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ShadowLL Sep 2, 2023 @ 9:48am
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MAIN issue of the game. Butts.
Butts?
Butts.
Todd?
Where?
Have you seen suits in your game? Clothes?
Any butts?
No butts.
Butts are illusion to you?
Bottoms are flat. All. Male, female.
No astonoshing hills, only depressing flatness.
Shepard's butt won the galactic war. Obiwan's butt won star war.
Here people's butts won't win even starbucks.
Planets are round, Todd. Spheres. And two spheres you have on your bottom.
Why tf u turned everyone into captain marvel ffs?

I will ask one more time, Todd.
Where
Are
Them
Butts?
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Xarian-Prime Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:14am 
I dunno man...

Sarah's butt's pretty fine..
Don't tell her i said that either..
I was never here.
Grandmother CFO Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:14am 
Originally posted by I'm the walrus:
Originally posted by Grandmother CFO:
What is this post about?
I m serious,can t understand nothing!
ASSS
BUTT CHEECKS
And??
FAIR Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:16am 
MODs will save the game, have patience.
Last edited by FAIR; Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:17am
Dudeus Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:16am 
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Nice. A place to rest in this sea of Tears, forum.
DogsRNice Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:17am 
The lack of massive dump trucks in this game will unite the left and right
ULTRA Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:19am 
One of these decades, Bethesda will model some people that look like people. At least there are sorta fat characters in the game, sorta.
Originally posted by ULTRA:
One of these decades, Bethesda will model some people that look like people. At least there are sorta fat characters in the game, sorta.

Ahh you are forgetting the CORE Tenet of Bethesda... why put something in, when the community CAN.. an WILL do it for you.. All of their games are barebones.. waiting for the day someone adds in the actual CONTENT via mods.. give it a few weeks.. will be fixed!
I'm the walrus Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:29am 
Originally posted by Grandmother CFO:
Originally posted by I'm the walrus:
ASSS
BUTT CHEECKS
And??
seriously?
Grandmother CFO Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:30am 
Originally posted by I'm the walrus:
Originally posted by Grandmother CFO:
And??
seriously?
Yeah seriously.
Killakittie Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:31am 
Tbh the lack of rotundness was one of the first things I noticed when building my character. I even spent about 10 ENTIRE minutes working on growing my characters flat barren ass to no avail...
IndigoFighter Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:34am 
Originally posted by Dudeus:
Nice. A place to rest in this sea of Tears, forum.
:steamthis:This:steamthumbsup: Take my points! :smilekit:
Last edited by IndigoFighter; Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:35am
Voodoojedizin Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:36am 
Hands down and butts up, cyberpunk 2077 has the best butts, and everybody's got one and they are proud to show it.
Reiwan Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:37am 
Yeah, well, he's got a point, doesn't he? With a thousand celestial bodies, you'd think we'd stumble upon a celestial butt or two. It's like a cosmic conundrum - all those planets and stars, but not a booty in sight. Maybe it's time to launch 'Operation Galactic Booty Hunt' on Reddit...
Dailao Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:37am 
Originally posted by Xarian-Prime:
I dunno man...

Sarah's butt's pretty fine..
Don't tell her i said that either..
I was never here.

Nice, another person of culture I see.
Last edited by Dailao; Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:37am
Asexual Cat Sep 2, 2023 @ 10:37am 
Originally posted by Voodoojedizin:
Hands down and butts up, cyberpunk 2077 has the best butts, and everybody's got one and they are proud to show it.
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Date Posted: Sep 2, 2023 @ 9:48am
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