Seamless Co-Op is an awful CHEAT mod...

[echo_ML]

I wanna start by saying all the trolls and seemless cultists need to go away, you're not wanted here. You're ruining this commitee, and i'll explain in a sec. SEAMLESS co-op is the worst mod ever created. Srrsly, who do the devs think they are deny Miasakis's vision of Elder Ring? This game was DESIGNED WITH Mitchelltaki's blessing and instead you think you can just deny his notion? That you're better than him? Everyone will functonal brian cells knows that seamless is a cheat mod rhat scrubs use to cheese the game with their ♥♥♥♥ friends because they're too bad at the game to play vanila XD

Truth = seamless users are possys that are scared of invaders but ofc they'll deny it and say that invaders are toxic cheat engine abusers and whatnot. But truth of matter is that seeless users are te evil ones.

According to a study by Dr God, professor at leyndell university, over 1.6 million Invaders, Furled Fingers, And Hunters have been put out of jobs as a result of the seamless epidemic. To see if these studies proved correct, we have our news anchor Alberich out at Mohgwyn palace to meet with Luminary Mohg and hear his thoughts on the situation.

Alberich: "Hello, folks of the lands between, this is Mad Tongue Alberich from channel 12. And here we have Luminary Mohg! Now, Mohg, what are your thoughts on the current situation?"

Mohg: "Yeah Alberich its.... uh.... yeah its truly despicable, the things theyre doing out there. Um, business has been slow, the past couple of months. I just don't understand how we're supposed to keep living like this? And the, um, the mods... they wont do anything. Instead, y'know, sometimes it feels like they're on the other side. My nephew, Drago, they shot him down like a dog with the street last week. They say it was self defense, but we all know thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"

Alberich: "And, so i'm assuming your invaders have been having trouble then?"

Mohg: "Yeah Alberich, all my employees have been piling up, here in the palace, and they've started to end up getting caught up in the weekly Wave of Gold shootings. Only real work we can find nowadays is ganks, and you already know how, uh, awful those can be y'know."

Alberich: "Mhm."

Mohg: "Uh huh. Yeah, honestly those seamless users keep flexing their mod and the download numbers, i think they're compensating for something."

Alberich: *looking at mohg's trident* "They're not the only ones..."

Mohg: "You say somethin'?"

Alberich: "Uhhh, nope! Just saying thats all the time we got for today! Good luck Mohg! Back to you, Echo."





The voices are so loud they tell me to download seamless they tell me i can be free of the invader's curse that i can finally be free and love this game again they tell LIES! Lies i say! Untruths! Falsehoods! I want to be invaded by strong red men and have the EXPLODE in me (with, uh.......bleed.im running out of exploding jokes guys)

Oh, hi! Didn't notice you were back. Now, the experiences of seamless ruining peoples lives aren't just a small minority. I can speak on the situation first hand. Seamless killed not only my dog, but my wife, and her boyfriend too. Seamless cursed my family bloodline with an eternal curse and set a plague unto my hometown. This mod is evil, folks.

*listening to headpiece* Oh, and it looks like Alberich is back, now in Leyndell. Let's go check in on him.




Alberich: "Welcome back folks. I'm here at the prawn n' brawn, local restaurant owned here by Blackguard Boggart. So, Boggart, what's your thoughts on the seamless situation?"

Boggart: *not looking at camera* "Loada 'orseshit that is."

Alberich: "Mmm. And what do you think about the people who use that mod?"

Boggart: "Undercooked bastards. This won't do."

Alberich: "Uhh... not exactly how i'd put it, but whatever. Anyway, how's business been affected by this situation?"

Boggart: "Yeah, this isn't gonna end well. Cut my losses and start over."

Alberich: "Oh, thats awful!"

Boggart: *turning around from shrimp bowl, suprised.* "Marika's tits! Didn't see ya there mate. Were you sayin' somethin'?"

*A shriek comes from the sewers* "YOU SHRIMPY BASTARD! DID YOU CHANGE THE WIFI PASSWORD AGAIN?"

Boggart: "YEAH! STOP FREELOADIN' AND GET A FECKING JOB"

LDG: "YOU LOUSY MF! I JUST WANNA PLAY NEW VEGAS!"

Boggart: *Sealing up sewer* "Anyway, Alberich, always wanted to know somethin'. Why do they call ye the "Mad Tongue?"

Alberich: "Okie Dokie thanks for the interview Boggart this has been Alberich reporting for channel 12 news, back to you Echo!"





You know why i want the seamless users back? Cause theres no feckin clothes to eat anymore. Im starving!

Oh, hello, welcome back. Now that you've seen these firsthand accounts, you can see the effect Seamless has had on the lands between. And all because of the selfishness of these traitors using this cheat mod! Now, for our final interview, we got our other news anchor, Anastasia, outside Dominula in Altus Plateau. And she's meeting with the famous philosopher, The Ever-Brilliant Gold Mask!




Goldmask: "..."

Anastasia: "..."

Goldmask: "..."

Anastasia: "..."

Goldmask: "..."

Anastasia: "..."



Huh. Are they... cutting out or something? *clears throat* ahem anyhow i think we've shown everything we need to today. To summarize:

Sealass Coop is an awful cheat mod that is destroying this community and breaking our big family a part. The ppl who use it are selvish and evil and bad and deserve to be put on tryal like nuremburg and exectued.


They can call us evil all they want but theyre just crying because they scrubs XD they can't beet the game without their boyfriends at there side, how adorble





I cant believe i just wrote a whole ass fanfic novel as a steam forum ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lmao

[Dirak2012]

You don't even deserve the jester award.

[NisseDood]

Cursed one, take these.
Put them on, and please stop being so WEAK!

[echo_ML]

Originally posted by Dirak2012:

You don't even deserve the jester award.

Ugh, can you even read? I saidd seamless cultists go away 🙄

[An Irate Walrus]

My Brian cells do not function.

...my Gary cells, on the other hand...

[Tacticowl]

People really getting upset about how others enjoy their medium, even if it has 0 impact on their own game experience.

This community is... how do I put it... special?

Edit: From when I tried it out, I actually found Seamless Co-op to be quite a lot harder than the vanilla game, due to enemies, including bosses, having massively boosted health, posture, and status effect resistances (all of it boosted by about 66% according to the mod page). The game essentially starts in NG+ to compensate for the lack of PvP. I'm not sure If I would consider that cheating.

[omegard]

What about just want to chill with your friend in a game you like? Since when playing with friend is cursed? Or do you just have no friend to play with? (Never played Seamless btw since I got no friend too)

[echo_ML]

Originally posted by MateAndMead:

People really getting upset about how others enjoy their medium, even if it has 0 impact on their own game experience.

This community is... how do I put it... special?

There "enjoying" it by ruining experience of others,

[B O R G]

https://imgur.com/a/aLYbS49

[omegard]

Originally posted by echo_ML:

Originally posted by MateAndMead:

People really getting upset about how others enjoy their medium, even if it has 0 impact on their own game experience.

This community is... how do I put it... special?

There "enjoying" it by ruining experience of others,

You seem like the kind of player who only do PvP and Teabag people.

[alumlovescake]

Sorry your PvP servers are dead because everyone is playing the game without the offical servers in ultra-wide uncapped fps with seamless co op


but I would rather take the more fun experience and can easily deal with not having access to PvP

[echo_ML]

Look at all these shills advertising their cheat mod,. Literally proving me point XD

[Tacticowl]

Originally posted by alumlovescake:

Sorry your PvP servers are dead because everyone is playing the game without the offical servers in ultra-wide uncapped fps with seamless co op


but I would rather take the more fun experience and can easily deal with not having access to PvP

This.

If a majority of people dislike the PvP enough to migrate to a mod, maybe the PvP simply isn't very good.

[Tacticowl]

Originally posted by echo_ML:

Look at all these shills advertising their cheat mod,. Literally proving me point XD

all it proves to me is that you have no friends to play with tbh.

[Tacticowl]

Originally posted by echo_ML:

Originally posted by MateAndMead:

People really getting upset about how others enjoy their medium, even if it has 0 impact on their own game experience.

This community is... how do I put it... special?

There "enjoying" it by ruining experience of others,

Factually wrong. Most people who use seamless coop would just play offline in the vanilla game. They're not in the invasion pool either way. If a majority of people find multiplayer unenjoyable, blame the game, not the player. Personally, I've been playing From's games offline since Dark Souls 1 and Seamless was the only time I actually played coop with someone. Explain to me how I ruin the game for you If I don't play the vanilla online to begin with?

[echo_ML]

Originally posted by MateAndMead:

Originally posted by echo_ML:

Look at all these shills advertising their cheat mod,. Literally proving me point XD

all it proves to me is that you have no friends to play with tbh.

I got plent frens XD all the people i invade and coop with with