Thats not a power washer

[RandalMcdaniel]

Developers, have you ever actually used a power washer? Its loud. Its extremely powerful. WTF is this?

[RandalMcdaniel]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von YukoValis:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von RandalMcdaniel:

oh i get it, you guys dont know what a power washer is either

We know what a powerwasher is.
We get the feeling that you don't know what a video game is.
If all video games had to be 100% realistic then it would be boring and annoying.

it called simulator tho. technically it should just be called washer as there is no power

[galacticcorgi]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von RandalMcdaniel:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von YukoValis:

We know what a powerwasher is.
We get the feeling that you don't know what a video game is.
If all video games had to be 100% realistic then it would be boring and annoying.

it called simulator tho. technically it should just be called washer as there is no power

Goat simulator lets you become a demon goat.

[YukoValis]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von RandalMcdaniel:

it called simulator tho. technically it should just be called washer as there is no power

simulation is a imitation of something. It could just be spraying dirt and you are simulating something. Power doesn't have to mean electricity or a motor. It could refer to the force of the spray. You shouldn't be taking things so seriously here.

[RandalMcdaniel]

Who is putting these jester icons next to me name? I have a reputation to uphold

[YukoValis]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von RandalMcdaniel:

Who is putting these jester icons next to me name? I have a reputation to uphold

lol you just got yourself a lot of points, I'd not complain if I were you.

[FishyBeef]

Seems you don't know what a true simulator is. While we're increasing the volume, let's add the machinery and hosing that goes along with this. Let's not stop there. As a human, i find that i need to eat. Also sleep. Okay so for the sake of this simulator being truly perfect, make us drive upwards of an hour to our destination, check out the location, find water to hook our power washer to. Then we can spend actual hours, spraying things down, just to have to leave in a few hours having made next to no progress on the actual job at hand. Oh i forgot, we need a lunch break in there, so we can drive by the local McDonalds, where you probably work (ronald mcdonald, you clown) after which we then take our time getting back to the site to spend the last of our time figuring out what angle we want to take it on, *then* we leave, go home, maybe take a crap/shower (for realism) try to unwind watching tv before going to bed. But then we have to spend actual hours watching our in-game character, who we love dearly, sleep. Then we wake up and maybe get a cup of coffee or tea depending on your preferences before starting our day. Oh don't forget days off. You know while we're at it how about a date with one of our customers?

[Wolfgang]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von FishyBeef:

Seems you don't know what a true simulator is. While we're increasing the volume, let's add the machinery and hosing that goes along with this. Let's not stop there. As a human, i find that i need to eat. Also sleep. Okay so for the sake of this simulator being truly perfect, make us drive upwards of an hour to our destination, check out the location, find water to hook our power washer to. Then we can spend actual hours, spraying things down, just to have to leave in a few hours having made next to no progress on the actual job at hand. Oh i forgot, we need a lunch break in there, so we can drive by the local McDonalds, where you probably work (ronald mcdonald, you clown) after which we then take our time getting back to the site to spend the last of our time figuring out what angle we want to take it on, *then* we leave, go home, maybe take a crap/shower (for realism) try to unwind watching tv before going to bed. But then we have to spend actual hours watching our in-game character, who we love dearly, sleep. Then we wake up and maybe get a cup of coffee or tea depending on your preferences before starting our day. Oh don't forget days off. You know while we're at it how about a date with one of our customers?

Don't forget the paperwork before and after the contract. Just getting random texts is not enough to hire someone for that job. There are legal things to consider and to respect.

[FishyBeef]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Wolfgang:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von FishyBeef:

Seems you don't know what a true simulator is. While we're increasing the volume, let's add the machinery and hosing that goes along with this. Let's not stop there. As a human, i find that i need to eat. Also sleep. Okay so for the sake of this simulator being truly perfect, make us drive upwards of an hour to our destination, check out the location, find water to hook our power washer to. Then we can spend actual hours, spraying things down, just to have to leave in a few hours having made next to no progress on the actual job at hand. Oh i forgot, we need a lunch break in there, so we can drive by the local McDonalds, where you probably work (ronald mcdonald, you clown) after which we then take our time getting back to the site to spend the last of our time figuring out what angle we want to take it on, *then* we leave, go home, maybe take a crap/shower (for realism) try to unwind watching tv before going to bed. But then we have to spend actual hours watching our in-game character, who we love dearly, sleep. Then we wake up and maybe get a cup of coffee or tea depending on your preferences before starting our day. Oh don't forget days off. You know while we're at it how about a date with one of our customers?

Don't forget the paperwork before and after the contract. Just getting random texts is not enough to hire someone for that job. There are legal things to consider and to respect.

You know... you're right. I completely forgot about that bit. Gotta keep this legal.

[RandalMcdaniel]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von FishyBeef:

Seems you don't know what a true simulator is. While we're increasing the volume, let's add the machinery and hosing that goes along with this. Let's not stop there. As a human, i find that i need to eat. Also sleep. Okay so for the sake of this simulator being truly perfect, make us drive upwards of an hour to our destination, check out the location, find water to hook our power washer to. Then we can spend actual hours, spraying things down, just to have to leave in a few hours having made next to no progress on the actual job at hand. Oh i forgot, we need a lunch break in there, so we can drive by the local McDonalds, where you probably work (ronald mcdonald, you clown) after which we then take our time getting back to the site to spend the last of our time figuring out what angle we want to take it on, *then* we leave, go home, maybe take a crap/shower (for realism) try to unwind watching tv before going to bed. But then we have to spend actual hours watching our in-game character, who we love dearly, sleep. Then we wake up and maybe get a cup of coffee or tea depending on your preferences before starting our day. Oh don't forget days off. You know while we're at it how about a date with one of our customers?

you just described the best game ever

[Wolfgang]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von RandalMcdaniel:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von FishyBeef:

Seems you don't know what a true simulator is. While we're increasing the volume, let's add the machinery and hosing that goes along with this. Let's not stop there. As a human, i find that i need to eat. Also sleep. Okay so for the sake of this simulator being truly perfect, make us drive upwards of an hour to our destination, check out the location, find water to hook our power washer to. Then we can spend actual hours, spraying things down, just to have to leave in a few hours having made next to no progress on the actual job at hand. Oh i forgot, we need a lunch break in there, so we can drive by the local McDonalds, where you probably work (ronald mcdonald, you clown) after which we then take our time getting back to the site to spend the last of our time figuring out what angle we want to take it on, *then* we leave, go home, maybe take a crap/shower (for realism) try to unwind watching tv before going to bed. But then we have to spend actual hours watching our in-game character, who we love dearly, sleep. Then we wake up and maybe get a cup of coffee or tea depending on your preferences before starting our day. Oh don't forget days off. You know while we're at it how about a date with one of our customers?

you just described the best game ever

This already exists. It is called "Life". And you are currently playing it.

[Dede]

Imagine not realizing this is a blatant troll.

[YukoValis]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Dede:

Imagine not realizing this is a blatant troll.

Not sure anyone here doesn't realize it. We can have our fun too.

[Amanandhisdog]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Wolfgang:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von FishyBeef:

Seems you don't know what a true simulator is. While we're increasing the volume, let's add the machinery and hosing that goes along with this. Let's not stop there. As a human, i find that i need to eat. Also sleep. Okay so for the sake of this simulator being truly perfect, make us drive upwards of an hour to our destination, check out the location, find water to hook our power washer to. Then we can spend actual hours, spraying things down, just to have to leave in a few hours having made next to no progress on the actual job at hand. Oh i forgot, we need a lunch break in there, so we can drive by the local McDonalds, where you probably work (ronald mcdonald, you clown) after which we then take our time getting back to the site to spend the last of our time figuring out what angle we want to take it on, *then* we leave, go home, maybe take a crap/shower (for realism) try to unwind watching tv before going to bed. But then we have to spend actual hours watching our in-game character, who we love dearly, sleep. Then we wake up and maybe get a cup of coffee or tea depending on your preferences before starting our day. Oh don't forget days off. You know while we're at it how about a date with one of our customers?

Don't forget the paperwork before and after the contract. Just getting random texts is not enough to hire someone for that job. There are legal things to consider and to respect.

INSURANCE is a PITA. coming from a roofer who also power washed roofs ... not joking how annoying the paperwork is especially if you have someone working with you...taxes and payroll deductions...sigh we should all be playing power wash manager not simulator wth....

[Dede]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von YukoValis:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Dede:

Imagine not realizing this is a blatant troll.

Not sure anyone here doesn't realize it. We can have our fun too.

The comments so far say otherwise.

[YukoValis]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Dede:

The comments so far say otherwise.

I think we are reading different comments lol I don't see much anger or upset over the troll post.