How did I end up being a victim of terrorism in a fu#!ng Palworld ?

[Maestro]

Here I am 10 hours in builded my huge base running an Empire of 15 Pals holding on Raids pretty easy, took some time to decorate it make it look perfect....all of a sudden another raid starts and two little robot chickens from distance running at me, wobbling.

Here I am laughing, raid of 15 human raiders geared with guns couldn't handle me what the hell are 2 little wobbling robot chickens gonna do, silly little game.

All of a sudden they avoided all my Pals, and run straight for my huge WOOD base. Stopped, yelled BAWK, BAWK, BAWAKBAR !! BEEPING AND SH#T !! BOOOM !!

THEY FU#!NG EXPLODED !!!

My WOOD FU#!NG base started burning. All I could do is stand there and watch my entire FU#!NG 10 HOURS OF WORK...GONE...IN 25 SECONDS....everything colapsed...All Pals burned to death trying to put out fire while being on FIRE THEMSELF

And here I am standing....watching....10 hours man....10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours

FU#!NG CHICKENS MAN, ENTIRE NATION BURNED TO THE GROUND BY 2 LITTLE ASS CHICKENS !

[Deimos kai Aischylos]

Now I wish I had the money for this right now. All of that sounded amazing. As a RimWorld player, I had flashbacks to how my first base ended. Sorry for your loss...heh.

[Patzerli]

My friend build our Base while I gathered the ressources and an hour ago he proudly showed me his work, then he went offline. 10 Minutes ago a raid happened, then it began to burn and I watched it all going down. I stood in the middle, watching our penguins running wild, trying to extinguish the fire on the wood and pals alike to no avail. Some of our Pals got hit while sleeping, may God have mercy on them. I hear the screaming of the burning Pals even now. It was horrifying. All I could do was watching the chaos slowly end, only some of the stockades standing, still burning, telling what happened and how fast hours of work and lifes can end.

One minute ago I had to tell it to my friend via whatsapp before he logs in standing before the ruins of his hard work. I just hope i could save everything to rebuild it, but now with stone, better then before so it will stand the test of time!

[Crystal]

Terrorist chickens


God i love this game.

[GlompFox]

Time to invest in stone structures. I can't help but think it will be much less flammable than the dried out, seasoned, kerosene soaked wood structures are.

( My wood base also got burned to the ground... )

[DarkFenix]

Boy am I glad I went out to intercept those chickens when I saw them coming, I just had kinda a feeling they were bad news.

[megallan]

tengo un pollo afuera de mi casa ayuda

[KoV]

take a better spot for your base
some of them are super defendable because of small over river bridges and single path entrances

[Overeagerdragon]

Deimos kai Aischylos a écrit :

Now I wish I had the money for this right now. All of that sounded amazing. As a RimWorld player, I had flashbacks to how my first base ended. Sorry for your loss...heh.

You'll REALLY want it once you hear you can literally build a podium that allows you to work your pets to literal death
That you can get gloves so you can throw your "pikachu" as an electric grenade
That you can get a rocket launcher so you can shoot you penguin companion at enemies
That you get a baseball bat and it does really nice ragdolls if you crit chickens or sheep to death with it
*Already mentioned* - that you have self-exploding turkeys
That you can use the same spheres to capture creatures...on humans and make THEM work themselves to death in your stonequarry
That you can tame dragons... ride them as flying mounts... whilst wielding an AK47... to rain bullet hell on enemies from the skies and make them nice and toasty with the dragon's breath at the same time....

Man I'm having fun with this cutesy looking game as a fellow Rimworld player ;)

[Maestro]

DarkFenix a écrit :

Boy am I glad I went out to intercept those chickens when I saw them coming, I just had kinda a feeling they were bad news.

And I was standing watching and laughing thinking wtf are 2 little chickens gonna do

[Maestro]

Deimos kai Aischylos a écrit :

Now I wish I had the money for this right now. All of that sounded amazing. As a RimWorld player, I had flashbacks to how my first base ended. Sorry for your loss...heh.

Rimworld is my favorite games as well

Then you will want this game for sure. Wait for a good discount and buy it.

[~Lazy_Eggs~]

Ooof ... I had problems with the level 30 air raids ... Came in and aoed killed everyone in my base in less than 5 seconds

[Tefnut]

Vamp a écrit :

Same thing happened to me, the false security until you see the 99999 damage explosion

I think the 99999 is just the self-damage so pals dont survive committing Al Queda on you.

[Naijiro]

This happened to me, I paused the game and went to take a dump and i come back and everything i worked for in shambles, looked like Children of Men in my base, all my Pals incapacitated.

[Spook]

This reminds me of my first days playing Icarus: First Cohort where the devs accidentally toggled the Fire Retardant buildings to be MORE FLAMMABLE and a standard torch was lighting entire bases on fire. I lost five sessions to massive fires before the devs of that game noticed their math error.

Thanks to my husband discovering TNT in minecraft a few years ago, I am in the paranoid habit of building everything as far apart as possible. XD

Irony; I didnt realize we could put furniture in our houses until about two hours ago. I've been building everything outside. We just had a raid of syndicate and explosive birds.

Half my base was dead before I noticed the beds had been destroyed. The raid didnt kill my army, lack of beds did.

[Recon]

I laughed way harder at this than I should have