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you don't have a preorder to cancel
Too lazy. No jester for you
https://www.sirlin.net/ptw-book/introducingthe-scrub
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I've been here since Alpha 3.
All the new scrubs should be free.
But Modern controls steal
the wins this game owes to me.
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time
To days of one control scheme
To filter out all the bads, baby.
Modern makes me feel less smart.
Modern makes me feel less smart.
Classic is a work of art.
Modern makes me feel less smart.
No fair to win when you start.
My rank will surely flop
Thanks to Modern upstarts.
Modern makes me feel less smart
Patch it out of ranked today
Or you'll see no more of me.
Better not be in EVO too
Or reddit will know my fury.
Sometimes I could turn back time
To inputs found in magazines
The only secrets that I had, baby.
Modern makes me feel less smart.
Modern makes me feel less smart.
Why change a work of art?
Modern makes me feel less smart.
Should not be enough to outsmart
My preorder I'll drop.
Time for KI restart.
Modern makes me feel less smart.
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im simply trying to mimic the absurd trolling ive seen on this forum