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OddJob Apr 18, 2024 @ 9:17pm
So I just learned that Miquella is a guy
Does that make Mohg the Blood lord gay?

He's always saying that Miquella is all his or w.e - he made sure to tell me all 85 times it took me to beat him.
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zab Apr 18, 2024 @ 9:19pm 
yes Mogh is gay (and he liks incest too)
DespiseTheSun42 Apr 18, 2024 @ 9:21pm 
Originally posted by zab:
yes Mogh is gay (and he liks incest too)

Mohg is court ordered to stay at leat 500ft away from any school zones.
Automaton-37467 Apr 18, 2024 @ 9:27pm 
Originally posted by DespiseTheSun42:
Originally posted by zab:
yes Mogh is gay (and he liks incest too)

Mohg is court ordered to stay at leat 500ft away from any school zones.
Yeah and hes definitely overcompensating with that trident of his.
SnakeshyperTTV/Kick Apr 18, 2024 @ 10:04pm 
Yes and it means the fbi is after him.
surreptitious Apr 18, 2024 @ 11:20pm 
Mohg is just horny.

He has been known to be with not Unos
More than Dose
but Tres! guys at one time.

and they Nehil, Nehil , Nehil !!!!!

He is like Evil Elton John
Last edited by surreptitious; Apr 18, 2024 @ 11:21pm
Senki Apr 18, 2024 @ 11:29pm 
can't blame him miquella is the hottest person in the game unless you count the marika fanart as canon

going by that weird egg arm tho I'm expecting fromsoft to turn miquella into yet another disgusting monster in phase 2 or something
Last edited by Senki; Apr 18, 2024 @ 11:29pm
Automaton-37467 Apr 18, 2024 @ 11:47pm 
Originally posted by Senki:
can't blame him miquella is the hottest person in the game unless you count the marika fanart as canon

going by that weird egg arm tho I'm expecting fromsoft to turn miquella into yet another disgusting monster in phase 2 or something
Why don’t you take a seat over there sir.
Senki Apr 18, 2024 @ 11:55pm 
Originally posted by Loathsome Dung Eater:
Originally posted by Senki:
can't blame him miquella is the hottest person in the game unless you count the marika fanart as canon

going by that weird egg arm tho I'm expecting fromsoft to turn miquella into yet another disgusting monster in phase 2 or something
Why don’t you take a seat over there sir.

just kidding I swear I actually like Malenia more please don't send me to leyndell prison
Alby (Banned) Apr 19, 2024 @ 12:01am 
Originally posted by Senki:
Originally posted by Loathsome Dung Eater:
Why don’t you take a seat over there sir.

just kidding I swear I actually like Malenia more please don't send me to leyndell prison

https://youtu.be/OCsMKypvmB0?si=se_PiYvH178yVz-h
Automaton-37467 Apr 19, 2024 @ 12:02am 
Originally posted by Senki:
Originally posted by Loathsome Dung Eater:
Why don’t you take a seat over there sir.

just kidding I swear I actually like Malenia more please don't send me to leyndell prison
Nah mate its to late, you’ll be dropping that soap in the sewer gaol in no time. And I’ll be there… waiting.
SnakeshyperTTV/Kick Apr 19, 2024 @ 12:18am 
Originally posted by Loathsome Dung Eater:
Nah mate its to late, you’ll be dropping that soap in the sewer gaol in no time. And I’ll be there… waiting.
Same thing but with a spiked CoD not the gaming kind though.
Automaton-37467 Apr 19, 2024 @ 12:28am 
Originally posted by The Berserker:
Originally posted by Loathsome Dung Eater:
Nah mate its to late, you’ll be dropping that soap in the sewer gaol in no time. And I’ll be there… waiting.
Same thing but with a spiked CoD not the gaming kind though.
Lets just say my seedbed is ripe and waiting.
Last edited by Automaton-37467; Apr 19, 2024 @ 12:29am
Alby (Banned) Apr 19, 2024 @ 12:29am 
Originally posted by The Berserker:
Originally posted by Loathsome Dung Eater:
Nah mate its to late, you’ll be dropping that soap in the sewer gaol in no time. And I’ll be there… waiting.
Same thing but with a spiked CoD not the gaming kind though.
A…a bone fist?
Automaton-37467 Apr 19, 2024 @ 12:41am 
Originally posted by Alby:
Originally posted by The Berserker:
Same thing but with a spiked CoD not the gaming kind though.
A…a bone fist?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yze_har7eXs&pp=ygUsZmFsbG91dCBuZXcgdmVnYXMgcGxlYXNlIGFzc3VtZSB0aGUgcG9zaXRpb24%3D
Sham! Apr 19, 2024 @ 1:30am 
Originally posted by surreptitious:
He is like Evil Elton John
That's very very evil wtf
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Date Posted: Apr 18, 2024 @ 9:17pm
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