🛢️ OLD FARTS UNIVERSAL CAFE 🛢️

[Black Album]

Welcome one and all … to ... OFUC

Customer: Excuse me … but I can’t find any milk for my coffee
Barista: In space no one can … here .. use cream

A simple cafe for people to chat and be frivolous before, during and after the launch of the highly anticipated Starfield game.
This place is just a temporary hideaway if the rows and arguments of the main forum are getting you down and you need somewhere to “chill” for a short time. Please don’t try to continue any arguments from other threads here … it’s not that kind of place.

No … here should be somewhere to relax … tell a few funny stories, make up outlandish adventures of your planned gameplay, meet some new friends whom you may want to chat with at a much later date … or totally ignore when you head off solo into outer space.

There will be no daily mod reviews, no morning greetings from a genial host … no ladies in inappropriate garments serving you drinks … (in fact … it’s pretty much self-service although there is a night shift robot who hoses down any ooze emitting from the Slug-Creatures).
There won't be a theme or any kind of lead character playing the host and we won’t be adhering strictly to the “lore” because, tbh, my attention to the finite details of mythology has always been a bit of an “Achilles Elbow” for me.

Once the main airlock doors are opened and the game is released then I imagine that this place will implode and will be stored, in a jar, on a back room shelf where no one will ever see it again.
But until then … chat away (or don’t ) … I’ll be hiding in a barrel somewhere, probably fast asleep.

OFUC is open for business … everyone is welcome …
(Apart from dragons … they make far too much mess with all of that flapping and fire breathing)

Disclaimer:
The management take no responsibility for any incidents involving “the bucket”.
Go near it at your own risk.

A fully ripped-off franchise of Ilja's Forum Works Ltd. (all rights reserved)

[Vlad 254]

*MOD UPDATES

before I even had a chance to test it out the new search mod updated. (I do like how LarannKiar includes "- SFSE" in the name of his mods that require the script extender)

*Starware Search Engine - SFSE
https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/13643
Version 2.0
-Many improvements to the search engine for more accurate results.
-The search engine now recognizes certain keywords like "outpost" or "decor" to priorize outposts in the Search Results list and the mistyped words "varun" and "varuun" instead of "va'ruun" for convenience.
-Starware search engine performs a much deeper scan.
-Implements support to "exclude results". Text written after "--" are not listed (e.g. "beta --ternion" would return locations, planets, systems that have "beta" but don't have "ternion" in their names).
-Fixes a bug that could cause the Search Results window to be opened when renaming an outpost in the vanilla text input menu.

I might have to give this a try

*Betamax's Starborn Stuff
https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/13424
Version 1.12
-Removed destruction data from builders.
-Removed non functional star station tag from the ship builder.

[Vlad 254]

MOD UPDATE

SnuSnuField
https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/13329

Added a new set of files called:
"HowToMakeSnuSnuAnimations" complete with male and female .blend files

And I missed the last SnuSnu update from 4/7 which seems to be all about, umm, death.
(accidentally on purpose maybe)

Version 3.6.0
Death by Snu-Snu (attack the hostile partner while engaged in Snu-Snu)
Hostile and dead actors skip hugging / kissing animations
Characters do not put on their clothes for kissing after Snu-Snu action any more
Dead actors remain dead after Snu-Snu
Dead actors and those killed by Snu-Snu always keep a 'closed eyes' facilal expression

[Avrie]

LMAO... Death by Snu Snu. Right out of the cartoon.

[Vlad 254]

Yeah when imitation meets life (ok not life really lol) but speaking of loose references I want a "Cats Life for Good Guys" mod. Not the patch for those 2 mods and Taking Care of Business in Skyrim but a Thieves Guild mod starring Inigo.

[HeyYou]

Vlad 254님이 먼저 게시:

Yeah when imitation meets life (ok not life really lol) but speaking of loose references I want a "Cats Life for Good Guys" mod. Not the patch for those 2 mods and Taking Care of Business in Skyrim but a Thieves Guild mod starring Inigo.

My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. :D

[Morrev]

Avrie님이 먼저 게시:

LMAO... Death by Snu Snu. Right out of the cartoon.

Didn't Austin Powers try that with his Fembots?

[Vlad 254]

of all the crazy things in all the crazy worlds

Ok I went back and watched the video the author put out on this mod (which I should have done to begin with) Here and although it looks like works I'm personally not sure why it was made other than to make something different. Still the ring has forest, hills, water, civilian outposts, fauna, the whole nine yards.

so it's still a new mod that I'm staying away from for now but you will very rarely if ever see me knock a mod author's efforts which I won't do here either. These folks put a lot of time and effort into bringing us these mods.

ArkCentral
https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/13652
"It's an artificial planet, shaped like a ring. What more need be said?"

see mod page for details

[Vlad 254]

Morrev님이 먼저 게시:

Avrie님이 먼저 게시:

LMAO... Death by Snu Snu. Right out of the cartoon.

Didn't Austin Powers try that with his Fembots? :cozycastondeath:

https://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4

[Liquid Inc]

F**k. I think one of new 990 pro's just bit the dust.... after 4 months

Cyberpunk CTD'd, and after that i haven't been able to access it. Had a few crashes lately, but i've assumed that was always due to the mods i've been playing around with. I wonder if it was the drive all along...?

Samsung Magician doesn't know it's there, it's completely gone from that... Device Manager says it's "working" and i can "see" the drive in windows explorer, along with the files on it, but i can't click any of them. Just comes back as inaccessible. (i assume these files are cached shortcuts, and the drive isn't actually there.)

Im going to have to turn off, disassemble my PC, remove all the graphics card and it's mountings, along with the heatsinks, just to get at the drive that's failed

Might use my M.2 dock to see if it comes back online instead of putting it back in under everything... But then i'd have to do the same thing twice if it does work..........

Ugh. why is it always the one that's the hardest to get at...??

[Black Album]

Before you do all of that ..... have you tried giving it a bit of a funny look?
(Although I'm sensing this is serious so you may be entitled to mutter a swearword under your breath too ...)

[Vlad 254]

Liquid Inc님이 먼저 게시:

F**k. I think one of new 990 pro's just bit the dust.... after 4 months

Cyberpunk CTD'd, and after that i haven't been able to access it. Had a few crashes lately, but i've assumed that was always due to the mods i've been playing around with. I wonder if it was the drive all along...?

Samsung Magician doesn't know it's there, it's completely gone from that... Device Manager says it's "working" and i can "see" the drive in windows explorer, along with the files on it, but i can't click any of them. Just comes back as inaccessible. (i assume these files are cached shortcuts, and the drive isn't actually there.)

Im going to have to turn off, disassemble my PC, remove all the graphics card and it's mountings, along with the heatsinks, just to get at the drive that's failed

Might use my M.2 dock to see if it comes back online instead of putting it back in under everything... But then i'd have to do the same thing twice if it does work..........

Ugh. why is it always the one that's the hardest to get at...??

This happened playing CP2077? CTD then this?

[Liquid Inc]

Vlad 254님이 먼저 게시:

This happened playing CP2077? CTD then this?

Yup. It has been crashing quite a bit today, but i attributed that to the mods, not the drive....

Just did a gig on my Nomad, and bam. Desktop.

Re-seating it HAS brought the drive back online, but, copied everything off it to be sure... freak issue, or something else...? hmm.....

[Liquid Inc]

Black Album님이 먼저 게시:

Before you do all of that ..... have you tried giving it a bit of a funny look?
(Although I'm sensing this is serious so you may be entitled to mutter a swearword under your breath too ...)

i tried shouting at it, but that didn't seem to work??

[oak]

Liquid Inc님이 먼저 게시:

Vlad 254님이 먼저 게시:

This happened playing CP2077? CTD then this?

Yup. It has been crashing quite a bit today, but i attributed that to the mods, not the drive....

Just did a gig on my Nomad, and bam. Desktop.

Re-seating it HAS brought the drive back online, but, copied everything off it to be sure... freak issue, or something else...? hmm.....

Hopefully magician can pick it up and run diagnostics.

I love the performance of the m2's, but damn I miss having drive trays to easily slot disks in and out of. The whole motherboard layout needs a do-over for connectivity these days IMO; drives mounted under devices is silly, GPUs having ever growing number of power cables positioned the way they are ... or am I just getting cranky about PC building the older I get. As weird as the idea is, part of me thinks side or even back mounting things starts to make more sense.

[HeyYou]

Liquid Inc님이 먼저 게시:

Black Album님이 먼저 게시:

Before you do all of that ..... have you tried giving it a bit of a funny look?
(Although I'm sensing this is serious so you may be entitled to mutter a swearword under your breath too ...)

i tried shouting at it, but that didn't seem to work??

You have to shout LOUDER. :D

What does Magician have to say about the drive?

We had a machine at work, with the same drive. It would crash on a whim, didn't matter what you were doing. We tried a different drive, machine was absolutely stable, could do what you wanted, and it would run fine. Magician said the drive was perfect. 99% life left..... I beg to differ..... Even reinstalling windows on the old drive, it was still unstable as a dead tree.