this game is just too big to enjoy

[REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY]

like its legit a walking sim, i needed to get the somber +7 and i had to walk all the way there and now there and oh morgot dead? welp time to go to alllllllllllllll the way to the winder biome.


this has to be the worst game every made since its just so massive there is legit nothing to do between the a and b parts. the horse is not even fast at all.


like i legit get bored half way in and just start speed running bosses since it legit takes ages to loot all the areas to see what is there. i don;t even know where the secret bosses and areas are since again they are allllllllll the way somewhere i could not care less to find.


forcing players to use the wiki to save time from mindlessly looking for bosses to fight is a joke.


game feels like a legit dessert with no flavor or passion. its feels like a cookie with water inside. cool looking cookie and you enjoy some of the crust but when you looking in side its just voided and empty.


i still to this day have no idea where morg or who ever the bosses people talk about are since they are so hidden no player would bother seeking them

[Vermilion Knight]

Lol oh boy, are you in for a shock if you get to the DLC... It's more empty than the base game.

[Get Out]

Oh no, the game is bad because there is too much gameplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3glwtXrj0c&ab_channel=UmurK%C4%B1l%C4%B1%C3%A7

[scambammer]

my favorite part was the cookie filled with water, voids and emptiness

[Vermilion Knight]

Originally posted by ☣ N\A ☣:

Oh no, the game is bad because there is too much gameplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3glwtXrj0c&ab_channel=UmurK%C4%B1l%C4%B1%C3%A7

So now open worlds with nothing in them is classified as "gameplay" lmao
Uh sure.

[Etteragic]

Did you know you can get a mount?

[wildcardbitches]

very low quality bait

[Fineous🔥]

Oh welcome back, OP.

Really missed your "quality" content. Now let me tell you about a new feature of the Steam forums. In the game forum (Elden Ring in this case) if you mouse over the profile picture of a user you can see all the time they invested playing in the game!

Now, are you telling me that in 146 (you had the same months ago) hours you explored all the Shadowlands? mausoleums, crypts, ruins and more? Right.......good luck out there buddy.

[Burns]

Originally posted by REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY:

like its legit a walking sim, i needed to get the somber +7 and i had to walk all the way there and now there and oh morgot dead? welp time to go to alllllllllllllll the way to the winder biome.


this has to be the worst game every made since its just so massive there is legit nothing to do between the a and b parts. the horse is not even fast at all.


like i legit get bored half way in and just start speed running bosses since it legit takes ages to loot all the areas to see what is there. i don;t even know where the secret bosses and areas are since again they are allllllllll the way somewhere i could not care less to find.


forcing players to use the wiki to save time from mindlessly looking for bosses to fight is a joke.


game feels like a legit dessert with no flavor or passion. its feels like a cookie with water inside. cool looking cookie and you enjoy some of the crust but when you looking in side its just voided and empty.


i still to this day have no idea where morg or who ever the bosses people talk about are since they are so hidden no player would bother seeking them

It's true. I suggest Pong

[John Titor]

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

Oh welcome back, OP.

Really missed your "quality" content. Now let me tell you about a new feature of the Steam forums. In the game forum (Elden Ring in this case) if you mouse over the profile picture of a user you can see all the time they invested playing in the game!

Now, are you telling me that in 146 (you had the same months ago) hours you explored all the Shadowlands? mausoleums, crypts, ruins and more? Right.......good luck out there buddy.

All the old ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have returned. Ragnarok has begun.

[Sirius]

Originally posted by John Titor:

All the old ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have returned. Ragnarok has begun.

Still missing a few for the full collection though, there is hope.

A little.

Like, tiny, almost none, but it's there.

[REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY]

Originally posted by ☣ N\A ☣:

Oh no, the game is bad because there is too much gameplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3glwtXrj0c&ab_channel=UmurK%C4%B1l%C4%B1%C3%A7

what gameplay? walking? i rather play death stranding if i wanted a good walking sim

[REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY]

Originally posted by scambammer:

my favorite part was the cookie filled with water, voids and emptiness

i LOVE crunchy cookies so if i taste legit moist i am crying on the spot

[Burns]

Shadow of the whinging. Lord of the whinge. Dark Whinge 1 remake

[REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY]

Originally posted by Etteragic:

Did you know you can get a mount?

i legit said the mount does legit nothing. you are still moving 20 something mins to point a and b

[Get Out]

Originally posted by REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY:

Originally posted by ☣ N\A ☣:

Oh no, the game is bad because there is too much gameplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3glwtXrj0c&ab_channel=UmurK%C4%B1l%C4%B1%C3%A7

what gameplay? walking? i rather play death stranding if i wanted a good walking sim

over 200 enemy types, 70+ weapons, 40+ magic\incantations, over 80 unique bosses (which sets a world record in any video game btw), countless dungeons and settlements, numerous quest lines, a ton of secrets and you absolute clowns call the game "empty" get lost lmao. The game is over 2 years old and people still find new stuff, that's how "empty" it is. This argument is just laughable.