The Real Problem with Starfield is the Lack of Sexy Attire

[yuzhonglu]

You're in space. If you're running around in lingerie, it's even more immersion breaking than doing it on a cold mountain.

Still...

[fauxpas]

I always understood that the actual problem in space is waste heat so running around in your underwear would be immersive, at least on your ship.

[Cutlass Jack]

What can be more sexy than rainbow spandex sperm outfits? Or sexy flannel nightwear onesies?

[Prowl]

Only a matter of time before we get the hazmat mankini mod.

[Sammy M.F Bananas]

Go to paradiso. Check the huts. They have a basic bikini.

[Deadoon]

Originally posted by fauxpas:

I always understood that the actual problem in space is waste heat so running around in your underwear would be immersive, at least on your ship.

Pretty much, if you don't have a way to get rid of heat in some way on a space ship, it turns into an oven.

Battletech is kind of funny in that regard, because even in atmosphere, it isn't unusual for mechwarriors to be sitting in the cockpit either shirtless or just in their underwear due to the heat of the cockpit.

[Cooperal]

It is a strange thing to forget. They also forgot dogs. And radio stations. And space dragons. I disagree with Constellations aspirations completely. Clearly everything worth finding has already been found.

[MrCBlower]

That's always been the big problem for me with Bethesda games, not enough tits.

Who cares about bugs, bad performance, boring fetch quests, loading screens, ♥♥♥♥♥ graphics and all the rest, if they had hot girls with their tits out all their games would be utterly perfect.

[yuzhonglu]

Exactly. THAT'S WHY WE NEED MORE MODS. Bethesda knows the secret to their success is that their games are actually porn games. That's why they haven't changed their formula since Skyrim. Make a mediocre game, but also make it EXTREMELY moddable, and let the modders turn it into a porn game.

Profit.

[yuzhonglu]

Originally posted by Sammy M.F Bananas:

Go to paradiso. Check the huts. They have a basic bikini.

Bikinis are bad without CBBE. It's like putting the basic unmodded Skyrim characters in bikinis. You'll wish you didn't.

[ZerooSkilTTV]

the usual bethesda anti sexy slop lol sigh....their games are incredibly good only with mod ngl

[Cutlass Jack]

The necroing is getting old. And smells funny.

[Adam]

This thread was quite old before the recent post, so we're locking it to prevent confusion.