Look, its a porn game, I get it; But the writing in this game made me roll my eyes so often that I feel like I finally understand what it is like to be Stevie Wonder.

- The protagonist is clearly a self insert for the author, has an extremely overbearing and distracting foot fetish, and constantly uses "Meta" humor to make excuses for its lazy and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ writing
- The character models are generic and lack all variety. Every female body looks like "all the sliders set to max" if you know what I mean.
- The animations are extremely brief.
- I am pretty sure the writer has never had sex with or touched a woman in his life, because every single description of a woman sounds like that "When you touch a breast, and it feels like a bag of sand" line in the 40 Year old virgin.

I want more of this game