Mickey Caviar - you useless food critic! Sure, you can join my crew!

[Adam Beckett]

... visited the Mass Effect Club. I cannot describe my feelings - there might be children still reading these forums.

I was not ready to get 'hit' by random NPCs, every other minute.

... and then, THEE "Mickey Caviar" speaks TO ME?!

Usually, I would ignore these kind of dubious, deliberately useless, 'bad' characters and move on with my gaming life.

... but, I am older know. I seem to be more open to seek questionable thrills. The kind Marsellus Wallace would run away from, if he wouldn't be strapped to a chair. The kind of thrill that is promised by the 'worst possible NPCs, in game'? These guys/girls/things ... MUST have some hilarious dialog lines? Absurd storyline? Weird interactions with the other crew members? Be FUN to have on your ship?! This is SO not RPG-like 'min-maxing' my stats. Yet, I can hardly resist.

Don't tell me!

I already talked him down to 12.000 credits. Have to commit. What could go wrong, right?