Update on the Asmongold Situation

[Tallywhacker]

*********** ! UPDATE ! *********** ! UPDATE ! *********** ! UPDATE ! ***********

He is currently enjoying Cyberpunk and a lukewarm Dr Pepper in his trash filled attic but may return to Starfield soon for more pounding so be ready at any moment to receive it

[utahcowboy]

You know, for a while I was really annoyed by all these Asmongold threads. I don't follow his career, I don't watch his content and could care less about his opinion on gaming or anything else. But now, I look forward to them because of how over the top they are. Like it or not, it seems that Asmongold has become a meme here in the Starfield community. So, as this new thread unfolds, I will sit back and read it while eating a bowl of popcorn.

[Gul Bjorn]

thanks for showing me you need to be blocked.

[Caolán_The_Wolf]

all hail assmongold

[Ilja]

Meanwhile in the world, where experience of system and genre actually manners, everyone were more interested of what Gopher felt about the game.

What AG thinks about Starfield is about important than what Princess Victoria thinks. Interesting, sure, but not enough merits to give any actual sensible analysis, outside of personal opinion.

Actually, I might be far more interested to know what Viccan thinks about the game.

[dave46563]

Originally posted by utahcowboy:

You know, for a while I was really annoyed by all these Asmongold threads. I don't follow his career, I don't watch his content and could care less about his opinion on gaming or anything else. But now, I look forward to them because of how over the top they are. Like it or not, it seems that Asmongold has become a meme here in the Starfield community. So, as this new thread unfolds, I will sit back and read it while eating a bowl of popcorn.

Yep, these threads praising the holy reject Pokemon are comedy gold.

[Ffabbia]

Perhaps you could provide regular, daily updates about The Youtube Hobo's activities?

What did Asmongl0d have for breakfast?
What manner of knot did Asmongl0d use to tie his shoes during his afternoon walk?
Does Asmongl0d prefer his sandwiches cut slantwise or horizontally?
Does Asmongl0d sleep on the left, or right side of the bed?

etc.

I'm sure we'd all appreciate it.

[EricHVela]

OP, just propose to Mongo already. You're obviously in love with Mongo.

[utahcowboy]

Originally posted by Ffabbia:

Perhaps you could provide regular, daily updates about The Youtube Hobo's activities?

What did Asmongl0d have for breakfast?
What manner of knot did Asmongl0d use to tie his shoes during his afternoon walk?
Does Asmongl0d prefer his sandwiches cut slantwise or horizontally?
Does Asmongl0d sleep on the left, or right side of the bed?

etc.

I'm sure we'd all appreciate it.

This 100%. I still have half a bowl of popcorn left and a new bag in the microwave.

[A. Silvermane]

Originally posted by Tallywhacker:

a lukewarm Dr Pepper

Man is clearly a savage. Has he never heard of ice cubes?

[Zmidponk]

I'm always interested in the weird rituals of strange, esoteric religions. What is the cultural significance of the Dr Pepper being lukewarm? Is it representing the Holy Tepidness of the Sacred Opinions of the Mighty Asmongold? Maybe the trash has a similar symbolism? Anyone an expert on obscure cults?

[HeyYou]

Originally posted by Zmidponk:

I'm always interested in the weird rituals of strange, esoteric religions. What is the cultural significance of the Dr Pepper being lukewarm? Is it representing the Holy Tepidness of the Sacred Opinions of the Mighty Asmongold? Maybe the trash has a similar symbolism? Anyone an expert on obscure cults?

I want to know who Luke is, and why is he warm.

[utahcowboy]

Originally posted by Zmidponk:

I'm always interested in the weird rituals of strange, esoteric religions. What is the cultural significance of the Dr Pepper being lukewarm? Is it representing the Holy Tepidness of the Sacred Opinions of the Mighty Asmongold? Maybe the trash has a similar symbolism? Anyone an expert on obscure cults?

This earned a giant hand full of popcorn shoved into my mouth.

[Tallywhacker]

I really think we're starting to reach starsister hearts and minds here. I truly do. You are asking questions that show an awareness of the unknown an I'm very proud of you

But in truth sisters, there is no way to Asmongold. Asmongold is the way.

[Groogo]

Asmongold could put the stiffy into The Acolyte!

[4kBuddz]

Still don't know who this whack job is.
Still don't care.