know, actually surviving in a brutal medieval world. It’s an absolute disgrace!

And of course, let’s talk about the real reason why this nonsense happens—corporate greed! You see, these developers don’t care about artistic integrity anymore. They care about marketing their game to the outrage brigade on Twitter, because they think that’s where the money is. But guess what? Those people don’t even buy games! They just whine and complain online, while real gamers, the TRUE fans, are left with a watered-down, soulless product.

It’s an absolute shame, folks. We used to have great games—games made by passionate developers who wanted to create something memorable, something real. But now? Now we get these half-baked, identity politics-driven disasters that are nothing more than corporate virtue signals disguised as entertainment.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 had the potential to be something great. But instead? Instead, it's just another casualty of the woke mob. And folks, that’s why the industry is in the state it’s in today. An absolute disgrace!

But hey, what do I know, right? Maybe I’m just a "toxic gamer." Give me a break! But you don't care, you never have and never will and that's becasue you were going UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

[Yes!]

For me, the historical accuracy was the main reason I enjoyed the game so much.

[Kain]

Tldr, bought the game already.

[Mars Cariocecus]

Not going to happen, well maybe in your dreams it will, just don't forget to take sleeping pills every night.

[TheLegend27]

TLDR, I probably agree with the sentiment, but this is 100% AI. I can always tell. Just do one-liners like normal person ffs

[rustypup]

Originally posted by Yes!:

For me, the historical accuracy was the main reason I enjoyed the game so much.

Really? Not the gameplay, the characters, the story... none of that was even present for you?

What a weird experience you must have had vs the rest of us.

[Mr D Grim]

holy mother of yapping.
that is one really hard try to earn some jesters huh.

[radekim]

hoping for mostly negative reviews cos they deserve it. Disgrace to our country this game is . Should have been fantasy game.

[Yes!]

Originally posted by rustypup:

Originally posted by Yes!:

For me, the historical accuracy was the main reason I enjoyed the game so much.

Really? Not the gameplay, the characters, the story... none of that was even present for you?

What a weird experience you must have had vs the rest of us.

Yes.

[Bialar]

Tell ChatGPT to use the word "folks" less

[Milkdust]

TL;DR:

Warhorse sold out to Embracer, and now KCD2 needs to appeal to "Everyone."

And we all know: A game for everyone is a game for no one.

[rustypup]

Originally posted by Yes!:

Yes.

So the drinking to save, the magical curative that healed all wounds, etc - that was "historically accurate"?

I'd laugh but what would be the point.

[⚡ Mista Squlzz ☠⚡]

Originally posted by Bialar:

Tell ChatGPT to use the word "folks" less

Oh, buddy, you think I need AI to spit facts? HA! Maybe if you used your brain more, you’d see the absolute disaster unfolding before your very eyes! Stay asleep, pal—I'll be here speaking the truth!

[TheLegend27]

Originally posted by ⚡ Mista Squlzz ☠⚡:

Originally posted by Bialar:

Tell ChatGPT to use the word "folks" less

Oh, buddy, you think I need AI to spit facts? HA! Maybe if you used your brain more, you’d see the absolute disaster unfolding before your very eyes! Stay asleep, pal—I'll be here speaking the truth!

It's not ChatGPT, it's another AI.

[Supreme Leader Musk]

If you are so butt hurt and bothered by gay people or non-white people or female protagonists in video games then DON'T BUY THEM and move on with your fragile, sheltered life LOL, what a waste of time and energy to go whining about it on the internet

[Yes!]

Originally posted by rustypup:

Originally posted by Yes!:

Yes.

So the drinking to save, the magical curative that healed all wounds, etc - that was "historically accurate"?

I'd laugh but what would be the point.

Even that was done in as realistic manner as possible that might not be apparent for non-Czech speakers. (Sejvovice - Slivovice) and I enjoyed those little things very much.