IS THERE ANY SORT OF MEDICATION TO MAKE TIME GO FASTER!?!?!?+

[Majuri]

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[Schlumpsha]

Yes, sleeping pills.

[Majuri]

Originally posted by Schlumpsha:

Yes, sleeping pills.

TY FOR THE FAST RESPONSE

[A. Silvermane]

Does this thread need a disclaimer? I think it does.

THIS THREAD IS SATIRE. DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THE ADVICE GIVEN IN THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY

[Randi Rabbit]

Just get sh*t-faced a few times, week passes quick if you drink 3 times and spend 3 following days in bed until 7pm+, I'm starting tomorrow, gonna be up drinking all night and morning, go bed around 9am, wake up about 7pm on Saturday, then that's 2 days more or less gone, then I'll sleep at about 4am Sunday morning until 2pm, get up and repeat 3 more times, before you know it, 6 days will have passed, Pre-load, then recover for 2 days by drinking water and sleeping constantly and Boom, time for Starfield at 1am Friday Morning.

[Majuri]

Originally posted by Randi Rabbit:

Just get sh*t-faced a few times, week passes quick if you drink 3 times and spend 3 following days in bed until 7pm+, I'm starting tomorrow, gonna be up drinking all night and morning, go bed around 9am, wake up about 7pm on Saturday, then that's 2 days more or less gone, then I'll sleep at about 4am Sunday morning until 2pm, get up and repeat 3 more times, before you know it, 6 days will have passed, Pre-load, then recover for 2 days by drinking water and sleeping constantly and Boom, time for Starfield at 1am Friday Morning.

this has to be one of the most.......... GREATEST IDEA I HAVE EVER SEEN TY SO MUCH I WILL START NOW

[Fraktal]

Michael Jackson's doctor might have some advice.

[Hooligan]

Try smoking Meth

[Ed209]

Take a couple of spins around Earth at relativistic speed ?

[Majuri]

its always nice to know that the community is always willing to help a friend in need

[steven1mac]

Chloroform

[Black Album]

Your basic Time Machine should be able to do this … you don’t need one of those new fandangled time machines … no, just an ordinary one should do ..

[-=MRC=-M3RC3N4R10]

Take some AURORA and everything will go away!...

[Zunnoab #931]

Remember life is finite. It's a tired preachy thing I repeat in topics like these but it's true. Cherish every second. Time will pass.

[Tolfdir]

Joke besides, moments like this are a good opportunity to do all chores and tasks that you have been postponing. To fee more time for later.

[Fading_Drifter]

Originally posted by bfij901e9bunu8n2n4:

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technically yes but it is not recommended and is illegal in most places as you have to put yourself in to a medically induced coma for it to work and may never wake up. though it is possible you should never try it.