Promised Consort Radahn is the worst and most unfair boss in history

[BerK]

Radahn's second phase is an absolute joke. I'm playing a Faith build and my Holy incantations are useless because I'm getting destroyed every second. His jumping, absurd poise, and ridiculous gravity attacks completely prevent me from strategizing. As a Faith player, I have no chance to land quick attacks, Radahn just smashes through everything. This fight is just unfair and unnecessary difficulty! Radahn is an utterly ridiculous boss.For example, Nameless King in Dark Souls 3 and Ebrietas in Bloodborne, despite their difficulty, give you clear openings and strategic options. They don’t just punish you; they teach you to get better. Similarly, Genichiro in Sekiro forces you to be precise, making each move count.

Radahn, however, feels more like a test of patience than skill. Compared to him, other Souls bosses are well-balanced, fair, and rewarding. They challenge your abilities rather than just overwhelm you.
No boss could ever be as unfair as Radahn. The sheer nonsense of his attacks and poise make it feel like a bad joke. I’ve seen it all, but this boss? Absolutely unforgivable.Such a bad boss!

[csand]

Originally posted by Senki:

Originally posted by csand:

Easily the crappiest boss and ending From have ever done. Similar to some other parts of the DLC it was totally phoned in, and completely stupid story point..in fact the whole miquella/radahn/Mohg little triangle is just lame af

The last boss should have been Leda + friends which was a fantastic fight. Then you roll up the stairs, find Miquella weakened at the twin boner towers. Make a choice: become the consort or step on his face, similar to Demon's Souls. No PCR, no silly cutscene of some kid sitting on a chair that basically just repeats what we've been told a few times already anyways.

real

Though if we got that as a final fight Leda should've had a full boss moveset and spawn after you kill her friends

Oh yea. Give her a rockin second phase.

Make all the NPCs on her team join together like Voltron 😂😂

[csand]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Originally posted by csand:

Easily the crappiest boss and ending From have ever done. Similar to some other parts of the DLC it was totally phoned in, and completely stupid story point..in fact the whole miquella/radahn/Mohg little triangle is just lame af

The last boss should have been Leda + friends which was a fantastic fight. Then you roll up the stairs, find Miquella weakened at the twin boner towers. Make a choice: become the consort or step on his face, similar to Demon's Souls. No PCR, no silly cutscene of some kid sitting on a chair that basically just repeats what we've been told a few times already anyways.

Miyazaki, hire this man.

Me: speaking to Miyazaki about my story idea, but my Japanese is terrible and I'm getting words wrong

Miyazaki: A boy raised as girl, who needs the body of a pedophile who's in love with them, so the spirit of Don Quiote can take it over and he can be a god? GENIUS MR CANADIAN

[echo_ML]

Originally posted by csand:

The last boss should have been Leda + friends which was a fantastic fight. Then you roll up the stairs, find Miquella weakened at the twin boner towers. Make a choice: become the consort or step on his face, similar to Demon's Souls. No PCR, no silly cutscene of some kid sitting on a chair that basically just repeats what we've been told a few times already anyways.

To add onto this, if you've met St.Trina, you can summon her to absorb Miquella and become whole again, starting an actual age of compassion.

Edit: you know what, f*ck it. Also add a Messmer ending where you nuke the rest of the hornsent.

[csand]

Originally posted by echo_ML:

Originally posted by csand:

The last boss should have been Leda + friends which was a fantastic fight. Then you roll up the stairs, find Miquella weakened at the twin boner towers. Make a choice: become the consort or step on his face, similar to Demon's Souls. No PCR, no silly cutscene of some kid sitting on a chair that basically just repeats what we've been told a few times already anyways.

To add onto this, if you've met St.Trina, you can summon her to absorb Miquella and become whole again, starting an actual age of compassion.

Edit: you know what, f*ck it. Also add a Messmer ending where you nuke the rest of the hornsent.

All this sounds so much better 😎😎

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by csand:

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Miyazaki, hire this man.

Me: speaking to Miyazaki about my story idea, but my Japanese is terrible and I'm getting words wrong

Miyazaki: A boy raised as girl, who needs the body of a pedophile who's in love with them, so the spirit of Don Quiote can take it over and he can be a god? GENIUS MR CANADIAN

I mean, look at it this way: the likelihood of a sudden, steep tariff laid solely to puff up your chest to the public in that relationship is low, even with the language barrier.

[csand]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Originally posted by csand:

Me: speaking to Miyazaki about my story idea, but my Japanese is terrible and I'm getting words wrong

Miyazaki: A boy raised as girl, who needs the body of a pedophile who's in love with them, so the spirit of Don Quiote can take it over and he can be a god? GENIUS MR CANADIAN

I mean, look at it this way: the likelihood of a sudden, steep tariff laid solely to puff up your chest to the public in that relationship is low, even with the language barrier.

😂😂

Sad times man. We northerners are a tough bunch though 💪🇨🇦

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by csand:

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

I mean, look at it this way: the likelihood of a sudden, steep tariff laid solely to puff up your chest to the public in that relationship is low, even with the language barrier.

😂😂

Sad times man. We northerners are a tough bunch though 💪🇨🇦

Dude. You have my unending support. I still love my own country, but the trio of manbabies running us headlong into a recession over a ♥♥♥♥-swinging contest are a source of deep consternation for a *lot* of us here right now.

Not enough, clearly, but quite a few.

[csand]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Originally posted by csand:

😂😂

Sad times man. We northerners are a tough bunch though 💪🇨🇦

Dude. You have my unending support. I still love my own country, but the trio of manbabies running us headlong into a recession over a ♥♥♥♥-swinging contest are a source of deep consternation for a *lot* of us here right now.

Not enough, clearly, but quite a few.

I feel for you man. It can't be easy watching your country be dismantled. Understand the vast majority of us have no ill will towards the US people, just the 🤡 government 🙏

Sadly, it is the people who suffer on all sides. At least Elon is hemorrhaging money 😂 Some grim satisfaction there