Bears vs Dragons

[bunies]

Seriously how much coke was being done when making the decision to make the rune bears have more HP then dragons, have the samage damage output, and have more and faster attacks which are also spammed more ?

[MrSoul]

A lot apparently

[MrSoul]

Little bit of speed and meth probably too

[gungadin22000]

Bears are hard, but not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in general.

Only thing that IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is their pounce attack, which comes out instantly, has no warning tell as far as I can see and does massive damage. Give us a window to react in, geez.

[socially ept outcel]

Dragons are sooooo overdone, I'm glad there's a new king in town. Imagine if they wrote a lore that centred around bears instead of dragons, how cool would that be? Descending to the bottom of Ash Lake and communing with the Everlasting Bear at the bottom, getting Bear Magic etc. If the Mandela Effect is real I want in to that world

[Lobo]

Statistics show that, throughout history, way more people died from bear attacks than from dragons, so it's safe to assume bears are more dangerous.

[MrSoul]

Originally posted by Lobo:

Statistics show that, throughout history, way more people died from bear attacks than from dragons, so it's safe to assume bears are more dangerous.

Can’t argue with that

[MrSoul]

Originally posted by arekks:

Dragons are sooooo overdone, I'm glad there's a new king in town. Imagine if they wrote a lore that centred around bears instead of dragons, how cool would that be? Descending to the bottom of Ash Lake and communing with the Everlasting Bear at the bottom, getting Bear Magic etc. If the Mandela Effect is real I want in to that world

They did. Called plot of Warhammer 3 Total War lol

[Nihrahk]

Originally posted by arekks:

Dragons are sooooo overdone, I'm glad there's a new king in town. Imagine if they wrote a lore that centred around bears instead of dragons, how cool would that be? Descending to the bottom of Ash Lake and communing with the Everlasting Bear at the bottom, getting Bear Magic etc. If the Mandela Effect is real I want in to that world

Gonna need some crabs and lobsters there somewhere.

[bunies]

Originally posted by Lobo:

Statistics show that, throughout history, way more people died from bear attacks than from dragons, so it's safe to assume bears are more dangerous.

I mean statistics also show that cows kill more people then bears so..................

[Krazy Wallet]

Originally posted by Nihrahk:

Originally posted by arekks:

Dragons are sooooo overdone, I'm glad there's a new king in town. Imagine if they wrote a lore that centred around bears instead of dragons, how cool would that be? Descending to the bottom of Ash Lake and communing with the Everlasting Bear at the bottom, getting Bear Magic etc. If the Mandela Effect is real I want in to that world

Gonna need some crabs and lobsters there somewhere.

Give me thine sacred claw, O, sacred lobster tail!!! Allow me to become a tail, shining and wonderfully luminescent!

[FTZ35]

Bears run STR builds while dragons run Faith/Arcane builds.

[WoodMan]

Waiiiit a second... I killed multiple bears, but didn't attack the dragon since I assumed it was an end game thing or something. You're saying I can take it???

[Edifier]

Originally posted by bunies:

Seriously how much coke was being done when making the decision to make the rune bears have more HP then dragons, have the samage damage output, and have more and faster attacks which are also spammed more ?

No no no no, you got it wrong. BEARS are the ones doing coke. That's why they are so dangerous.

[bunies]

Originally posted by Edifier:

Originally posted by bunies:

Seriously how much coke was being done when making the decision to make the rune bears have more HP then dragons, have the samage damage output, and have more and faster attacks which are also spammed more ?

No no no no, you got it wrong. BEARS are the ones doing coke. That's why they are so dangerous.

if the rune beasr did that much coke they would have died of heart failure by now and would not be an issue

[dragonfyre]

Originally posted by bunies:

Seriously how much coke was being done when making the decision to make the rune bears have more HP then dragons, have the samage damage output, and have more and faster attacks which are also spammed more ?

after years of being starting fights in other games the bears rose up and demanded more hp and damage