You cant use WASD to move on keyboard, 80% of the game is locked behind a dozen dlcs, and signing into a microsoft account to play way too difficult and completely unnecessary.

super good game, cool story, started getting updates again, and a sequel even launched! it has really fun mechanics as well, if you like dungeon crawlers and minecraft, this is probably for you! at the time i bought this, i got the ultimate edition 50% off, so you should probably get that if your considering buying this game.

Here is what microslop will never understand

They expect people to buy the game at full price,
Pay extra just to play the game with an extra piece of software that should be optional (Controller or console),
Have an account exclusively with them directly (screws with steam achievements and who knows how much spyware they have sitting about),
Aswell as a subscription to play multiplayer (Inwhich for pc its free and doesn't quite matter for steam).

And they will not compensate nor expect finished games from the developers because a price tag is more important than a players will to play the game or the standards of games in general.


Problem A: The interaction bind, movement bind, and melee attack bind, are all on the exact same key.
But with a controller (An extra amount of $$$) suddenly the problem is solved by simply moving the attack bind onto a trigger button

Problem B: WASD controls, Its the damn pc version and would have been as simple as the thumbstick does, but they just didn't. Neither mojang nor microslop saw this as an error or problem to solve.

Problem C: The Microslop account, Not so bad for me since I started with xbox, But by god, why isn't there an option for people who want NOTHING to do with microslop letalone it invading and corrupting other accounts on other platforms by forcefully overriding achievements, but at the same time not even giving you the save files from the same damn game


Long story short- Microslop is a parasite that needs to die or start acting like an actual grown up to enforce decency and everything attached to them is either withering or already so, and mojang and the other game companies under them just need to deal with the facts.

(I bought it on discount with all dlc 30$, ONLY because I have already played a bit on xbox and already have a microslop account if it were not for that, I would refund it right now)