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Inflated_chair Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:12pm
great dlc
since some high and mighty people cant read
Yay one of the worst catacombs ever made. That leads into a terrible boss that gives a useless weapon. It also opens into another probably empty area with one point of interest that'll give me a ghost glove wort or an ash summon that ill never use.

the abyssal woods couldve been cool
imagine in those woods the signs saying dont let it see you its untouchable all this foreboding stuff hinting to an untouchable enemy. Then your venturing on torrent when you see an enemy you approach it and suddenly a yellow sickening light blasts down on him and causes frenzy to perk on it. You naturally look up to see the source and you see a giant frenzy owl its gaze moves to you. torrent kicks you off and and now you have to get to any nearby cover the ground would have plenty of giant roots and debris to hide under but scarce enough and far enough away from one another to be intense you frantically follow torrent ethereal hoof prints while hiding from this creature. After a short but intense chase through the woods you find torrent at the foot of an alter to the owl who has been chasing you. You activate the altar the owl lands and now you are locked in a duel.

That would be cool right, that would have been memorable, but instead we got an empty area filled with frenzied rats and a couple locations that give mostly subpar loot. OH and the foreboding signs were talking about weird ball headed dudes that you can just walk past no issue what a joke.
Last edited by Inflated_chair; Jun 30, 2024 @ 6:06pm
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Sgt. Flaw Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:16pm 
You know what's better than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the DLC?



Punctuation. You should try it and give a review.
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Mehermagerk Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:16pm 
Catacomb loot in the base game is ♥♥♥♥ too so not much has changed there.
BingusDingus Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:17pm 
Originally posted by Mehermagerk:
Catacomb loot in the base game is ♥♥♥♥ too so not much has changed there.
Not true, lots of great stuff in them in the base game.
Mehermagerk Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:17pm 
Originally posted by BingusDingus:
Originally posted by Mehermagerk:
Catacomb loot in the base game is ♥♥♥♥ too so not much has changed there.
Not true, lots of great stuff in them in the base game.
Like what?

I think spirit ashes or a talisman worthless to 90% of builds is the reward most the time.
Last edited by Mehermagerk; Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:19pm
[BEANBAG] (Banned) Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:17pm 
Originally posted by Sgt. Flaw:
You know what's better than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the DLC?



Punctuation.

LMAO

The punctuation boss is rather difficult when you're educated under Common Core...
Sgt. Flaw Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:19pm 
Originally posted by BEANBAG:
Originally posted by Sgt. Flaw:
You know what's better than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the DLC?



Punctuation.

LMAO

The punctuation boss is rather difficult when you're educated under Common Core...
No clue wtf OP meant...at all
[BEANBAG] (Banned) Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:19pm 
Originally posted by Mehermagerk:
Originally posted by BingusDingus:
Not true, lots of great stuff in them in the base game.
Like what?

Cross Naginata, which is a great pole arm. Numerous talismans are also great.
Mehermagerk Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:23pm 
Originally posted by BEANBAG:
Originally posted by Mehermagerk:
Like what?

Cross Naginata, which is a great pole arm. Numerous talismans are also great.
So in 18 catacombs there are 5 talismans the rest are spirit ashes yes my points proven more than half are waste of time.

The Naginata drops from Gael tunnel not a catacomb so zero weapons drop from catacombs.
Last edited by Mehermagerk; Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:25pm
Inflated_chair Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:23pm 
the boss wouldve been cool too if it didnt summon a bunch of little guys to mess up the rythm of the fight
[BEANBAG] (Banned) Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:23pm 
Originally posted by Sgt. Flaw:
Originally posted by BEANBAG:

LMAO

The punctuation boss is rather difficult when you're educated under Common Core...
No clue wtf OP meant...at all

I think he was attempting to vent, but I need an interpreter to figure that mess out myself...
Inflated_chair Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:24pm 
Originally posted by Mehermagerk:
Originally posted by BEANBAG:

Cross Naginata, which is a great pole arm. Numerous talismans are also great.
So in 18 catacombs there are 5 talismans and one weapon the rest are spirit ashes yes my points proven more than half are waste of time.
yes
Inflated_chair Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:24pm 
Originally posted by Mehermagerk:
Originally posted by BEANBAG:

Cross Naginata, which is a great pole arm. Numerous talismans are also great.
So in 18 catacombs there are 5 talismans and one weapon the rest are spirit ashes yes my points proven more than half are waste of time.
and the fact that the dlc enemies are just reskins and rescaled old enemies just make it even more lame
zmanbuilder Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:26pm 
Originally posted by Inflated_chair:
yay one of the worst catacombs ever made into a terrible boss giving a useless weapon and leading to another probably empty area with one point of interest thatl give me a ghost glove wort or an ash summon that ill never use

Is it the one with the death statues? mimic veil helps with the ones that are not moving.

I rate it 4/5, did not die once, left a little disappointed in that.
[BEANBAG] (Banned) Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:26pm 
Originally posted by Mehermagerk:
Originally posted by BEANBAG:

Cross Naginata, which is a great pole arm. Numerous talismans are also great.
So in 18 catacombs there are 5 talismans and one weapon the rest are spirit ashes yes my points proven more than half are waste of time.

Why are you playing the game if you feel it is a waste of time? I personally play the game to get invaded and PVP, and I enjoy the content of the base game. I have yet to play the DLC because my characters were wiped out after THE GAME CRASHED ON ME, so I am hopeful it isn't as bad as people are saying. However, if the bugs and issues within the release are an indication of what is to come during that content, I am not hopeful...
[BEANBAG] (Banned) Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:28pm 
Originally posted by Inflated_chair:
Originally posted by Mehermagerk:
So in 18 catacombs there are 5 talismans and one weapon the rest are spirit ashes yes my points proven more than half are waste of time.
and the fact that the dlc enemies are just reskins and rescaled old enemies just make it even more lame


Now this is a valid point. If this statement is factual, the developers were lazy and deserve the negative comments the DLC has received.
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Date Posted: Jun 30, 2024 @ 5:12pm
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