Malenia, Blade of Miquella fight is bullcrap

[UnlivingEnd]

I may have over trained for this. I was expecting an earth shattering, nail biting fight that I could barely survive. Instead, I completely bent her over the table twice in under 2 minutes. Boy that fight was overhyped.

[Vheissu]

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

Originally posted by Alby:

you didn't really beat her unless you used no armor, spirit ashes, summons, a controller, a keyboard/mouse, neither arm, blindfolded, upside down, windows XP operating system, hungover, and in the middle of traffic during rush hour.

No summons or ashes while wearing robes lol. Her moveset was surprisingly predictable and easy to punish.

Robes are best, light roll helps a lot against her

[Fineous🔥]

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

Ok i will try to.....Wait? Is that a Still Wakes the Deep negative review?...Oh my god....

Im out of here, congratulations again OP being the most Elden RIng player of all the time! Cant wait to read your next thread!

What? that doesn't make sense.

It was sarcasm, OP. I could translate it to your main language but i will do my best to simplify my post in a non snarky way this time...

Ready, buddy?.

T-H-A-N-K-S

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/thanks

F-O-R T-H-E T-R-H-E-A-D

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/thread

F-R-I-E-N-D

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/friend

G-O-O-D-B-Y-E

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/goodbye

Jokes and giggles aside OP used.

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Regalia+of+Eochaid

The small brother of Marais Executioner sword but the ash of war does exactly the same. And of course it gets massively buffed with talismans or anything giving extra attack power for every hit, like the rotten insignia.


https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3309517139

[UnlivingEnd]

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

What? that doesn't make sense.

It was sarcasm, OP. I could translate it to your main language but i will do my best to simplify my post in a non snarky way this time...

Ready, buddy?.

T-H-A-N-K-S

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/thanks

F-O-R T-H-E T-R-H-E-A-D

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/thread

F-R-I-E-N-D

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/friend

G-O-O-D-B-Y-E

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/goodbye

Jokes and giggles aside OP used.

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Regalia+of+Eochaid

The small brother of Marais Executioner sword but the ash of war does exactly the same. And of course it gets massively buffed with talismans or anything giving extra attack power for every hit, like the rotten insignia.


https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3309517139

What I meant was bringing up my review of another game was completely irrelevant to what we were discussing. Even just randomly bringing it up as a joke takes the humor out of it because it had no context or set up of any kind. You tried to make a joke without understanding how to make the joke funny.

[Fineous🔥]

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

It was sarcasm, OP. I could translate it to your main language but i will do my best to simplify my post in a non snarky way this time...

Ready, buddy?.

T-H-A-N-K-S

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/thanks

F-O-R T-H-E T-R-H-E-A-D

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/thread

F-R-I-E-N-D

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/friend

G-O-O-D-B-Y-E

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/goodbye

Jokes and giggles aside OP used.

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Regalia+of+Eochaid

The small brother of Marais Executioner sword but the ash of war does exactly the same. And of course it gets massively buffed with talismans or anything giving extra attack power for every hit, like the rotten insignia.


https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3309517139

What I meant was bringing up my review of another game was completely irrelevant to what we were discussing. Even just randomly bringing it up as a joke takes the humor out of it because it had no context or set up of any kind. You tried to make a joke without understanding how to make the joke funny.

Truth is the joke was wasted because it took you 5 hours to get it.....But thats ok. Also of course the joke was plain harmless,,,,Still Wakes the Deep is a amazing game, pity you disliked it.

As said above, thanks for the WHOLESOME thread and good luck out there! Inside and outside Elden Ring.

[UnlivingEnd]

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

What I meant was bringing up my review of another game was completely irrelevant to what we were discussing. Even just randomly bringing it up as a joke takes the humor out of it because it had no context or set up of any kind. You tried to make a joke without understanding how to make the joke funny.

Truth is the joke was wasted because it took you 5 hours to get it.....But thats ok. Also of course the joke was plain harmless,,,,Still Wakes the Deep is a amazing game, pity you disliked it.

As said above, thanks for the WHOLESOME thread and good luck out there! Inside and outside Elden Ring.

Of course the joke is harmless. Also I'm not likely going to respond to you instantly. I do things other than sit on the computer all day. Plus I'm not exactly waiting with bated breath for your response ya narcissist.

[hello, it's mee]

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

Originally posted by EF_Neo1st:

Out of curiosity, what is your lvl, VIG and build (armor and weapons/incantations/magic)?

Like I said I may have over prepared. 99 vigor. And 99 in both arcane and intelligence. I didn’t feel the need to use spells for this fight. Sanguine noble robes and Regalia of Eochaid +10

LMAO, my character's in NG+3 doesn't even come close to the level your character has IN NG. you genuinely dont need to farm at all in elden ring, how do you find it fun to sit for hours farming runes.

[EF_Neo1st]

Originally posted by hello, its mee:

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

Like I said I may have over prepared. 99 vigor. And 99 in both arcane and intelligence. I didn’t feel the need to use spells for this fight. Sanguine noble robes and Regalia of Eochaid +10

LMAO, my character's in NG+3 doesn't even come close to the level your character has IN NG. you genuinely dont need to farm at all in elden ring, how do you find it fun to sit for hours farming runes.

Well ...
Malenia in just a few tries and then boasting about boss being a push over >> grinding I guess.
At least when I did Malenia on my firat run I was around lvl 120~140 not more than 2x that.
Also for 2100 HP (maybe even more) even with robes he could survive more than me with 30VIG (994 HP) and I also went light weight but with 2 handing Golden Halberd.

[Key]

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

Truth is the joke was wasted because it took you 5 hours to get it.....But thats ok. Also of course the joke was plain harmless,,,,Still Wakes the Deep is a amazing game, pity you disliked it.

As said above, thanks for the WHOLESOME thread and good luck out there! Inside and outside Elden Ring.

Of course the joke is harmless. Also I'm not likely going to respond to you instantly. I do things other than sit on the computer all day. Plus I'm not exactly waiting with bated breath for your response ya narcissist.

Remember folks: You lose an argument the second you insult someone.

[UnlivingEnd]

Originally posted by Key:

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

Of course the joke is harmless. Also I'm not likely going to respond to you instantly. I do things other than sit on the computer all day. Plus I'm not exactly waiting with bated breath for your response ya narcissist.

Remember folks: You lose an argument the second you insult someone.

We were arguing? About what?

[Legiondorf]

Gratz on maining DEX right from the start. Some of us need a weekend of abuse from Melania to head back to the respec baby lady for the right way to play meta.

[Lizard Ears]

Originally posted by EF_Neo1st:

Originally posted by hello, its mee:

LMAO, my character's in NG+3 doesn't even come close to the level your character has IN NG. you genuinely dont need to farm at all in elden ring, how do you find it fun to sit for hours farming runes.

Well ...
Malenia in just a few tries and then boasting about boss being a push over >> grinding I guess.
At least when I did Malenia on my firat run I was around lvl 120~140 not more than 2x that.
Also for 2100 HP (maybe even more) even with robes he could survive more than me with 30VIG (994 HP) and I also went light weight but with 2 handing Golden Halberd.

30 vigor and light load? That seems really fragile, especially when paired with a slow weapon.

[EF_Neo1st]

Originally posted by Lizard Ears:

Originally posted by EF_Neo1st:

Well ...
Malenia in just a few tries and then boasting about boss being a push over >> grinding I guess.
At least when I did Malenia on my firat run I was around lvl 120~140 not more than 2x that.
Also for 2100 HP (maybe even more) even with robes he could survive more than me with 30VIG (994 HP) and I also went light weight but with 2 handing Golden Halberd.

30 vigor and light load? That seems really fragile, especially when paired with a slow weapon.

I need to avoid the heavy hits añd I absolutely did not go for trading hits

[Sgt. Flaw]

It's ridiculous to undermine peoples struggles with Malenia with your build. And a summon? Common OP you deserve the flack

I know it's a meme, but try her level 120 no summons and come back. In fact, use mimic lol and come back and tell us how you did

I was 115 and it was honestly one of the toughest bosses I've ever fought. Even with the DLC

[LittleEtherKitty]

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

Originally posted by LittleEtherKitty:

Agreed. I suck, I've went against her 4 times, and I already got a decent grasp of how to fight her.

The worst part is all of the stuff you have to go through just to get to her hypes her up so much, only for her to be a pushover.

Ja, the halig tree map is pretty difficult, especially that ulcerated tree spirit, but her, pretty easy, for a fromsoft boss.

[EF_Neo1st]

Originally posted by LittleEtherKitty:

Originally posted by UnlivingEnd:

The worst part is all of the stuff you have to go through just to get to her hypes her up so much, only for her to be a pushover.

Ja, the halig tree map is pretty difficult, especially that ulcerated tree spirit, but her, pretty easy, for a fromsoft boss.

Lvl 300+, nothing is meant to be hard at that lvl