Cat Food?

[indigo]

I wonder what kind of cat companion we'll get, and can we name our cat Hobbs?
Which do you think will actually be smarter - Kalvin or Hobbs?

[IncognitusAU]

i dont think theres a cat in the game, the cat food is just to eat.

[Nerevar]

the better question is why does catfood restore nearly all food meter while a full meal pack does not.....

[derHodrig]

sadly its not the 200g dog food with 400g protein.

[Cougarific]

the animation of it plopping out of the can is A+

Цитата допису indigo:

Hobbs?

*Hobbes

[derHodrig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg5WKsVnEA4

[LiL blade]

Цитата допису Nerevar:

the better question is why does catfood restore nearly all food meter while a full meal pack does not.....

is probably the devs sense of humor?

[Catfish_Hunter1972]

Цитата допису Cougarific:

the animation of it plopping out of the can is A+

Цитата допису indigo:

Hobbs?

*Hobbes

*Calvin
*Kelvin

[indigo]

hu·mor
/ˈ(h)yo͞omər/
noun
1. the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.

lit·er·al
/ˈlidərəl,ˈlitrəl/
adjective
1. taking words in their usual or most basic sense without metaphor or allegory.

Seriously, with all the other crazy requests people throw out here every day, can't we at least laugh at one that is intentionally absurd? Can we not wrap ourselves in the poncho of good humor against the storms of negativity we weather?

Laugh and Live

~I

[indigo]

Цитата допису Nerevar:

the better question is why does catfood restore nearly all food meter while a full meal pack does not.....

I take it you've never actually eaten an MRE?

They're called Meals Regurgitated Easily or Meals Rejected by Everyone for a reason.

Tell, you what, let's crack one open right now. I have a few, I can spare one. Oh, breakfast MRE. We've got a little tiny bottle of tabasco sauce, a dried yellow sponge, no, wait, that's the scrambled eggs. Weighs about as much as a similar sized block of styrofoam, tastes slightly worse. We'll add the tabaco sauce so it at least tastes like something. Wait, where.. where the [deleted] tabasco sauce go? The egg-sponge drank it. Well, we might still get a little taste. Hmm.. a hint of heat, still no actual flavor.

Moving on, we have... well, it's brown, it's flat, it's cracked in three different places. Tastes like.. hmm... kind of like the memory of a dream about the memory of the taste of bacon, but not good bacon, really cheap bacon that really only tastes like pork grease bacon.

This is a lemon pound cake. Ok, this one is actually good and tastes like lemon pound cake. It also does not deplete all the moisture from your mouth with each bite. There's also a little paper salt and pepper combo pack. I'll eat that before the pound cake. I might actually save that for later.

A use-to-be-wet-nap that is now just a barely moist nap, but it will do, and this little baggie to put all the stuff from the MRE baggie into, after putting all that stuff into the MRE baggie, s I can roll up the whole thing, and if I bury it, enemy dogs are even less likely to sniff it up - but that's a different matter entirely.