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Golden Hippo is a trash af boss lmao
Hands down the worst Fromsoft boss ive seen and ive beaten them all (besides whats in the DLC, Shadow Of The Erdtree of course).

The boss name is stupid af since its not even a full hippo its a PORCUPINE and a hippopotamus.

And the arena you fight in is really annoying. WAY to small.

But even though its the worst Fromsoft boss ive seen, that doesn't mean its bad. Fromsoft its just held at such a high standard that a boss like this just seems very....boring.

Just my take though.


EDIT: PLEASE NO SPOILERS IVE ONLY FOUGHT 3 OUT OF 11 REMEMBERANCE BOSSES
Last edited by EGGZxOVERxExZ; Jul 19, 2024 @ 1:21am
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›Kolanaki Jul 19, 2024 @ 1:19am 
If boring is the standard, then shouldn't the Erdtree Avatar, AKA a slightly altered Asylum Demon, take first prize? That dude has been in every single one of these games since at least Demon's Souls and not much has changed about its look or attack patterns in over 5 games.
EGGZxOVERxExZ Jul 19, 2024 @ 1:21am 
Originally posted by ›Kolanaki:
If boring is the standard, then shouldn't the Erdtree Avatar, AKA a slightly altered Asylum Demon, take first prize? That dude has been in every single one of these games since at least Demon's Souls and not much has changed about its look or attack patterns in over 5 games.


SPOILERS PLEASE (I should have put a "please no spoilers" so its my bad not yours but SHHHHH)
Sham! Jul 19, 2024 @ 1:26am 
i think he's cool
›Kolanaki Jul 19, 2024 @ 1:26am 
You mean to tell me you haven't seen the big trees that guard the physic tears in the base game yet? There are like 12 of the bastards.
EGGZxOVERxExZ Jul 19, 2024 @ 1:31am 
Originally posted by ›Kolanaki:
You mean to tell me you haven't seen the big trees that guard the physic tears in the base game yet? There are like 12 of the bastards.

Oh yeah i have. Just being cautious is all. Again, my fault not yours.
EGGZxOVERxExZ Jul 19, 2024 @ 1:32am 
Originally posted by Sham!:
i think he's cool

Hes not like Steelrising boss design bad or even Lords Of The Fallen (2014). I could have seen this boss in DS2
Stiven Jul 19, 2024 @ 1:57am 
yeah, he has prob the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit boxes in elden ring.
Sc0rpiTr0n Jul 19, 2024 @ 2:38am 
I like hippo. He is goofy and fun to fight.
Gearwar Jul 19, 2024 @ 2:44am 
Its not even close to the worst boss. Its boring and bad to fight yes, but the barrel has not even nearly reached the bottom.
I just fought senessax and this has to be one of the worst bosses I ever fought.

He has like a million health and his hitboxes are bad. The lightning aoe is busted and either hits your or doesn't whenever it feels like.

But if you mount up and just fight him on torrent he can barely do anything... so the fight turns into a complete snoozefest.
stealthkiller22 Jul 19, 2024 @ 3:47am 
this boss was easy to predict for it moves im surprised it drops so many runes
Knavenformed Jul 19, 2024 @ 3:48am 
Metyr was much easier and a massive disappointment to all the build-up to it

Hippo is definitely worse than Covetous Demon even if it was harder lol
Random ass Hippo as a pet for Messmer, not even a Snake.
Key Jul 19, 2024 @ 4:20am 
Phase 1 is legit a reskinned Sullyvahn Beast from DS3, and in DS3 it wasn't even a boss.
NOOBSURVIVES YT Jul 19, 2024 @ 4:29am 
I am sure you will change your opinion once you fight other bosses. Good luck
clemons75 Jul 19, 2024 @ 5:20am 
Sannesax is the worst boss. Lazy reskin with extra trash
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Date Posted: Jul 19, 2024 @ 1:14am
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