Paradiso and bikinis

[medledan16]

Okay, just noticed something. There is ONE bikini in this game. ONE. 10% of the female NPCs on Paradiso are allowed to wear a bikini. Why did Todd create the most grandma ass looking bikini too.

[i5-11400]

In America things are not allowed to be too sexy.

[wtiger27]

Go play BG3 if you want a lot of skin showing. Great game by the way.

[Prowl]

Originally posted by medledan16:

Okay, just noticed something. There is ONE bikini in this game. ONE. 10% of the female NPCs on Paradiso are allowed to wear a bikini. Why did Todd create the most grandma ass looking bikini too.

Because Todd saw Skyrim's beefy armours get butchered into bikini mods. A year from now bikini style armours and, yes even space suits will outnumber all other armours by a mile.

[Gonzo850]

Can't add anything too sexy or groomer conspiracists will have a melt down.

[Starbug]

The complaints about Starfield are getting worse by the day.

[Kussin]

Originally posted by Starbug:

The complaints about Starfield are getting worse by the day.

I rate the game 1/10 - No variety of sexy bikinis.
-some educated gamer 2023

[Cutlass Jack]

You act like the devs don't know about modders.

[Arconedas]

Originally posted by Gonzo850:

Can't add anything too sexy or groomer conspiracists will have a melt down.

It would change from starfailed to pizzafield in a heartbeat.

[medledan16]

Originally posted by wtiger27:

Go play BG3 if you want a lot of skin showing. Great game by the way.

Thats next on my list actually.

[ShootUInTheKnee]

Originally posted by medledan16:

Okay, just noticed something. There is ONE bikini in this game. ONE. 10% of the female NPCs on Paradiso are allowed to wear a bikini. Why did Todd create the most grandma ass looking bikini too.

To keep the game a certain age rating

[Jack Burton]

Because game companies have been dining out on the efforts of modders since the early nineties.

Especially Bethesda

[Close One!]

Just remember what old Jack Burton always says



Yes sir your cheques in the mail

[Bone23]

Originally posted by medledan16:

Okay, just noticed something. There is ONE bikini in this game. ONE. 10% of the female NPCs on Paradiso are allowed to wear a bikini. Why did Todd create the most grandma ass looking bikini too.

They were probably worried the 'christians' would have a fit. Can't allow temptation.

[Zerberr]

Go to Nexus, download VBB first and VBB Swimsuit Skimpifier next.

[Goof]

this thread is wild. Are people seriously pounding off to video games now? why the ♥♥♥♥ does any of this matter