ELDEN RING

ELDEN RING

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al3nzy Jun 14, 2024 @ 2:48am
are we going to be maidenless in the DLC as well ?
:steamhappy:
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Dizzy Ladybug Jun 14, 2024 @ 2:52am 
knowing FromSoft we will always be maidenless :er_sad:
Tao314zdin Jun 14, 2024 @ 2:59am 
Wait, From gave you 3 maidens:
-one without a body
-one with a stolen body
-one with a doll body

You can burn one or both of the first two, but the third one is always an option (unless you burn the whole world, then I guess you burn her too).

Conclusion: stop burning maidens and you are fine.

What's more do you want?
al3nzy Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:01am 
Originally posted by dizzy ladybug:
knowing FromSoft we will always be maidenless :er_sad:
can you be my maiden? :steamhappy:
Last edited by al3nzy; Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:07am
al3nzy Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:03am 
Originally posted by Tao314zdin:
Wait, From gave you 3 maidens:
-one without a body
-one with a stolen body
-one with a doll body

You can burn one or both of the first two, but the third one is always an option (unless you burn the whole world, then I guess you burn her too).

Conclusion: stop burning maidens and you are fine.

What's more do you want?
i already have a maiden with one arm and one leg
Tao314zdin Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:06am 
Originally posted by al3nzy:
Originally posted by Tao314zdin:
Wait, From gave you 3 maidens:
-one without a body
-one with a stolen body
-one with a doll body

You can burn one or both of the first two, but the third one is always an option (unless you burn the whole world, then I guess you burn her too).

Conclusion: stop burning maidens and you are fine.

What's more do you want?
i already have a maiden with one arm and one leg
See, you are already at like 70%, now just need to find the other 30.
Morsk Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:09am 
Roderika is a normal woman with a job. She doesn't leave you to light herself on fire. She doesn't sleep with corpses. She doesn't murder people. She doesn't talk like a LARPer.
al3nzy Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:14am 
Originally posted by Morsk:
Roderika is a normal woman with a job. She doesn't leave you to light herself on fire. She doesn't sleep with corpses. She doesn't murder people. She doesn't talk like a LARPer.
i don't like seafood
al3nzy Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:14am 
Originally posted by Tao314zdin:
Originally posted by al3nzy:
i already have a maiden with one arm and one leg
See, you are already at like 70%, now just need to find the other 30.
no need
Tao314zdin Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:19am 
Originally posted by al3nzy:
Originally posted by Tao314zdin:
See, you are already at like 70%, now just need to find the other 30.
no need
;)
Sirius Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:23am 
So basically: OP is maidenless in all practical definitions and just wants to let us know.
al3nzy Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:47am 
Originally posted by Sirius:
So basically: OP is maidenless in all practical definitions and just wants to let us know.
damn right:steamsad:
An Irate Walrus (Banned) Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:52am 
Originally posted by Sirius:
So basically: OP is maidenless in all practical definitions and just wants to let us know.

I mean, you and I are married (to other people; I wasn't saying I want to be with you forever or anything...b...baka!). From a purely technical perspective, we're maidenless too.

...my wife cackled when I pointed this out to her.
Sirius Jun 14, 2024 @ 3:57am 
Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:
Originally posted by Sirius:
So basically: OP is maidenless in all practical definitions and just wants to let us know.

I mean, you and I are married (to other people; I wasn't saying I want to be with you forever or anything...b...baka!). From a purely technical perspective, we're maidenless too.

...my wife cackled when I pointed this out to her.

While true, I feel the need to point out that our wives have been maidens at some point.
Not necessarily when we had anything to do with it or their status change, but still.

At least I'm pretty sure Mo was a maiden once.
I might have to investigate, because now I'm not so certain.

I've known her to make some guys feel like maidens, pretty sure that doesn't count though.

Originally posted by al3nzy:
Originally posted by Sirius:
So basically: OP is maidenless in all practical definitions and just wants to let us know.
damn right
Good gods, he admits it.
An Irate Walrus (Banned) Jun 14, 2024 @ 4:01am 
Originally posted by Sirius:
Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

I mean, you and I are married (to other people; I wasn't saying I want to be with you forever or anything...b...baka!). From a purely technical perspective, we're maidenless too.

...my wife cackled when I pointed this out to her.

While true, I feel the need to point out that our wives have been maidens at some point.
Not necessarily when we had anything to do with it or their status change, but still.

At least I'm pretty sure Mo was a maiden once.
I might have to investigate, because now I'm not so certain.

I've known her to make some guys feel like maidens, pretty sure that doesn't count though.

Originally posted by al3nzy:
damn right
Good gods, he admits it.

Oh, absolutely. I was just taking the Old Ben Kenobi "from a certain point of view" tack because I'm getting ready to go to the gym, and the morning caffeine hasn't fully kicked in yet, so I really had nothing better to contribute.
Zetheros Jun 14, 2024 @ 4:03am 
if you wear fia's dress, you can sort of feel like a maiden which can help you cope with having no maidens
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