Cloud probably has a small penis

[sick duck]

Its the only explanation for why he wants a sword that is bigger than he is.

[Gigadesu!]

His penis isn't small he's just dedicated to protecting his virginity.

[Valky]

引用自 sick duck：

Its the only explanation for why he wants a sword that is bigger than he is.

It's like you peeps think people idolize FF7 for Cloud and you couldn't be more wrong.
Cloud's not the game's babyface you idiots, it's the story telling and the dynamic between the group that makes it work.
My favorite characters in that game is Red 13 and Aerith, because of all FF series, FF7 gives the characters a good backstory and something you can connect with.
FF8 was good but it never really bothered to flesh out the main characters, it just kept leeping to past events.
FF9 did it right, from a lore standpoint. That's why it was a good game.
Seriously how stupid can you be? To fans of the game you people are just idiots talking smack about something you know nothing about.

[Scintor]

Masamune is over 2 meters long so by your logic Sephiroths d1ck might as well not exist lol

[Katitoff]

引用自 Scintor：

Masamune is over 2 meters long so by your logic Sephiroths d1ck might as well not exist lol

In case you've missed it, Sephiroth does have some serious mommy issues.

[Van]

引用自 Katitoff：

引用自 Scintor：

Masamune is over 2 meters long so by your logic Sephiroths d1ck might as well not exist lol

In case you've missed it, Sephiroth does have some serious mommy issues.

FF7 Sephy has Mommy issues... FF7R Sephiroth is .....???? I'm sure we'll find out more in the next game as it diverges into the big D word

DESTINY

[critter]

obsessed with a characters penis in a non-sexual game.

sounds like a Freudian slip to me.

[Scintor]

引用自 critter：

obsessed with a characters penis in a non-sexual game.

sounds like a Freudian slip to me.

Have you checked the screenshots/artwork page for this game? Everybody is so horny it's insane lol.

[Aldon]

引用自 critter：

obsessed with a characters penis in a non-sexual game.

sounds like a Freudian slip to me.

Non-sexual game? Is there oxygen on your planet? The game is full of unfulfilled sexual desire. You can't walk 5 meters with your main character without some girly hopping around the corner and trying to flirt with Cloud. The game is so uptight, all PCs extremely naïve and insecure, and Cloud simply too stupid to recognize it or the developers were all never 18 years old themselves. Bravely like a pooch, he follows them without contradictions and with the emphatia of a stone. I don't even want to talk about the image of women that is transposed, only when Aeris wears Madame M's dress does something stir in relation to her. Inner values don't seem to mean anything to him and although they show what they can do in battles, he always treats them after the fight as if they were made of porcelain and had to be protected. All the villains who are mini-bosses are a James Dean blend, extremely vain and always survive the fight. In short, the whole game is a bad teen love story with combat interludes and stringing together the topos "Save the damsel in distress" stories. Only the main story is fantastic and the fights are fun. So yes: the game is extremely sexual!

[Nostrodamaz]

引用自 Aldon：

引用自 critter：

obsessed with a characters penis in a non-sexual game.

sounds like a Freudian slip to me.

Non-sexual game? Is there oxygen on your planet? The game is full of unfulfilled sexual desire. You can't walk 5 meters with your main character without some girly hopping around the corner and trying to flirt with Cloud. The game is so uptight, all PCs extremely naïve and insecure, and Cloud simply too stupid to recognize it or the developers were all never 18 years old themselves. Bravely like a pooch, he follows them without contradictions and with the emphatia of a stone. I don't even want to talk about the image of women that is transposed, only when Aeris wears Madame M's dress does something stir in relation to her. Inner values don't seem to mean anything to him and although they show what they can do in battles, he always treats them after the fight as if they were made of porcelain and had to be protected. All the villains who are mini-bosses are a James Dean blend, extremely vain and always survive the fight. In short, the whole game is a bad teen love story with combat interludes and stringing together the topos "Save the damsel in distress" stories. Only the main story is fantastic and the fights are fun. So yes: the game is extremely sexual!

This post above sums up what isn't/wasn't understood about how Japanese culture at the time the game was made expressed itself in relation to how it interpreted its' traditions or cultural norms could/would be perceived/best accepted by western society.

[Tr0w]

引用自 Aldon：

引用自 critter：

obsessed with a characters penis in a non-sexual game.

sounds like a Freudian slip to me.

Non-sexual game? Is there oxygen on your planet? The game is full of unfulfilled sexual desire. You can't walk 5 meters with your main character without some girly hopping around the corner and trying to flirt with Cloud. The game is so uptight, all PCs extremely naïve and insecure, and Cloud simply too stupid to recognize it or the developers were all never 18 years old themselves. Bravely like a pooch, he follows them without contradictions and with the emphatia of a stone. I don't even want to talk about the image of women that is transposed, only when Aeris wears Madame M's dress does something stir in relation to her. Inner values don't seem to mean anything to him and although they show what they can do in battles, he always treats them after the fight as if they were made of porcelain and had to be protected. All the villains who are mini-bosses are a James Dean blend, extremely vain and always survive the fight. In short, the whole game is a bad teen love story with combat interludes and stringing together the topos "Save the damsel in distress" stories. Only the main story is fantastic and the fights are fun. So yes: the game is extremely sexual!

Damsel in distress stuff is actually fresh at this point where in most modern games every single female character and npc are the strong independent beat everyone in a fight while at the same time have a top academic mind type. In modern games male characters and npcs are the only one's with any variance.

[Aldon]

引用自 Nostrodamaz：

This post above sums up what isn't/wasn't understood about how Japanese culture at the time the game was made expressed itself in relation to how it interpreted its' traditions or cultural norms could/would be perceived/best accepted by western society.

It's not my first JRPG and I never said that I don't know where all this come from. Just pointed out, that it is indeed sexual completely independent of one's own background or origin. Whether you like it or know the historical-cultural reference is a completely different matter.

[sick duck]

引用自 Tr0w：

引用自 Aldon：

Non-sexual game? Is there oxygen on your planet? The game is full of unfulfilled sexual desire. You can't walk 5 meters with your main character without some girly hopping around the corner and trying to flirt with Cloud. The game is so uptight, all PCs extremely naïve and insecure, and Cloud simply too stupid to recognize it or the developers were all never 18 years old themselves. Bravely like a pooch, he follows them without contradictions and with the emphatia of a stone. I don't even want to talk about the image of women that is transposed, only when Aeris wears Madame M's dress does something stir in relation to her. Inner values don't seem to mean anything to him and although they show what they can do in battles, he always treats them after the fight as if they were made of porcelain and had to be protected. All the villains who are mini-bosses are a James Dean blend, extremely vain and always survive the fight. In short, the whole game is a bad teen love story with combat interludes and stringing together the topos "Save the damsel in distress" stories. Only the main story is fantastic and the fights are fun. So yes: the game is extremely sexual!

Damsel in distress stuff is actually fresh at this point where in most modern games every single female character and npc are the strong independent beat everyone in a fight while at the same time have a top academic mind type. In modern games male characters and npcs are the only one's with any variance.

Yes.

In a weird way, this is probably as damaging to women in society as much as anything else has been. What happens to the women who aren't high performers and who can't take the pressure to succeed?

[Nostrodamaz]

引用自 sick duck：

引用自 Tr0w：

Damsel in distress stuff is actually fresh at this point where in most modern games every single female character and npc are the strong independent beat everyone in a fight while at the same time have a top academic mind type. In modern games male characters and npcs are the only one's with any variance.

Yes.

In a weird way, this is probably as damaging to women in society as much as anything else has been. What happens to the women who aren't high performers and who can't take the pressure to succeed?

Not the same for men?