KCDII Fans Roleplay Thread

[Loli Supremacy]

Hello fellow Kingdom Come Deliverance II fans!
I know you are all excited as I am to play the game, so in order to get into the "KCD spirit", let's have a fun roleplay/discussion thread where we act out as if we were inside the world of Kingdom Come Deliverance II !!!!!

How do you play? Well, easy! Just imagine you're a peasant or a preacher or a knight from Bohemia in 1403 and act out with your fellow Steam users who are also fans of the series!

If you want some suggestions on some roles you could play out, I'll give some suggestions:

I'll be a typical Christian priest from 1403 named Jan vvvv

"Holy be His name Christ our lord, who was murdered by the Synagogue of Satan, blessed be His children on this day in the year of our lord Anno Domini 1403. Let us begin our congregation with a random verse from Leviticus. This one is from 18:22"

"And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the Lord."

" Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. "

"Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

"Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:"

"And so ends our service for today, join me and Brother Novak tomorrow as we go hunting for Saracens, as the Lord and the Pope decrees."



See? Easy as 1,2,3!
Join me below to roleplay! Make sure to act like you belong in the Kingdom Come Deliverance setting and be historically accurate!

[Jeff]

I'm Hungry

[BookwormBarry1978]

oy vey, would you like some usury

[SHAIVK3IVI]

No Males @$$ will be safe around "Henry the AnalSlayer" ... Drop your drawers and feel the full might of Henry's Pork Sword..

[Heuristicus]

In my first run, I'm going to try and avoid combat at every opportunity because I want to see how far I get into this game without violence. I want to play Henry as a pacifist. So I'll be concentrating all of my time on raising his speech and every attribute that can compliment that. Also high charisma. If my speechcraft doesn't get away with it, maybe I'll try bribing. Like I said, my first run will be a pacifist and anything to avoid violence.

My second run will be very bloodthirsty and a third run might be something of a thief or brigand.

[OSHZAK]

Originally posted by Heuristicus:

In my first run, I'm going to try and avoid combat at every opportunity because I want to see how far I get into this game without violence. I want to play Henry as a pacifist. So I'll be concentrating all of my time on raising his speech and every attribute that can compliment that. Also high charisma. If my speechcraft doesn't get away with it, maybe I'll try bribing. Like I said, my first run will be a pacifist and anything to avoid violence.

My second run will be very bloodthirsty and a third run might be something of a thief or brigand.

I'm going to have to go full plate with sword and shield my first run. Then I will probably do assassin/thief my second run.

[Bokkop]

I'm gonna spend my first playthrough getting Henry's back broken and run through by musa's BBC because that is my optional choice in this roleplaying game

[OSHZAK]

Originally posted by Bokkop:

I'm gonna spend my first playthrough getting Henry's back broken and run through by musa's BBC because that is my optional choice in this roleplaying game

We want what you would do in the game. Not irl silly!

[Bokkop]

Originally posted by OSHZAK:

Originally posted by Bokkop:

I'm gonna spend my first playthrough getting Henry's back broken and run through by musa's BBC because that is my optional choice in this roleplaying game

We want what you would do in the game. Not irl silly!

1. Zero Tolerance for Discrimination
Discrimination in any form is strictly forbidden. This includes:
...
1.3 Homophobia and Transphobia: Hatred or prejudice directed at LGBTQ+ individuals.

Yeah you're done pal

[SHAIVK3IVI]

Originally posted by Bokkop:

I'm gonna spend my first playthrough getting Henry's back broken and run through by musa's BBC because that is my optional choice in this roleplaying game

Slay Queen

[OSHZAK]

Originally posted by Bokkop:

Originally posted by OSHZAK:

We want what you would do in the game. Not irl silly!

1. Zero Tolerance for Discrimination
Discrimination in any form is strictly forbidden. This includes:
...
1.3 Homophobia and Transphobia: Hatred or prejudice directed at LGBTQ+ individuals.

Yeah you're done pal

Coping

[Fluxuous]

Originally posted by Bokkop:

Originally posted by OSHZAK:

We want what you would do in the game. Not irl silly!

1. Zero Tolerance for Discrimination
Discrimination in any form is strictly forbidden. This includes:
...
1.3 Homophobia and Transphobia: Hatred or prejudice directed at LGBTQ+ individuals.

Yeah you're done pal

What was discriminatory about what he said? We all know and respect your decision to come out of the closet, don't worry, your fee copy of the agenda is already on its way.

[Chabad Lubavitch]

Another death cult follower. The original progressives were the first Christians to arrive on European shores and started spreading it's influence by the sword and outlawing any cultural practices and what way of life we had because we were all evil idol worshippers.

It is a death cult from a foreign land and is the most anti-white you can get because your race and your people don't matter right? It is a slave minded ideology and very masochistic. Be a good noahide, we are not the real chosen ones, we are celts/saxxons and nords, we are European not christian.